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god making men is the only time a woman has tried to be funny and failed

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i realise the problem with my father is that his love is conditional

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"Baby, do you like this beet?" -Chappell Roan, 2023.

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straight authors writing povs;

female mc: his jaw flexed, like he was deep in thought, so mysterious omg

male mc: ow my jaw hurts. maybe it's my lymph nodes. should I visit the doctor

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tyla the creator

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i can fix him. but in the way dogs are fixed

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everyone always talks about harassment but no one talks about HISassment 🥺💔

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freudian slip

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when i try to insult my firangi lesbian aunt by calling her bhosdike but she only understands english with an american accent so she thinks i called her boss dyke