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A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

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Your name is EBONY. As previously mentioned, you are a GOTH. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for ROCK MUSIC but you are NOT RELATED TO GERARD WAY. You are a vampire but your teeth are STRAIGHT AND WHITE. You have a fondness for HOT TOPIC and you DRESS ACCORDINGLY. You go to a wizard school in England because you are also a WITCH.

Your chumhandle is DarknessDementia and you tned to get yuor leters mixd up abit.

A lot of preps are staring at you. What will you do?

> EBONY: PUT MIDDLE FINGER UP.

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my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

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she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

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rikebe

POV you’re 12 and looking up an art tutorial for the first time and are about to internalize some deeply flawed information about human anatomy

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how many inches is your cock and how hairy is your juicy joshbussy?

never change, tumblr <3

shittinggold

So I was thinking about Evil Women, as one does, and I think I've cracked the code. There's a taxonomy here, and they all fit into it somewhere.

I present to you: The Axis of Female Murderers:

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This kitty looks so mad

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you outwit miette? you stop her from tricking you like the loki?

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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

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spiralstaircased

dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he's not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE