six beta blockers and a large iced coffee

Devin | this pussy pops severely

[fhauly]

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[heirtocragflame]

I am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

[xanaxfarts]

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[adonischildsupportcase]

[skypestripper]

he luh dis fat ass

[adrianicsea]

Do you not like Twenty Øne Piløts?

the fact that you took the time to put the slashes in the Os tells me that this is probably not a conversation we should have

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[spiribia]

every time with sashimi it's like well how good could it be, it's just raw fish and you take a bite and start ripping your clothes off and roaring

[animentality]

[alfgifu]

this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s

[segamascott]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

[bognaturals]

Asserting my dominance in the men’s room by properly washing my hands

[himynamesisnotemail]

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

stop deactivating

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

[kirishima-hates-terfs]

[strawberries789-deactivated2025]

"My son turned out fine"

your son gets hard when I call him a good boy

[trumpetsbyjasonderulo]

it’s been ten years and i can confirm that everything still happens so much. happy anniversary king

[8nin]

y’all ever sent a risky text and you so scared you start doing chores

[kalichnikov]