Doing hoodrat things

Alec. 21. Drummer for a sick ass sick band.

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[elfvenomm]

For all u mountain climbers out there

[acoolguy]

*climbs up and takes a few good slurps while i piss on the wall*

[katharinemoe]

You literally did not have to say that

[acoolguy]

i didn’t

[thatsfackedahp-deactivated20160]

I love this

[adulthoodisokay]

“The Devil Went Down To Georgia” White Trash Washing Machine Cover

[americanninjax-deactivated20191]

That’s just. Amazing.

[mapelie]

AWESOMENESS

[fierceawakening]

this is awesome

[lizardtitties]

This is literally the futuristic version of washboard music. Is that not just fucking amazing? We had dudes playing washboards to accompany music since the early days of blues and zydeco and today we’re sitting here watching someone using a washing machine in the exact same way. Imagine being some old fella playing a washboard with thimbles in a little jug-and-tea-chest outfit back in the 20s, imagine if someone told you that in about 100 years time, some kid would be using a machine that will replace the washboard to serve the exact same purpose.

This shit is why I’m such a giant music nerd.

[scientia-rex]

washboard electronica

[foulserpent]

self care is drinking directly from a puddle in the taco bell drive thru

[hyenaguide-deactivated20180412]

No

[foulserpent]

slurp

[afloweroutofstone]

[1i73-deactivated20221021]

spongebob: איפה העיקר פה

patrick: i’m so fucking sorry spongebob…..

[anchovy-official]

completely serious question: is this a real post or am I just hallucinating this? can anyone else see this post??

[steveinaspeedo]

[alsedes]

THE STRONG WILL SURVIVE

[shevathegun]

that ain’t a slide, that’s a cliff

[5feet-of-anxiety]

I’ve been laughing at this for 5 min

[shitpostgenerator]

turns out i am the enemy

[deaddolin]

[pure]

yall out here eating ass but got a prollem with foot fetishes … Where’s the logic !!

[god-coward]

Ain’t got no ass fungus. Ain’t nobody got athletes ass my guy. Ain’t nobody walkin around with a cracked ass, minus the buttcrack. Ain’t nobody growing bunyans on their ass. Ain’t nobody having to grind down their asscheeks with a pumas stone. Ain’t nobody got an ashy ass. Ain’t nobody got some Giant veins and bones in their ass cheeks. Ain’t nobody got some crusty assnails they gotta trim. Ain’t no doctor take your ass print when you’re born and slap that shit on your birth certificate as identification. Ain’t nobody been busted for a crime via CSI finding your assprints. Ain’t nobody got blisters all in their ass. Ain’t nobody using their ass to walk. Ain’t nobody got moving digits on their ass that they can articulate and climb trees with. Ain’t nobody died in World War 1 from trench-ass my guy. Ain’t nobody stabbing eachother at an Old Navy for dollar assflop day. Ain’t nobody got a case of assjam my dude.

[deaddolin]

can i be real with you guys for a second.

[deaddolin]

the minute after you cum you’re definitely at 1 hp, i don’t think there’s any other way to look at it, you could get killed in one hit

[quadriceps-deactivated20171230]

[zeldamaniac44]

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

[duccibag]

[slugbox]

what

[axleheart]

[writing-prompt-s]

Ageing slows the greater your impact on history. Washington, Churchill, and Lincoln live well into their 200s, while figures such as Julius Caesar live for close to a thousand years. It is your 5000th birthday, and you look as young as you did on your 21st.

[dirtbaby2016]

I walk outside and to a massive crowd cheering me on. “Happy 5000th to the creator of Meet n’ Fuck games” reads a giant banner.

[powerburial]

a 30,000 year old minecraft youtuber hurls a javelin through your chest

[shitpostgenerator]

can i get a fucking blender