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Mary Jane Watson. I'm more than a pretty face, keep that in mind, handsome. indie 616 Mary Jane Watson

[mstsgtwoods-blog]

                               ❝YOU CAN’T KILL ME!❞

                                                                           indie frank woods

                                                                           written by charlie

[faerieroleplaymemes]

“Sucker Punch” sentence meme

Send one to my muse for their reaction

“We had a deal.”

“You have all the weapons you need. Now fight!”

“If you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything.”

“We don’t keep things here that have no purpose.”

“For those who fight for it, life has a flavor the sheltered will never know.”

“I want you to dance.”

“You’ll never have me… ever.”

“Your fight for survival starts right now.”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say anything!”

“Let the pain go. Let the hurt go. Let the guilt go.”

“Don’t ever write a check with your mouth you can’t cash with your ass.”

“I’m the star of the show, remember?”

“This can’t be. We did everything right.”

“We’re already dead.”

“I’m willing to give you freedom. Pure and total freedom.”

“He/she said everything would be okay.”

“I’m only doing this because you guys would get caught without me.”

“You have to live for all of us now.”

“You think you’re special, don’t you?”

“This was never my story. It’s yours.”

“I have seen some tortured souls in here.”

“Shut off that damn music!”

“All I require from you is a slither of a moment.”

“You’re suddenly not aware of what it is we do here?”

“It’s just us now.”

“Have you ever just wanted to just take something back? You know, something you said? Something you did?”

“Don’t close your eyes; I need you to look at me.”

“Send me a postcard from paradise.”

“You’ve got to promise me two things.”

“Oh, and one more thing…”

“It’s okay, it’s better this way.”

“You don’t want to be judged? You won’t be.”

“There is a way to fix anything.”

“If I say it’s over, we stop.”

“You simple inbred idiot!”

“Did you lose your fight, huh?”

“The dance should be more than just titillation.”

“What you’re imagining right now, that world you control? That place can be as real as any pain.”

“I’m gonna escape from here.”

“Don’t worry, I don’t bite very hard.”

“Kiss the neck. It works every time!”

“You’re the only one of us who ever had a chance out there.”

“Now listen, I’m gonna walk out there and when they come after me, you go, okay?”

“It’s too late to play the good guy. It’s far too late.”

[nudygoon]

[gloomyskye]

tHERE IT IS

[maryjanewatson]

YOU FOUDN IT OMFG

[eileenpaints]

This is literally my favorite set of comic panels ever.

[bekurai-deactivated20140411]

I connect with these panels on a spiritual level

[ayellowbirds]

this boy literally has a superhuman sense that warns him of danger in advance, but still makes decisions like these.

[buns134-deactivated20181218]

[gtphonehome]

*me pointing to a ship* close platonic relationship

*fandom crying voice* no… that’s wrong… they cant be platonic………. stop….. theres no proof…… ………. they look into each other in eyes and hugged like once ……. stop saying this fake thing….

*me pointing to a ship* luv that close platonic relationship

[bigmacswontsaveyou]

disappointed i got a c in math than the b i was hoping for but hey i passed.

[rp-memes]

I dare you to flirt with my muse.

[thebettersetter]

ooc; I DONT EVEN CARE IF WE’VE NEVER INTERACTED BEFORE PLS DO THIS

[thehappysorceress]

Power Man and Iron Fist in SUITS by Fernando Pinto

[furiouswarrior]

At her words, Max knew she was telling the truth. He was never quick to trust, but he knew he needed to. Even if death would have been preferable. He could see his family again, but he knew his family would want him to keep on fighting.

It was an inner struggle that would never go away. It took him another moment to push himself up from the ground and stand upright. He leaned against the wall for a second before pushing himself away from it.

All he did was nod. A nod in thanks and to tell her to start walking.

[bigmacswontsaveyou]

The motion of him standing up, she slowly follows. She knew there is no way she could support him if he did tumble and she might end up with a bruised bum, but she had to try at least. She comes to a stand and follows him at his side, not at all caring for the unusual stares they received from the passersby.

“Let me call someone up and I’ll take you to the place--” she calls up Peter and proceeds to explain the situation in a prompt manner. Of course he’s uncertain about the man she is with, but she is convincing enough. She gets the okay and the directions to the Night Nurse. Georgia Jenkins is there to welcome them and immediately directs the stranger to her examination room where she cleans him up and stitches the wound, applying a new bandage.

Mary Jane remains outside of the room until Georgia informs her it’s okay to enter. When she does, she sets down her purse and moves to his side, smiling softly. “There, all better. You can sleep as much as you want now, pal. By the way, I’m Mary Jane Watson, pleasure to meet you.”

[fuckyeahspiderwife]

LOGAN: You mad? MJ: ‘Course not. LOGAN: How’d you figure it out? [She moves to leave, but pauses at the kitchen door.] MJ: I realized you would never really have hit on me since you must know, deep down, that I’d rather cut off my head than ever go out with you. LOGAN: Ah. Got it. MJ: Thanks again. [She leaves between panels.] LOGAN: Not a probl— LOGAN: Wait … was that a compliment or a dis? JARVIS: Who can tell with young people these days?

[fuckyeahspiderwife]

Good thing Logan has that healing factor.

Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #4 (Mar 2006), Peter David and Mike Wieringo.

[fuckyeahspiderwife]

PETER: A what? *ehh-ah* … what the heck do we need a towel for?  MARY JANE: Don’t worry, I saw this on the Learning Channel–it was on “While You Were Unconscious.”

[fuckyeahspiderwife]

Should you have any ambitions towards becoming a superhero’s confidante, romantically involved or otherwise, basic first aid skills are a must. (Kids, don’t try this at home.)

Spectacular Spider-Man vol II #7 (Jan 2004). Writer: Paul Jenkins; penciller: Humberto Ramos.

[fuckyeahspiderwife]

MARY JANE: I hate the three-point shot. It’s killing basketball as we know it. STEVE: Okay, don’t make fun of me…but explain the post up thing to me again…? MARY JANE: Your center takes the ball and he pounds it inside for a high percentage shot…or he can pass it to an open player if he’s double-teamed.

MARY JANE: It’s simple basketball, for crying out loud. STEVE: I just can’t get into basketball. I’m a baseball man…it’s timeless. It’s the same game now as it was before I was frozen. LUKE: Hello…designated hitter…? STEVE: Okay, I’ll give you that one.

STEVE: Hey, MJ…you want to see a great photo…? MARY JANE: Are you naked in it…? STEVE: Of course not. MARY JANE: Darn. MARY JANE: Is this you…with Joe DiMaggio? STEVE: Yep.

From the pre-Civil War days: MJ, Steve and Luke talk sports.

I (Heart) Marvel: Web of Romance one-shot (Feb 2006). Writer: Tom Beland. Pencils: Cory Walker. Inker: Cliff Rathburn.

[fuckyeahspiderwife]

MOVIE EXEC: Tell her I don’t want some bimbo model with delusions of talent in this role! It’s too important!

(later)

PETER: So tell me the good news. MJ: Good news…? PETER: About the part. They offered it to you, right? MJ: I… Yes, but…the pay was bad and the part just…it wasn’t right for me. So I turned it down. PETER: Aw, that bites. But you’re right to say no. Makes ‘em want you all the more later. Are you all right? You sound kinda quiet. MJ: Oh, I’m just tired. It was a long day. PETER: I understand. Get some sleep. You’ve got a long day in front of you. MJ: (a tear falling) I will. See you when I get in, tiger.

[fuckyeahspiderwife]

MJ flies out to LA for an audition, only to find out in the worst way possible that she’s already lost the part. Humiliated, she can’t bring herself to tell Peter on the phone that night.

Amazing Spider-Man #505 (May 2004). Story by Fiona Avery and J. Michael Straczynski, script by Fiona Avery, pencils by John Romita, Jr.

[fuckyeahspiderwife]

Another development at this point was the blossoming of the Mary Jane/Peter Parker romance. After Gwen’s death, Peter began to turn to Mary Jane, and she responded by showing a more serious, caring side. Writer [Gerry] Conway comments that he wanted to work with Mary Jane because despite her newfound maturity, “[Mary Jane] hadn’t lost the edge that made her an interesting character. Gwen didn’t have an edge. She was just a nice person. I don’t think she had a mean bone in her body, and wasn’t likely to do something that was likely to screw things up for Peter, out of some misguided sense of self-aggrandizement, which Mary Jane was quite capable of doing—which makes her a much more interesting character.”This change in Mary Jane had an effect on Spidey readers. On the letters page of issue #132, Bob Rodi gave an elegant examination of Mary Jane and stated, “Mary Jane is fast becoming my favorite character in the Spider-Man book.” Nan Brower said in issue #139, “There was a time when it upset me even to see Peter speak to her [Mary Jane], and now I’m beginning to think that if Peter ever unburdened himself (secret identity and all) to anyone, it should be Mary Jane.“ [John] Schutkeker simply said, “Don’t kill Mary Jane!”

Back Issue! #44 (Sept 2010), “FLASHBACK: Gwen, the Goblin, and the Spider-Fans,” by Karen Walker.

I know in fandom we like to talk up our favorites as being awesome and flawless and ur faves could never, and as a lifelong card-carrying member of fandom I’d be the first to say that kind of squee has its place. But this is a nice reminder that it’s often the imperfections that make a character more compelling.

But I really can’t get behind Gerry Conway’s logic that Gwen was too nice, too perfect, and too inescapably boring (and therefore: had to die). The Gwen Stacy of the earliest days was dramatically flawed – more accurately, dramatic and flawed, being a vampy sort who had more of an edge than MJ, if anything.  If there was a “problem with Gwen,” it’s that first Stan Lee and then Conway had trouble differentiating two female characters without taking the spark out of one entirely and ultimately, killing her off.

(via fuckyeahspiderwife)

[fuckyeahspiderwife]

New York is overrun by demons, Mary Jane has a daring plan, and Peter has exquisitely unfortunate timing. Oh, and there’s this guy named Hal who repeats himself a lot.

MJ: Come on, guys, break those pipes.

HAL: What now, MJ? MJ: Hold off the slime stuff with the camera flash until we get out of this tunnel, Hal. HAL: Yeah, and then? MJ: Then with luck the tunnel will fill up with gas pretty quick. HAL: Yeah, and then? MJ: Then I’ll set fire to this scrap of cloth from my dress. HAL: Yeah, and then? MJ: And then I’ll toss it back in the tunnel and we’ll all duck for– Omigosh!

[Spider-Man and Hobgoblin tumble out of another tunnel, mid-brawl.] HOBGOBLIN: My demonic powers make me stronger than you, Spider-Man! You’re as good as dead! MJ: NO! [She throws her improvised match at Hobgoblin.] SPIDEY: [in thoughts] Mary Jane? HOBGOBLIN: My cape! Stupid woman, you set me on fire! SPIDEY: Good thinking, lady! That distraction helped me break Hobby’s grip! Let’s give him a chance to cool off... [He throws Hobgoblin down the same tunnel MJ was setting to blow.]

MJ: No! The tunnel’s full of gas! SPIDEY: Gas? Uh- SFX: *THAWA WHOOM* SPIDEY: –oh!

Web of Spider-Man vol I #48 (March 1989). Writer: Gerry Conway Penciller: Alex Saviuk.

[dearspidey]

Peter orders a coffee and a burger as they sit down, raising an eyebrow at MJ after she orders and leaning in to speak. “Just a salad? Sure you don’t want anything else? I mean, we’re gonna be out pretty late, right? Or d’you wanna steal some of my fries, heh?”

They’re sitting there for a while before he speaks again, playing with an empty creamer cup as they wait. “Hey, MJ? Um….” He pauses, chewing on his lip and looking around the diner for a few moments before turning back to her with a smile. “Wanna share a piece of pie for dessert?”

[bigmacswontsaveyou]

Mary Jane wasn’t ready to tell Peter what is up. She knows he will only lecture her for it. So she just shakes her head with a large smile and replies, “I had a big breakfast this morning. Accidentally poured too much flour in my waffle mix and decided I should just have a bit more than usual.” 

It’s frustrating to do this. In high school, the gang would eat at the Coffee Bean after school and she would be all over a basket of fries, or snacking on some chicken fingers or cookies. She didn’t think about her weight that much, the gym class kept her fit. Now, all she can think about is her weight. Her weight is key to jobs, her career, her dream. “I’m good, Peter, thanks.” The waiter returns with Peter’s coffee and her lemon water. “Got any fun new stories to tell me, Tiger? I wish we had the same classes these days, I don’t get to see you that often unless I pass by you on campus. All those classes you are taking are for geniuses like you, there’s no way I could get into them.”