[bigshieldgayna]

Made a new account, gonna be over at sableantelopebonusdisk from now on. I have zero clue whatsoever what email this one is attached to, or even the password anymore (memory issues)

[thecrabman]

cuno slur-based weather powers

[queerslurheritageposts]

Queer Slur Heritage Post

[meli-writes]

rebel who's had her fingers stuck in the mouth of the mech pilot she's captured for hours, because the hound is conditioned to bite down on the cyanide capsule in its tooth but not on a handler. so now it's just mumbling softly around the impromptu gag, while they both wait for someone to come sedate it.

[mollyjames]

[boostmobilemastershake]

tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

[ja-khajay]

are you a medieval silk road merchant

[tributary]

i’ve been a 23 year old girl and i can tell you it does not

[keepingitreluctant]

[couch-purveyor-of-toxic-yuri]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

California's¹ firefighters² were consisted of two social castes. A free, independent one who was revered, and much larger underclass utilized to the worst fires³. The underclass was a sort of slave-knight⁴ composed of prisoners, viewed as highly disposable and denied promotion to the revered class, even after serving their sentence.

[deaddolin]

[warmfuzzyanimal]

[minicy]

[ID. Digital art of a fat brown dog girlboy with fluffy brown fur and beige spots, wearing only a blue collar. It's holding a green bong and a lighter and look very relaxed. A thought bubble above her says, "Alone on a Friday night? Wanna take a hit from a doggy?" End ID.]

[fallhound]

[nyancrimew]

participating in a thing called "lez out 2024" which is when you lez out all the way until lez out 2025

[girlnephew]

reluctant friend: puppy dog city is a myth, we should turn back

grizzled mercenary: it's getting dark, keep moving

puppygirl: puppy dog city's real. it's a city full of puppy dogs, a place i'll belong & fit in, it's home. i saw it

eccentric scientist: the implications are astounding

[fliesinthescreen]

mom called me a fag yesterday by accident

[fliesinthescreen]

she was going to call me a bitch (playful) and i saw her gears turning like no but he's trans i need to call him the male equivalent. and then say fag and look so so surprised at the word that came out of her own mouth. it was like watching someone fail a disco elysium skill check irl

[fliesinthescreen]

AUTHORITY - One of your sons is being annoying to the other. Make it clear that you think this is unfair.

YOU - "Stop being a b--"

REACTION SPEED [Challenging: Success] - Wait a minute.

DRAMA - Sire, the word you're about to use is historically feminine! Applying it to your transgender child is tantamount to misgendering him.

1. [Suggestion - Legendary 14] Think of a masculine equivalent to "bitch."

[escuerzoresucitado]

[valtsv]

[pyroinfusedtiger]

Posting this everywhere til im not obsessed with it anymore

[coolxatu]

in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage

[coolxatu]

its true ❤

what do you know ❤

[coolxatu]

the ocean was made of sprite also

[coolxatu]

theres been a lot of people on this post trying to correct basically every aspect of what ive said but nobody's confronted me on "everyday was sunday morning"

everybody agrees everyday was sunday morning

[helloscully]

First day on the job at this haunted house I get there and they ask me if I can hose down English Willy. I ask what they’re talking about and they take me to a hallway where this 7ft fucking rabbit fursuit looking thing covered in blood is standing around staring at the wall. When I was like “what the fuck is that” they said they found him in a backroom. Apparently they call him English Willy bc the ouija board told them his name was William and sometimes he’ll say ominous shit in a british accent. And he just walks around occasionally screaming in pain. Why the fuck did I move to Utah

[hitmontop]