just mxtx stuff

[airplanebroo]

This fraud doctor!!

[bingbae]

Fic hunt!

Does anyone know a fic where SY is some god of the abyss pantheon. He heals Binghe with plants? And makes up his own lore and the system establishes that as his background. Smth smth chained to an altar. On tumblr or ao3, I can't remember

[hootyhoowoo]

His opinion is rly important to SQQ 😤😤

[disgracefulthings]

Shen Qingqiu, handing Yue Qingyuan a baby: Hold this

Yue Qingyuan: Of course, Xiao-Jiu. Who is this?

Shen Qingqiu: This is Shen Yuan, our child. I gave birth to him. You will take responsibility

Yue Qingyuan: Of course. I will make preparations for our wedding ASAP

Shen Qingqiu: Good.

Qi Qingqi: I don't remember Shen Qingqiu being pregnant?

Mu Qingfang: I believe that our shixiong just grabbed some random orphan to baby trap Yue Qingyuan with

[lintwriting]

I think the fact that Binghe has curly hair in the Fanart design of him is PEAK. For one, the ideal standard of beauty that you’d expect out of a harem protagonist is silky straight hair!

It’s the beauty ideal in China. I have naturally curly hair inherited from my mother, and instead of being taught how to bring out my curls at the hairdresser, my hair is “frizzy,” and I get pushed into getting a straight perm.

My mom, likewise, has always hated her curly hair and was dismayed (dismayed!) when my hormones caused my hair texture to change from straight to her curls.

For two, the idea of Shen Qingqiu adoring it would fix me, I’m sure.

Your insecurity is something he adores about you. He makes poetry likening it to sheep’s wool, he runs his hands through it and helps you maintain it. Something most people consider a flaw, and that doesn’t even occur to him.

It’s so radical. It comes naturally to him!

No wonder Binghe is insane about that old man.

[sunderwight]

Mobei Jun having fantasies of Shang Qinghua using his wiles and schemes to overpower him and tie him up and have him at his mercy, Shang Qinghua having fantasies of using his wiles and schemes to overpower Mobei Jun and tie him up and get a solid 24 hours of uninterrupted rest.

[reipx]

This is basically what happened after Jin lan city right

[bingbae]

Can't even tell which plot point we're talking about 😭 maigu ridge or hua yue city??

[punk-jaskier]

My favorite ship dynamic is "they're both extremely stupid in completely different ways and extremely smart in completely different ways, but rarely is any of that useful because they just get extra double stupid when together"

[mor614mer]

I’ve made friends with a demon in my dream He was ready to feed me to hungry wolves But I’ve made friends with the demon Now we’re joined at the hip day by day

He looked around 12 years old But in his eyes blood and the desire to tear my soul out were boiling I’d never been so afraid of anybody before Rooted to the spot in the boondocks I could hear his laugh clearly however far I was Blood was oozing out of the ground like wine Flame heat, wood crackling, mischievous grin I was walking without looking back though perishing I was ready to go away but, unfortunately, couldn’t Rolling cigarette after cigarette Among all the doors I’ve repaired No exit from this dream can’t be found

© Gikey — Я во сне сдружился с демоном

AU: SY trapped in one of his nightmares by LBG.

[kabukipopink]

Saw that someone who hasn't read svsss hating on it and listed "Dancing with a corpse" as one of his crimes. Like random hater that's more romantic then a crime in this case. Anyway so here's LBH dancing with SQQ's corpse.

[disgustinggf]

"give him head not headaches" no bitch i'm annoying i'll give him both

[aphel1on]

actually that herding dog x lamb x wolf post is so funny to me bc

1. that's bingliushen

2. that's songxuexiao

3. that's what jgy and nmj both THINK 3zun is but neither of them are correct. lxc is in the corner going lalalala as usual

jgy: i am a little lamb and da-ge is a wolf that's why i need so many murder schemes to protect me. er-ge is trying to herd us but he gets a little confused bless his heart

nmj: jgy is a dangerous sneaky wolf and im a big sheepdog BARKBARKBARKBARK xichen don't listen to him

lxc: my boyfriends get along so great as long as we all sit so still and don't make any sudden movements ☺️

like mxtx why does this keep happening and why is 3zun the funniest possible iteration

[huaenrose]

I didn't come to save you,

but I came to love you.

I'm not your savior,

but because you were mine, I am your believer.

I'm not here to contradict the blood you say you have on your hands,

but, because I am blood, I am in your hands, just as you said it should be.

— @lianpetals.