[bingeswithmum]

Reading a HR fanfic and the author describes something I didn't realise I did as one of Shane's autistic traits

[cuppydogshane]

started watching FROM this shit rules

[cuppydogshane]

shane and ilya should get trapped in this kind of scenario together while theyre still in their hookup stage

[bingeswithmum]

FROM IS SO GOOD!!!! It's my favourite scenario to put people in!

[smokingrozanov]

I think Shane as a child had to physically leave the room if Yuna was watching Full House because anytime Uncle Jesse came on the screen he felt like his entire body was vibrating & his face would feel so hot & his tummy would go fuzzy but he could never get himself to look away

[hugh-lauries-bald-spot]

whats a stereotype for your country that you absolutely do. mine is that i unironically go "eh" and apologize a lot and i often drink maple syrup straight

[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[bingeswithmum]

So I did not know Connor wasn't Russian the first time I watched the series and yall I'm STILL in shock over the monologue he gives over the phone with Shane. Like,,,, remembering all the words and pronunciation and inflection of another language like that?? Fucking incredible

[ivviannaa]

mycentaurs are NOT groaning at hollanov's pda or telling them to get a room or feeling even a morsel of discomfort when they kiss in the locker room. they are enablers and romantics. one of the first things we see when troy comes out and says he's dating harris is bood telling him to give harris a good luck kiss, and i wholeheartedly believe they're all the same way with shane and ilya. they're at a barbecue and it's why do you need another chair?? just sit on his lap you're married?? if they aren't bickering at practice, everyone turns into amateur marriage counselors and forces them to kiss and make up. the rookies call them their mom and dad (with bood as a third parent and being daddy, of course). they could start describing their sex life in detail and at least 3/4 of the room would be nodding their head and asking follow up questions. that locker room is shameless and supportive

[ivviannaa]

mycentaurs are NOT groaning at hollanov's pda or telling them to get a room or feeling even a morsel of discomfort when they kiss in the locker room. they are enablers and romantics. one of the first things we see when troy comes out and says he's dating harris is bood telling him to give harris a good luck kiss, and i wholeheartedly believe they're all the same way with shane and ilya. they're at a barbecue and it's why do you need another chair?? just sit on his lap you're married?? if they aren't bickering at practice, everyone turns into amateur marriage counselors and forces them to kiss and make up. the rookies call them their mom and dad (with bood as a third parent and being daddy, of course). they could start describing their sex life in detail and at least 3/4 of the room would be nodding their head and asking follow up questions. that locker room is shameless and supportive

[bingeswithmum]

You know what I think would be a funny reprisal in Bobs Burgers? The Mother goose petting zoo people

[totearup]

It is my personal belief that they fucked twice in Tampa to properly ruin that bed.

The first was very fast and sweaty. They end up sideways on the bed because it starts after Ilya goes to the bathroom and comes back to find Shane still there so he tackles him. It's a desperate reconnection after weeks apart.

After that they are lying there, mind blown and relieved (and still sideways) maybe Shane says "Yep. Definifely gay." totally deadpan and they giggle together.

Eventually, Ilya, looking at the ceiling and not at Shane says "Yes."

Shane doesn't ask what he means, just gently traces over the slope of his shoulder, waiting. After a beat Ilya turns and faces him, "We can't. But yes. If we could..."

Then they're kissing soft and slow. They both taste salt, but they are not sure who it's coming from and don't want to separate to find out.

The second round is slow and tender, without words because there's nothing else to say (there's lots else to say, but none of it is safe).

After that round is over Ilya curls himself up with his head on Shane's chest and tries not to feel like he just flayed himself open.

Eventually Shane, half asleep, says "Your dick keeps staring at me but I don't think I can go a third round."

They collapse into laughter again, and Ilya grabs his boxers so Shane won't be stared at.

[bingeswithmum]

AND ANOTHER THING! if Shane had made the sacrifices Ilya had made for Shane - moving countries, giving up one of the best teams in the league to go to the worst, not telling people they were together, risking his LIFE - Hayden would NEVER let him hear the end of it. He'd say Ilya was being manipulative or controlling or ruining Shane's life. But Ilya willingly does all of it, and Hayden STILL thinks he's just using Shane. I don't ever want to hear anyone say Ilya was just as responsible for them not getting along

[bingeswithmum]

I like Fargo but man the soundtrack is ASS

[bingeswithmum]

I'm watching Fargo and there's a scene where all these cops are planning an undercover sting and there's one single woman in a room with like SIX MALE COPS when I tell you I would sooner kill myself

[bingeswithmum]

I'm not one to give supernatural credit but I'm watching Fargo and theyre introducing this assassin called the undertaker and they're playing Oh Death and it feels like a very mediocre attempt to recreate Deaths introduction which we all know is one of the best most iconic well shot scenes in cinematic history

[bingeswithmum]

I know Ilya and Shane both know that it's just part of the game and Marlow didn't mean to hurt Shane but I like to think Ilya got reven against him in his own way: annoying Marlow every chance he gets. Things go missing or are moved. His shoes are suddenly too small because ilya bought the exact same kind but one size down and broke into his house and replaced them. He opens his bag after a game and his water bottle has somehow opened and leaked water on his suit but only on the crotch part. There's strange noises in his hotel when he's trying to sleep. Ilya wingman him and starts telling girls Marlows waiting til marriage. Weird but harmless things about him are "leaked" to the press and now everyone thinks he doesn't eat fish because he was just so affected by the movie Finding Nemo. Ilya goes to Ottawa and it all suddenly stops and when Marlow confronts him about it he gaslight the hell outta him.

[bingeswithmum]

Watching a true crime show and this bitch really said "he was a really good guy who reacted badly to the drugs he was using (meth)"

The reaction: physical abuse, stalking her and her young son, threatening messages after she dumps him and moves away to escape him

This bitch: Yeah the threatening message he left on her doorstep after stalking her kid home from school triggered this ridiculous overreaction

[bingeswithmum]

I get why people make hayden a good friend in fanfic cus Shane deserves a good friend but it's so so important that he's his canonical shitty self in s2. Hayden is a HUGE reason why Shane doesn't feel comfortable, like even though he disrespects, insults, assaults, and never warms up to Ilya, he's literally the best case scenario. He's Shane's BEST FRIEND and the only leeway that gets him with hayden is that he stops physically assaulting his boyfriend by year three. He can't even call Ilya Shane's boyfriend. Why would Shane feel comfortable coming out to others if his BEST FRIEND reacts like that. A lot of the shit Shane gets is not wanting to come out (and the issues hiding the relationship causes) so if they make Hayden supportive and sympathetic, that's taking away a huge reason for Shane to not tell anyone else. He might have told JJ years earlier if he felt like Hayden had his back. Instead, he was just another person he had to keep his relationship from, even though he knew. If anything I need hayden to be even MORE of an asshole so people determined to defend him get it spelt out to them that HE IS NOT A GOOD FRIEND