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i need to change my whole life in one day. watch out world. i'm about to rearrange my furniture and cut my hair and develop new yet fully formed healthy habits all in the span of 24 glorious hours. i will also be buying groceries.

sodiumvaporss

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

Ad much as I like to work the tower pkt, sometimes I wish this bitch would crumble in the storm and I could get the liability money so I never have to work at this hell factory again. It was built in the late sixties with concrete and red bricks and 5 stories tall, straight up with a ladder, no stairs. It sways in 20 mile wind. Sometimes the old ass windows pop out in direct wind. There's a big storm coming tonight. Wish me luck.

avatarmerida

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

This hands down the best comment in the notes, I will not be taking criticism.

song-of-sea-and-sky

happy pride month 2021 I ain’t quittin’ you…

Write whatever you want. Write that incredibly niche thing that only two other people on earth will get. Write the super indulgent cliche thing that makes you kick your feet giddily. Write the angry rage story that whumps them all and makes people cry.

Whatever it is that YOU want to write. Write it. Because only YOU can.

leomonae

One of the nicest things I ever had a reader say to me was that I inspired her to start writing for the first time ever, because something I said made it click that she didn't have to write for any reason other than that she wanted to. Didn't have to worry about if it was "good", didn't have to care whether people would like it, didn't have put it on ao3, didn't have to share it with anyone; her own enjoyment of the story was enough.

muppetshow2026

WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A PENGUIN? A SUCCULENT ADÉLIE PENGUIN?

kosmogrl

dogpuppy

lustcannibalism

what’s the point if girls can’t bite? consume? devour?

liquidstar

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

dailycatsblog

iloveuppers-deactivated20251030

hate when a bad bitch follows me now I gotta show out with my next reblog

junk-thunder

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

sparrow-va

you have a wha

beemovieerotica

it's like she's some kind of cursed homonculus that stole his eyes

concerningwolves

you can take a quick pause from writing to fact-check something on the internet. but watch out

tatzelwurming

econony is fucked as hell so i’m going to try a bunch of gas station boner pills and start a class action lawsuit against which ever one hurts me the most badly

I saw a dude get hit by a car while on his bike. I pulled over and checked on him, he was banged up but more pissed than hurt. But i wanted to tell him so bad that a bike is considered a vehicle and you shouldn't run stop sign intersections, but yeah

Rheres been an increase of people using bicycles because its a college town, expensive to park plus finding parking and with the increase in gas prices, you see it. But a lot of these kids dont understand the... rules? I guess its called. In our county, theres no bikes allowed on the sidewalk, that applies to electric scooters too. Like stay off the sidewalks where people walk, pedestrian have the right of way. the town doesnt try to make space for walkways or sidewalks anyways and if they are there, they are so tore up from being cheaply laid and the ground, rain and roots erode them. You'll bust your ass on them. But you'll also get mowed over by the asshole in hisbbig ass pavement princess revving lifted truck going 200 miles per hour in the middle of town with a speeding of 30 if you use the road like youre supposed to on a bike.

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