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On one hand the joker movie looks very interesting and might actually be good (albeit gritty with that r-rated content) but y’all know that some wacko fuckboys are gonna come out of the gutters and say how they’re misunderstood just like joker and it’s gonna be like when The Dark Kinight came out and-

thislittlecyborg

holy god its already started

tragicallyunaesthetic

Boromir: one does not simply walk into Mordor

Frodo and Sam:

incomingalbatross

I love that Tolkien took a paragraph aside in Bree, after all the horses were run off, just to let us know that A) Merry’s ponies were going to be fine and B) Mr. Butterbur would not, in the long run, suffer financially by the incident. He understood what was really important.

demilypyro

The Netherlands democratically puts a list of the 2000 best songs together every year around New Year’s and the biggest mystery every time is whether Bohemian Rhapsody wins again

demilypyro

i’m serious, if it doesn’t win, it’s second place

every winner before 2005 is Bohemian Rhapsody as well

mariowiki

why arent we talking about the constant presence of hotel california

vintagepales2-blog

Edinburgh, Scotland

charlesanthonybruno

Richard Armitage’s voice reblog if you agree

mainflopgirl

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

Thor ghost wrote this

bisexualstandisaster

DON’T EVER DISRESPECT MY FAMILY EVER AGAIN.

We have hotter ppl (okay, Gamora is life but still) and EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME WE HAVE FAM DRAMA BUT WOULD DIE FOR EACH OTHER TOO. And we have Peter Parker. You sure don’t wanna make our son sad, do you?

mainflopgirl

ghostheather-deactivated2020051

au where pennywise appears in derry, northern ireland instead of derry, maine. IT’s just the derry girls beating the shit out of a clown.

ghostheather-deactivated2020051

pennywise: heya kiddo. wanna come play with me?

michelle, punching the shit out of him: CATCH YERSEL ON YA WEE FUCKER ILL PLAY WAE YE ALRIGHT

wanderlusteurope

charlunday

This is NOT cozy. It’s so ominous. No way am I walking down there to meet that looming silhouette.

moami

europeans: oh my GOD we do NOT all speak the same language learn a little about our continent!!!

also europeans from 6 different countries 3 drinks in @ 5 am in the morning in front of the club:

slavicafire

birdandrose

3 drinks at 5am? More like

tchaikovskaya

people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude... ARE YOU OKAY

salytierra

#justEUthings

If you can’t drive there in less than 6 hours - take a plane

Two kinds of people: 1. Very intense about Eurovision and 2. Pretend not to be Very intense about Eurovision

Flying Tiger is not a shop - it’s an Experience

Making memes about EU banning memes

Random bomb diffusals

Digging up Roman ruins during construction work.

Accidentally walking into another country for groceries

Commissar Rex re-runs

“Hhhmmm we hadn’t had a major war in over 70 years, weird…”

Please add more

deetherusalka

longing for Italy

traveling by train 24/7

German quality™

every summer is simulation of the Migration period

hating capital cities

making fun of United Kingdom

borders mean nothing

every state has at least one special dog breed

is this 600 years old or 60?

Roman roads are the best roads

underage drinking

brutalism right next to baroque

war memorials on every corner (lots of death people everywhere)

forgotten city catacombs

wanting change but not knowing where to start

complaining

antic obsession

“built from EU funds” signs everywhere

hating all the neighbors but hating USA more

filipekane

Also

Kinder eggs

Football (soccer for the us readers to understand)

Constructions halted for months due to finding ruins and/or skeletons from a forgotten graveyard.

Ghost stories everywhere.

Enchanted wells everywhere

Roundabouts.

unscharf-an-den-raendern

Being near the border and suddenly getting a “Welcome to [country name]” text from your phone provider cause you’ve got better reception from their cell phone towers

Going shopping in another country when it’s a public holiday in your country but not in theirs

Refuelling your car in another country cause the gas is cheaper there

If you never travelled outside of Europe, you either don’t have a passport or the one you have expired in like 2005

Hearing about the random bomb diffusals and being low-key sad cause they never find one in your city and you want to have that evacuation experience too

Summer hits in a language you don’t understand but they’re absolute bangers

boombeombamtoo

Morning after pill is like ~40 at most pharmacies I think? Reblog to save a life lol

servicedoodle

Remember also if you’re over a certain weight it wont work at all!

transloveletter

Plan B loses effectiveness at about 165lb and does not appear to work at all for women over 175lb (74kg and 79kg respectively). More information can be found in this article here (x)

So, if you are over 165lb and under 175lb there still is a chance that Plan B will work for you, and it may be worth a try. If the pill will not work for you, you can call Planned Parenthood to find out what your options are, their contact information can be found here (x)

If you find that the pill did not work or it is too late for you to use it, look into places around you that offer ‘plan c’ (mifepristone, or the ‘abortion pill’). When doing this, please be incredibly wary of fake abortion clinics. These are typically called Family Planning Centers, Women’s Health Centers, Pregnancy Crisis Centers or something similar. This video goes over them in a lot better then I could ever hope to (here).

You can get Plan C online here (x) or often at you local Planned Parenthood. The Mayo Clinic has a page on the general risks of abortions here if anyone would like to read it (x) and the National Abortion Federation has a page with commonly asked questions and dispelling the myths here (x).

In the end, you deserve to have your choices respected. You deserve to get the help you need. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise. Do not let anyone disrespect your choice. I hope the information I have provided is helpful to anyone who may need it.

If the links above don’t work, I am going to have them under the read more below, you have a right to information about all the options that you have in regards to your body and your health. Please reblog this so that it can reach anyone who may need this, thank you!

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