Mulder, suck my dick

All I want in this world is that really good soup I had that one time

[stevienick]

[coach-taylor]

[pacificwanderer]

My fucking hero forever.

[atticroach-deactivated20220125]

As you can see I have strong feelings about the orgy scene in Cats

[daco-broman]

the w-what

[alsoveryeevil]

The more I learn about Cats, the less I wanna know about Cats

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

Scotland is not boring

[redpinejo]

When I say I love bagpipes, this is what I mean

[mahigxn-deactivated20200629]

Absolute banger

[rinhkitty]

WHERE’S THE SOURCE, OP??????

[thesummoningdark]

This is Clanadonia

What the video doesn’t quite capture is that when you’re this close, their drumming feels kind of like being punched in the chest. When they’re playing on the street like this, every other busker in a 500m radius just goes and has a tea break, because there’s no point in trying to be heard over Clanadonia.

[unrestrained--clown-deactivated]

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[smellectric]

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

Oh there’s a mood

[boyfriendunsolved]

“hey, shane?”

“WHAT?”

“there’s a little chair over here.”

“there’s a little chair??”

[lesbx]

let’s play the “are you actually nostalgic for [media] or are you just hopelessly desiring a feeling that it once gave you” game where you only lose

[crow--teeth]

October is the month of being horny for vampires on main

[awsugar]

bold of you to assume i’m not horny for vampires on main year round

[slavicupid]

*slaps my neck* come get yall juice

[crow--teeth]

this post reaching 100k says a lot more than the post itself ever could, fellas

[jodalovesstuff]

Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.

I need them for um reasons lol

[moonlight-mery]

Let’s take a look at it one more time

[bitternest]

Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is

[postmarxed]

👀

[tyrala1]

[feral4catra]

[flexible]

Update: She can actually hold up three team mates.

[aelwen]

[catchymemes]

[crow--teeth]

when ur in a really bad mood and one mildly inconvenient thing happens

[crow--teeth]

made this post bc i accidentally pulled my earbud out of my ear right before my favorite part of bohemian rhapsody and i cried about it

[atosmic]

You guys I’m fucking screamING

[therealklt]

He's correct and he should say it.

[tsarcasm-deactivated20180922]

not to harp on this point but the care with which a girl you’ve known for maybe three weeks will ask you “what’s wrong?” if you look even mildly distressed is more emotional labor than you’d receive from any man over the course of six lunar cycles

if my dad sees me crying, he pretends he’s getting a call so that we don’t have to have an awkward conversation, but a drunk girl who stumbled across me in a public bathroom would literally become my emotional triage nurse

[medievalswords]

when lizzo said "self love is survival" and when hannah gadsby said "do you understand what self-deprecation means when it comes from somebody who already exists in the margins? it’s not humility. it’s humiliation" and when mitski said "i used to rebel by destroying myself, but realized that’s awfully convenient to the world. for some of us our best revolt is self preservation"

[indridsglasses]

This is,, one of my favorite moments from the MBMBAM tv show

THIS IS JUST A PHONE NUMBER YOU CAN CALL

[pajamboree]

please just watch the first 2 seconds even if you don’t watch mbmbam because i guarantee you cannot forsee what this bit entails

[splickedylit]