seal mode actually

tag me in seal related things to receive 3 free chairs. No one knows where they came from

[birdmode]

He/him, adult, seal fact enjoyer

[t00thpasteface]

being an effective educator is about yes-anding people so you can find unique connections between your material and their interests

[madfishmonger]

In a Call of Cthulhu game, first session, one of the players wanted to play a conspiracy theorist, but rightly knows real conspiracies are racist/sexist/antisemitic etc, so we suggested he go for absolutely bonkers stuff that he just makes up.

So far we have (that I recall):

The fish/monkey skeleton hybrids in circus displays are real animals

Big Ben is organic and was grown

Bees are harmlessly shorn to make a red food colouring

Wax figurines are replacing the royal family, but they're often replaced which is why you never see them melting (Madame Tussaud is in on this obviously)

I can't wait to see what else he comes up with. The mental image of the bees being sheared like sheep absolutely killed me. Also Big Ben growing like a tree XD

[madfishmonger]

were-trains

a popular writer is plagiarizing the character's thoughts for her books

[madfishmonger]

The Mona Lisa is alive, and can't be moved or she will be awoken. The guards at the Louvre read her bedtime stories every night to keep her asleep.

The world isn't flat....yet. Big Rolling Pin is trying to flatten it out to make room for a massive spaceship.

[madfishmonger]

The moon isn't real, it was invented for the movies. No, he did not offer an explanation as to why the moon existed before the creation of movie cameras.

[madfishmonger]

Swiss cheese is made from real Swiss people.

Our party member's family name is Clementine, the conspiracy theorist is now convinced her ancestor is the citrus fruit; human-citrus hybrids exist.

[madfishmonger]

Karl Marx is a member of the Marx Brothers comedy troupe

Groucho Marx wears cardboard facial hair

[madfishmonger]

chewing gum can be used as a tracking device

[madfishmonger]

Lions are related to birds, and can shapeshift into flying lions, but birds are not lions, and cannot shapeshift.

[madfishmonger]

a famous Italian opera singer is a were-train

[madfishmonger]

some chameleons are squirrels, some squirrels are chameleons, it is difficult to tell

gecko echo

an opera singer's mind was place in a million chameleon brains to form a hive mind

the origami police exist

[madfishmonger]

[madfishmonger]

Postonja cave is a huge digestive system and has consumed several giants.

[madfishmonger]

A painting of a portal is a real portal that opens a rift in time and space and brings you into the alternate universe of paint. Different art pieces are different portals to different people. You must resonate with the art piece in order to be transported by it. This theory is still under research.

[madfishmonger]

"Cosmopolitan" means "full of aliens"

[madfishmonger]

Houses are aquatic beings.

[madfishmonger]

There are some cosmic spiders who weave a web of all knowledge, but only the knowledge that has been put into the web. You can add knowledge to the web by writing something on a piece of paper and pressing it into the web.

The spiders eat knowledge.

[mitochondracula]

"hey would you be a dear for me and-"

waaaay ahead of you boss

[madfishmonger]

In a Call of Cthulhu game, first session, one of the players wanted to play a conspiracy theorist, but rightly knows real conspiracies are racist/sexist/antisemitic etc, so we suggested he go for absolutely bonkers stuff that he just makes up.

So far we have (that I recall):

The fish/monkey skeleton hybrids in circus displays are real animals

Big Ben is organic and was grown

Bees are harmlessly shorn to make a red food colouring

Wax figurines are replacing the royal family, but they're often replaced which is why you never see them melting (Madame Tussaud is in on this obviously)

I can't wait to see what else he comes up with. The mental image of the bees being sheared like sheep absolutely killed me. Also Big Ben growing like a tree XD

[madfishmonger]

were-trains

a popular writer is plagiarizing the character's thoughts for her books

[madfishmonger]

The Mona Lisa is alive, and can't be moved or she will be awoken. The guards at the Louvre read her bedtime stories every night to keep her asleep.

The world isn't flat....yet. Big Rolling Pin is trying to flatten it out to make room for a massive spaceship.

[madfishmonger]

The moon isn't real, it was invented for the movies. No, he did not offer an explanation as to why the moon existed before the creation of movie cameras.

[madfishmonger]

Swiss cheese is made from real Swiss people.

Our party member's family name is Clementine, the conspiracy theorist is now convinced her ancestor is the citrus fruit; human-citrus hybrids exist.

[madfishmonger]

Karl Marx is a member of the Marx Brothers comedy troupe

Groucho Marx wears cardboard facial hair

[madfishmonger]

chewing gum can be used as a tracking device

[madfishmonger]

Lions are related to birds, and can shapeshift into flying lions, but birds are not lions, and cannot shapeshift.

[madfishmonger]

a famous Italian opera singer is a were-train

[madfishmonger]

some chameleons are squirrels, some squirrels are chameleons, it is difficult to tell

gecko echo

an opera singer's mind was place in a million chameleon brains to form a hive mind

the origami police exist

[madfishmonger]

[madfishmonger]

Postonja cave is a huge digestive system and has consumed several giants.

[madfishmonger]

A painting of a portal is a real portal that opens a rift in time and space and brings you into the alternate universe of paint. Different art pieces are different portals to different people. You must resonate with the art piece in order to be transported by it. This theory is still under research.

[madfishmonger]

"Cosmopolitan" means "full of aliens"

[madfishmonger]

Houses are aquatic beings.

[kilncreatures]

you can make several seals and put them on the hot dashboard of your car

[dog-titz]

hey I liked ur guys so much I transparented them

[kilnspammail]

WOAH

[dog-titz]

sorry they're discord emotes now

[dog-titz]

Visit Original Link

[former-portland-mando]

I read 'Holy Relic' at a glance... And had to do a double take.

[procyon7]

make a comic

[afatlittledog]

I lied put your clothes back on. I don't know how to fuck and I'm scared

[woman-becomer]

I want to be an evil wizard. but I keep choosing kindness

[woman-becomer]

does anyone have advice

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Cursed amulet

[wizardshark]

For sure cursed amulet

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: at t a a. t cg a a ac C at c at

Closest match: Bombyx mori genome assembly, chromosome: 15 Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[miiilowo]

whys combat and military gear always got to look so fucking cool when the people wearing them just objectively arent. thats unfair

[miiilowo]

this goes for like, all of time. knights are serving the KING? the fucking KING?

[miiilowo]

you cant serve cunt and the government at the same time come on now pick the right side i know you have it in you

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Jesus said this. Matthew 6:24

[miiilowo]

jesus said this

[demonnstein]

[dukeofriven]

[knightobreath]

[samhainian]

my desiccated son thrunt

[loveridden1999]

[nyancrimew]

im not a cuck myself but i like observing their culture from the outside, like say, from a chair in the corner

[nubs-mbee]

Today is a VERY special day!!!!

[nubs-mbee]

Hope everyone had a great international day of the seal!!!

[apolloendymion]

thinking again about vampirism as disability

[apolloendymion]

what if you slept all day and woke at night, lonely and frustrated. what if you couldn't go to social events, or even mundane public spaces like stores. what if you couldn't see the sun. what if you couldn't go to the pool, or the beach, or the creek. what if you couldn't eat what everyone else is eating. what if you couldn't eat at all. what if your basic needs came at the cost of your loved ones' quality of life. what if you became agitated, confused, maybe even violent if your needs weren't met. what if people blamed your behavior on demons, or worse, your own inherent evil. what if people saw you as a threat to your own community. what if the default response to your suffering was either indifference or violence. what if people thought you were better off dead, that you no longer count as human, that they're doing you a favor by letting you disappear. what if people assumed you must somehow deserve all of this. what about that.