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“no,” my non-homestuck followers whisper, “not an update.”

Homestuck Heritage Post

#I was in high school when i made this post. i am rapidly approaching my 30s now #i have unfortunately reread homestuck twice since it ended #no I am not mentally well

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squonkcity

wht my penis produces when i ceank it off to Mysterious Porn

my-dailydreams

daveedmee

explosion at health potion factory 0 dead 0 injured

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godlessondheimite

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

nobodys-odyssey

Taylor Swift does this

godlessondheimite

no she doesn’t

nobodys-odyssey

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

dancinbutterfly

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

lamortwrites

Women being described as handsome >>>>>>>>>>>>

lamortwrites

TARGET AUDIENCE REACHED

1000cavalry

Women being described as dashing

halosnothere

well that can't be good

dalishious

Among these "cishet" Dragon Age women, who would you make queer?

Morrigan

Anora

Aveline

Meredith

Cassandra

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#dragon age #i didn’t have to think on this one bc i still often forget Cassandra is a straight woman canonically #is there confirmation Meredith is straight in canon bc I don’t believe you

dmdog

It lives in the arcade and leaves sticky little footprints on the linoleum. Naming it Gumble

dalishious

Among these "cishet" Dragon Age men, who would you make queer?

Alistair

Loghain

Sebastian

Cullen

Blackwall

Solas

Someone else (leave in tags)

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#dragon age #i mean really all of them #except for sebastian bc it’s funnier that way #trans Cullen would be great

cobaltspartan

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?