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frigbob

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

savaralyn2

Dungeon Meshi - Official cookbook extra images

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I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now

coffeedcait

Person: "Hello sir." he pets the frog with one finger.

Person: "Have a good day. Actually wait a minute. You missed a bug, but I got you home boy. Hold on." he picks a bug up and throws it next to the frog.

Frog: turns around and eats the bug.

Person: "OHHHHH-" sings high pitched and angelic like he witnessed a miracle.

ampervadasz

bumblebeerror

THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.

roach-works

im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'

spacelazarwolf

unstoppable force (border collie) vs immovable object (husky)

victusinveritas

jackhawksmoor

weaselle

"adventurers are actually more scared of you than you are of them"

"he's literally just doing what an adventurer is supposed to do"

"do you think they think of us as Giant Adventurers?"

"do you know how many other creatures would be infesting our cave if there were no adventurers?"

"how would you like it if you were bumbling along on your little adventurer day, and some giant dragon thing squished you for the crime of being yourself?"

"y'know, so many dragons are grossed out by them, but i think they're fascinating! Did you know some adventurers form symbiotic relationships with small monsters? Some of them even do a simplified form of spellcraft! Like, with actual magic and everything!"

mercaius

"Of course they are swarming your cave, you dolt! You captured a juvenile queen and took it home with you, what did you expect!?"

orteil42

Wait, what? You are a guy? o.O Your posts are all so.. girlish..

marinella-ela

dragonpyre

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

rootbeerrex

starting a collection

clever-fandom-reference

If I may submit:

kisskisscantfallinlove

woodwool

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

woodwool

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

nerdicornthetrekkie

gamechangershow

Sorry but it's not complete without...

bitchfitch

gentol

asphor

I really loved this bit

sarahseeandersen

t4timekeeper

ACCIDENTALLY LEFT MY MACERATED APPLE SYRUP ON THE STOVE AND IT CARAMELIZED I GUESS?

t4timekeeper

it was super thick and dark and golden and bubbly so i took it off the heat. happy accident.

t4timekeeper

tastes delicious so good. idk what to do with it though

t4timekeeper

thank you for your recommendation! with brief consideration, it has been disregarded.

perriaeyjeve

lostinhistory

Twenty-one tons of potatoes are up for grabs at Potato Palooza on Monday.

The nonprofit’s set to receive a donation of 21 tons of tubers this weekend from suppliers in the Midwest. Hoping to get the starchy vegetables to people in need, the nonprofit will host a “Potato Palooza” event on Monday in Park Hill. “Anyone is welcome to come. They can bring tote bags, wagons, you could back up your pickup truck if you wanted to,” Hissong said. The event is 9 a.m. to noon at the Park Hill Food Recovery Hub, 6090 East 39th Avenue, on July 27.

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