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“She lost no time in telling him of her woes.“ From Chatterbox, 1903.

They’ve had many lives and many ages: cats I’ve met in my time travels.

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barksbog

i just think if someone pulled my spine out of my back and cracked it like a whip before putting it back in

that would definitely fix me

wizardarchetypes

getting my labs done today i was thinking about years ago when i went to the doctor and i was like 'i've been to another doctor already but he wouldn't listen to me. something's wrong. i've never been this tired in all my life. i know i'm in college and i know i have depression but this is different. please you have to try something.'

so the doctor (back then) ordered labs and it turned out my vitamin d level was like 5 or 7 and i've never seen a doctor so elated about lab results in my entire life. she said, 'it's never. vitamin d. but it is this time. we can fix this. you're going to feel better.'

she was literally like

llovinghome

nevaurs

“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌

mama-mia-its-mia

Concussion

lets-steal-an-archive

softichill

I think abt this tiktok all the time

thesadcyborg9million

Diversity hire bryson ur absolutely slaying

henk-heijmans

Donkey getting some shade on a hot sunny day in Greece - photographer unknown

chippyyyz

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

shamebats

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

homunculus-argument

After growing up during the I Can Haz Cheeseburger era, I'm glad that we as a society have progressed to the point of understanding that cats' internal narration should be extremely dignified and comically formal for a creature so dumb. They really are like

Sir, I fail to see which part of this situation you could possibly find amusing. Can you not see that I am stuck, trapped onto this couch by my own claw, and shall consequently die?

men who try to shame women for liking calming games like animal crossing or minecraft or whatever are so pitiful. like maybe if u planted some virtual flowers to some calming music for a few hours u wouldnt be such a lil bitch