Bit Off More Than I Could Poo

Don't use the christmas towels. Those are for decoration only.

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[didyouknowmagic]

THIS IS THE CAST OF SPIDER MAN ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[bitoffmorethanicouldpoo]

Why did I watch this nine times

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[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

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ok ill give a headstart:

i really like leopard seals 

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axolotls are p rad

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I LOVE THOSE

[iridiceae]

potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

[roachpatrol]

here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them. 

[spaceshipoftheseus]

The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

[creaturesofnarrative]

This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs. 

[dragonnan]

Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

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bringing this back on your dashes

[dharmagun]

a sichuan takin bull and his daughter

often the color of donald trump’s hair and looking like a cross between a bison and a guinea pig, the takin is actually a bloody big goat-antelope. they have splendid noses, a natural smile, and share their habitat with pandas. which should be good enough for anyone.

[givemeunicorns]

This is an okapi. They are related to giraffe, can lick their own eyeballs and kind of always look like you just asked them for a ride to the airport but look at those ears and the little striped legs ~(*^*)~

[onebigyoush]

Chambered nautilus! A living fossil! I also love axolotl though.

Originally posted by montereybayaquarium

[ember-light]

A cinnamon bear! Actually a member of the black bear family, they’re one of the more calm species out there. We also have matching hair <3 Enjoy this one with a heart on its chest!

[hakuna-tit-tata]

Red pandas!

Originally posted by cutestuffco

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HIGHLAND COWS

[shootingstarpilot]

This is the most wholesome post on tumblr.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I love echidnas

ESPECIALLY BABY ECHIDNAS

[dovahkulaas]

Fennec foxes!!

[supernachtkuchen]

I love all of these!

[wrenkly]

Capybaras! They’re the largest cavy species,(cavies are animals like guinea pigs) They’re BASICALLY a giant golden retriever in the skin of  guinea pig.

[earlgraytay]

Golden Lion Tamarins!

These guys are very tiny, very adorable, and very endangered.

[lizardywizard]

Also very endangered: the Kakapo, aka weird flightless nocturnal parrot, aka Moss Orb.

look at this moss orb

[wolffyluna]

Meet the Rakali, also known as the water rat.

They are beautiful.

[graywyst]

Chinchillas! My parents have 2, Bernie and Bess :D they’re intelligent fluffballs with hypsersensitive digestive tracts and watching them take dust baths is the CUTEST and they’re terrified of everything I love chins

[knightoflodis]

Your parents have chinchillas??? That is AWESOME!!!

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OTTERS though keeping one as a pet is ill advised. They’re better off in the wild :3

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Me

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Galagos, AKA bushbabies are tiny primates in the Galagidae family

[laurdlannister-kingslayer]

Red Pandas!!!

[fallingthruspace]

OK but like, have y'all seen an Aye-aye before? They are freakishly cute & look like something out of a fucking Jim Henson movie

[padnick]

Bats!

[wonderali]

WOMBATS! 

[giveageeksomelove-deactivated20]

Cuttlefish! I’ve always thought they should be called cuddlefish because they’re so darn cute.

[thebiholding]

I’d like to add tardigrades!!

Also known as water bears or moss piglets, they’re basically tiny aliens which can survive in a plethora of different climates, pressures, and environments! They can even survive in space! They  just dry up until water is available to them again!

What’s even better is that they can be found almost anywhere where there’s moss!

(source: http://www.deviantart.com/art/Tardonaut-Tardigrade-water-bear-design-370564214)

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[frankreynollds]

i cant believe she posed for a selfie

[fvckintiredofit]

Bruh…

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[tenochiturbide]

Mood

[bitoffmorethanicouldpoo]

Always

[best-of-tumblr]

Guys, I need help- there's a video about a "realistic eye tutorial" where the guy basically just dumps paint on it and does all this other crazy sh*t to it and I can't find it anywhere- do you know the video I'm talking about? It's driving me crazy guys

help him

[bitoffmorethanicouldpoo]

https://youtu.be/d-l-YC5Iaxg

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[flowerinaflame]

I’m the dog

[dillondean]

I’m the guy

[bitoffmorethanicouldpoo]

I'm Harry Potter

[fuks]

[sd1d-enthusiast]

Seolhyun avoiding reporters on the way to Zico’s apartment

[niacinamidedoll]

TELL ME DIS NOT REAL

[onlyblackgirl]

I ain’t know Sia did parkour.

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Bird Set Free // Sia

[shenis]

lady gaga anytime someone brings up LG5

[surprisebitch]

spotted: Jenny Humphrey running out of her dad’s apartment to work as a fashion designer for Eleanor Waldorf because she isn’t little J anymore

[fuks]

[hsnccarsbending]

[bitoffmorethanicouldpoo]

I like old pics of 1D from before Zayn went solo.

[destroyed-and-abandoned]

The filming location for “Teletubbies” as it was and how it is now.

[vegetarianvelociraptor-blog]

thats really sad

[bitoffmorethanicouldpoo]

It was sucked into that black hole...

[faggottt]

OMG

[mypsychology]

Here to help y'all gorgeous children

[takeasuiteskywalker]

This is v important

[bitoffmorethanicouldpoo]

How to win the heart of a bartender.

Step 1: ask him to make you a mix drink Step 2: make him a mix tape