pelvic thrusts for mutual understanding

sam. '91. they/he. part time bro culture appropriator, full time yoongi stan. don't follow if you're a minor.

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[shirecorn]

Fascinating categorization is happening here

[waitgn]

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

no fucking way

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

[pointlesscandies]

*Pulls Ju Taeseon aside* Quick question: is being normal completely off the table?

[gayglitterqueen]

I watched Jaws for the first time last night and this was all I could think of the whole time

[gh0stienj0yer]

i need to get off tumblr i’m at the aquarium admiring the fish and my brain goes “posts that make you want to get in the water” what are you talking about. these are live fish in the room with you. what post.

[gh0stienj0yer]

posts that make you want to get in the water

[bwitiye]

marketing guy: hmmm yeah we need to make vodka soda branded as “gay water.” make sure the packaging looks like diaper packaging.

other marketing guy: maybe we should add funny little stickers, like–

both at the same time: racism is small dick energy!

[charl0ttan]

can you imagine having a small dick and going to buy your Gay Water and the box tells you youre racist

[json-derulo]

for sale: Baby Shoes Stylish Infant Boy Girl Unisex First Walker Shoes Toddler Walking Crib Shoes Lightweight Non-Slip Sneakers For 6 9 12 18 24 Months Baby Shoes New With Tags New In Box Excellent Condition Never Worn

[prince-johnny]

[thedman0310]

[halles-comet]

it's really not summertime until the cut publishes a long-form piece about some scammer weirdo in the hamptons overplaying their hand

[halles-comet]

this is going to be my new euphamism for when i know someone's full of shit

[the-pen-pot]

Everyone is allowed to write what they want, but now I wish I could rescind my kudos. I went back and deleted my [...] comments, but I can't my kudos back. Especially because I am also a writer and I don't want readers to see me liking that bullshit!

So I saw this over on the AO3 reddit and I'm like... look, kudos isn't gold dust. It costs you one second to hit that button on a WiP, that's it. Comments take you a minute or two. The result? An author who continues their project and feels like they're part of a community. Surely that's a small price to pay, even if the fic doesn't end the way you would like.

[the-pen-pot]

It's really not that deep, bro.

[sioltach]

I love being an animal I love that everything I am can only be because I am a recycled material sculpture sourced from the random but beautiful bullshit of planet earth

[sioltach]

How it feels when it's my turn with the oxygen, carbon and hydrogen + other trace elements (arranged in such a way to be a terrestrial mammal)

[horrorcitos]

I am once again asking you to look at this alligator