kiwi.

Open your mind before your mouth.

[thebestoftumbling]

[bright-witch]

I am crying omfg

[worm-banhmi]

$tone Cold Killa

[magicinhermadness]

New fave

[goldenxthunderchild]

SAVAGE

[pammiejr]

[pterick]

i love capitalizing words that do not need to be capitalized At All so that you read them in that Important Voice

[bellaxiao]

[falconpunchyourmom]

Parallel Earth.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AMAZING

[thaebae]

I LOVE

[beyhive4ever]

“what are we doing?”

[no]

They both know they got too much money to be blowing bubbles

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

[weavemama]

Malala really is a class act for standing up against the horrors many women and girls face around the world. She needs to be protected at all costs, bc the world needs more people like her.

[twinkest12]

A Hero.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[culturenlifestyle]

[hell0-there-lady]

Sweet, free printer

[amvs]

chaotic neutral

[awesometastical101]

[prblycrying-deactivated20260212]

this is awesome

[willibyers]

I wish ppl would react like this

[lindsaychrist]

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

[strawberryzachary]

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

[lindsaychrist]

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

[broken-sunbeams]

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said what it was

[troyesivan]

this post is such a fucking mess

[omega-level-negro]

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[meladoodle]

I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

[cartooncoyote]

[kerokerofuntime]

assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6” her boobs are about 7.5” long. a foot is 12 inches. theyre moving at 5,600ft aka 67200 inches a second. her boobs are flopping 8960 times a second.

[chibisokka-blog]

8960 flops per second would result in the shockwaves from her breasts emitting an 8960 Hz tone, which is actually a very shrill noise within the range of human hearing. You can enter 8960 into this website to hear an audio sample of what her breast-tone would approximately sound like

[letshearitfortheuniverse]

Did all of you major in boob math

[kazzyboii]

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS EVERYWHERE AND I HAVE FOUND IT AGAIN AT LASt

[boobsdontworkthatway]

Reblogging an old classic for boob physics appreciation. Bless you for calculating this. -s