Welcome To Bug Bistro

Would you like to try our bughetti and meatballs? Bug|22|They/Them|FL this blog is mainly nsfw gay shit that's too overshare-y (or just dumb) for Facebook bc it's cathartic to yell into an empty void

[zhararts]

A dang ol’ voidfish doodle

(click for better view, it’s a big one!)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

from today onward, even thinking about adult content while scrolling through tumblr will be punishable by death

                                                                                                         xoxo, staff

[a-yoda-a-day]

it is time to stop mourning the death of tumblr for i have made

tumblr 2

[a-yoda-a-day]

https://tumblr2.webs.com/

[a-yoda-a-day]

its tumblr…2!

[mochabeesnuts]

ok before tumblr crash and burns into kiddyland hell i just have one thing left to say….

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

ya coochie declined

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

oh okay so this is suddenly relevant again

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

she’s gonna get flagged

[theworstmelodies]

who

[dykes-deactivated20200607]

the nipple reading this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

[baece]

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

[tealesbian]

so I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my female presenting nipples…

[bittybugby]

They can't flag TEXTS so

Strech came home from work as soon as I stepped out of the shower, they cuddled me and told me how clean and nice I smelled, then covered me head to toe in spit. They literally spit into my hair. So how I have to take a full shower again.

[bittybugby]

All my nudes got fucking flagged I hate this hellsite

[dollmaycry]

“i was BORN ready” ready for what?? what could a baby possibly be born already ready for? poop yourself?

[emiria]

ready to suck tiddie

[dollmaycry]

[itstimeforcomics-blog]

seeing is believing 

[bittybugby]

Life update?

Yeah I do those sometimes so I can check my tagged/pers and reminisce abt how bad or good things were lmao.

1. I moved out of my hometown! I live in a nice house in a nice City™️ with nice ppl and nice cats who I love and who love me and I think that's real neat.

2. I'm in a really really realllllly unimaginably great partnership. Like. I don't have the words to describe it. I've never felt so loved and wanted and understood and appreciated, or even just....a relationship that is remotely healthy. my heart sings.

2a: I'm also just having the best sex I've ever had lmao and exploring lots of fun kink stuff has been, well, fun.

3. I have such good friends!!! Holy moly such good friends! Wow! I've made great new ones, when I moved here I hit up three previous good friends of mine who had moved here and now we get to hang out again! My current best friend is so unimaginably wholesome and sweet they make me smile thinking abt them!!

4. My job is actually okay. I'm probably gonna get /a better/ job at a small time bakery or Cafe and not a fuckin Chipotle, but I thought transferring to a store that's twice as busy and half the size would be Too Much but it's honestly fine and the ppl are rad

5. I bought a Nintendo Switch so I can play pokemon lmao thank god

6. I'm taking good care of myself. That's real good.

7. I'm learning to drive stick lmao wish me luck

I'll update in six months or so when everything falls apart lmao (but in all seriousness this seems like a Permanent Development and that makes me wanna cry happy tears)

[liberalsarecool]

Deregulation will get you killed. Republican policies make your life worse.

[hedhehog]

[stardivinefinale]

[bittybugby]

Or seven clothespins 🙄

[bittybugby]

Mark this day

For today

I was finally choked until I passed out and slapped awake 🤤🤤🤤

[bittybugby]

Lmao I thought about this post bc now that strech like, knows how to, they do this a LOT turns out I'm a real easy fainter*