BitzyBat

Howdy! [He/Him] I draw, repost things, and cry!

[gavamont]

Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

[moreyradder]

Pro Tip: Avoid this in the future by inviting the king to your chambers and presenting the situation as;

" Just warming him up for a surprise threesome. You looked so stressed, sire, so let us help you relax."

[gavamont]

The Duke would, at best, be the fourth

The Duke’s wife is the third from time to time, and I feel like he’s not gonna be happy about that

And most importantly, the Duke is a fuck boi, he’s not invited

[moreyradder]

Ah, but I said the king, my good wizard!

If you get the king in on this, the duke can do nothing without risking insulting his monarch.

This could not possibly backfire!

In fact, I'll go perform this right now and report back my success shortly.

[moreyradder]

Dungeon

[gavamont]

Welcome to the club

[wizard-gobling]

surely the duke can’t catch all of us????

Gonna try hitting up the jester when the duke goes out for another raid and report with results 👍

[wizard-gobling]

Dungeon.

[ratazom]

Wow. I don't respect anyone in this thread.

[wizard-gobling]

feels like somebody’s mad they didn’t get the chance to fuck the duke’s favorite jester

[gavamont]

Make a pass at the jester and there’s always a chance

That you’ll be be doing that old “chained in the dungeon” dance

[sabertoothwalrus]

I was inspired

[auraoflunacy]

I think Self Shippers need to kick it up a notch and have Fictional Enemies, make a self insert whose life goal is to beat the shit out of a canon character

[wired-heartbeats]

This is the the funniest fucking tag I’ve seen on this post yet

[technofeudalism]

i dont know if this has been posted before. i'm sure it has. but when i did a search for "jerma dick" and "dick jerma" and "ultraviolet dick jerma" i didnt get any results so i'm just gonna post it anyway

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[porcellune]

TO THOSE MAKING NATIVE OCS

I see this a lot, no one has actual names, or any reference for names, that are legit Native American, varying among the tribes, for their characters.

Babynames.com and shit like that will give you names made up by white people.

However, I’ve got your solution.

Native-Languages  is a good website to turn to for knowledge on a lot of native things, including native names. If you’re unsure about the names you’ve picked, they even have a list of made up names here!

Please don’t trust names like babynames.com for native names, they’re made up and often quite offensive to the cultures themselves.

[ileniagennari]

Thank you!

[atthelamppost]

Native Languages is a great website. I use it for my fact-checking since it always has reliable links to tribal sites.

[kazoosandfannypacks]

appreciation post for people with a few freckles. like, one or two freckles, and not in the traditional "across the nose and top of your cheeks" places, but just in a couple scattered spots on your face. y'all are slaying.

[pansyfemme]

if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane

[pansyfemme]

meanwhile all the far right commentary catboy youtube channels would have videos titled ‘HAS “MALE CALICO” ACCEPTANCE GONE TOO FAR?’ with the thumbnail of some random calico catboy who was shown in 0.001 second of a popular clothing brand’s pride month ad

[pansyfemme]

there would be a whole other discourse over why we should stop talking about calico catboys when no one knows the struggle of transitioning from a girl orange cat (cute) to a male orange cat (stupid)

[thelooniemoonie]

[hollowtones]

PEOPLE on this website don't Talk about this shit enough:

you can have potato for breakfast

If you want

[niipah]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[hisui-zorua]

[valtsv]

When you first posted about kill six billion demons I thought the tag was a command. Like damn he wants me to kill a whole six billion? I mean I’ll try

it's so much better than that: it's the name of the protagonist

[sweetiesugarbird]

My friend’s bird is named Simple and she won’t stop landing in this place where she’s not allowed to go so we made a sign

[sweetiesugarbird]

[bloodied-dagger-deactivated2024]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[weaver-z]

There's a user called Erika Horn (@erikahorn.art) on tiktok who made a "duet me" challenge so technically impressive that all of the duets are exactly like this LMAO

[what-even-is-thiss]

There’s certain benign activities that you should do even if someone is judging you because the sort of person who would judge you for doing that isn’t a person worth listening to.

Worried about wearing that pikachu shirt when you usually don’t wear t-shirts? Do it. The sort of person who would judge you for wearing a pikachu shirt isn’t worth your time.

Worried someone will judge you for eating in public? What sort of idiot cares about another person eating a salad at the park? Just do it.

Worried you’re not dressed well enough for this mall? It’s a mall. If someone judged you for showing up in basketball shorts they have too much time on their hands.

[what-even-is-thiss]

What sort of person gets mad at someone else just standing to the side and reading a nutrition label? Not the sort of person I’d like to meet.

Someone judging you for not wearing makeup? That person is not worth your time.

[what-even-is-thiss]

This mindset has helped my social anxiety a lot btw. As long as you generally do your best to be a polite person other normal or slightly weird or out of character things you do are your business. The sort of person paying a lot of attention to every little thing a stranger does generally isn’t the sort of person whose opinion you’d respect. So stop letting their opinions matter to you when you haven’t even met them.

[ethos-labrador]

Hey idk that anyone's really going to see this but the current (forced) Discord update for mobile has a glitch atm involving the new message bar flashing really quickly every time someone types in a chat.

Anyone with photsensitive epilepsy should def stay off Discord for a while until they fix it.

[memeuplift]

[beemovieerotica]

this is why I keep my DMs open

[beemovieerotica]

I AM BEING HUNTED

[beemovieerotica]

[riotshipping]

boss makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i think about my f/o on company time

[bitzybaybee]

Do you like Arven?

yeah, he's my blorbo 🧡

[happytragicgirl]

Omg rhat’s so cool

[bitzybaybee]

eletric chair 💥

[happytragicgirl]

This is me. When you put me in the electric chair this is who you’re electric chairing.

Think about that.

[bitzybaybee]

surgically removing that hat to see if u have a brain under there or just cobwebs