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lil handbag to throw in all my fandom &. misc stuff

[bl0rbohandbag]

one more for the ctl x vtm crossover.

hear me out: changeling the lost meets the parent trap meets vampire the masquerade (kinda?? not really). in which you have fae-touched parents who rescued you from the hedge, but you come to find out that in the meantime your parents divorced and your mother has kept custody of your fetch since childhood. at this point she doesn't have ther heart to dispose of the fetch who took your place, and when you eventually meet, you both decide to treat each other as twins.

and all is well, until one day you're napping in your dorm room only to be woken up by a frantic call from your fetch, who says your mother has caught the eye of the freak charming gentleman who just moved next door, who says he works night-shifts and is essentially m.i.a during the day. there's something seriously wrong with this new guy mom's seeing, your fetch says, and she's acting weird too. come here and help me figure this shit out.

said man, aka mom's new situationship, is a vampire trying to sweet-talk his way into your family for a steady blood-source, and it's a slow realization that you and your fetch "twin" will come to while sticking your nose where it doesn't belong (aka investigating the guy). and then it's time to pull every trick (especially of the fae variety) up your sleeve to ensure the man stays away.

on the other side, we have a vamp looking for a steady source of vitae while maintaining the masquerade. and what better way to do that than to charm his new neighbor, worm his way into her little family? it should be easy enough- except it isn't. if one kid giving him a hard time wasn't enough, turns out there's another one who shows up out of nowhere. and even if they're twins, there's something uncanny about the way the way they're identical down to the fingertips even if they present themselves so differently, something he can't quite put his finger on. yet. no matter how hard he tries, he can't get the little shits to like him, and it's becoming pretty clear they don't want him anywhere near their mom.

[bl0rbohandbag]

tumblr i have not been here since the bygone era of the rise of brave tangled dragons for you to ask for my fucking age

[bl0rbohandbag]

Royal Sword Academy —> Academia Real de Espadas

Night Raven College —> Universidade do Corvo da Noite

Os nomes claramente sendo mais legais em português 🇧🇷

[bl0rbohandbag]

what kind of fuckass dorm names are these

[americanundead]

I don't know who needs to hear this but Mina Harker would fire a pointblank shotgun blast up Dracula's dusty puckered asshole before she would EVER have eyes for anyone but her adoring, devoted husband, and that is a FACT. If you think that brilliant, capable woman would so much as spare a passing glance at that pasty, shriveled, undead son of a bitch then you either hate Mina & all that she stands for or you have the literacy of a toenail clipping.

[bl0rbohandbag]

every time they make a new dracula movie with mina as the reincarnated lover and dracula as the tragic antihero a fairy dies

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[bl0rbohandbag]

pretending everything is okay and that no one

is wearing their dead loved one’s skin

definitely wearing their dead loved one’s skin

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and he did

[bl0rbohandbag]

"brighter" is a very motivational song, if you really think about it

[bl0rbohandbag]

saying you're mourning the loss of one of your own while the guy is literally still considered missing is one hell of a freudian slip.

[bl0rbohandbag]

vox thinking alastor is pissed off about him driving a smear campaign against the hotel when alastor has been fucking off from work since the beginning of the season is the funniest thing actually.

[420technoblazeit]

did anybody notice vox's stupid fucking pout while the vees were running away btw. he's sad because they didn't let him detonate a whole nuclear bomb and kill everyone

[bl0rbohandbag]

the idea of vox and alastor meeting in life (timeline and geographical incompatibilities aside) is so funny to me because vox was like. just killing people.

alastor was killing, potentially cannibalizing his victims and using them as sacrifices for demon summonings. that's like a different level of freak local weather boy vincent whittman would be used to.

[bl0rbohandbag]

alastor’s… scars?

really curious about the stitchings on alastor this season. maybe someone has already talked about this and i'm being repetitive and obvious, but hear me out.

i know we have seen the stiches on his face, i'm not really going to touch on those, but the ones on his body look interesting.

first, here's a shot of his cane during the season 2 finale, after it was broken at the end of season 1.

there is green stitching on it! green stitching like the ones he has on his face, his body and, most importantly, the same green stitching he used to somewhat mend the wound on his chest from adam, which we see is still very much open in episode 4.

so alastor has used his own (depleted) powers to mend both his cane and his chest wound. okay.

now let's take a look at this:

the one that stands out at first is the stitching across his chest, which we recognize as the wound caused by adam and that appears to be completely healed now? the stitches are closed.

but then, we have green stitching on both his arms, both his legs, one little "x" on his right upper thigh that looks small on the first screenshot but later appears to be a criss-cross (which indicates one of his legs got cut off twice? maybe?), and a big criss-cross on his abdomen and back as if he got ripped apart/cut in half.

at first i thought those were reference to how he died in his human life. maybe the hunter saw that he shot a human man in the woods and not a deer and decided to get rid of the body, and either got the dog to rip it apart or dismembered it himself.

but. but.

the "X" on alastor's forehead, the mark of the shot that killed him, the one he carried over to his afterlife, is red. and it stands out, contrasting with the green, being the only marking this color in his body that we see in his demon form.

so i think we can assume that this red "X" sign on his forehead, where he got shot, is the only scar in his body that comes from his life - the rest of the scars are a result of serious damage he took during his time in hell, and he used his own magic to kinda heal or put his body back together. the wound adam gave him might have healed and closed, but we can see the remnants of that in the green stitching that stays.

and listen, i know we see stitching details on his little shadow critters, but i reiterate that the stitches that we see here look... intentional. purposeful. a small detail we should pay attention to. i don't believe those stitches across his body, specially after seeing that adam's slash did leave a scar exactly like the other ones on the rest of his body, are purely there for aesthetic purposes.

now the question is... who the fuck managed to rip his body in half??? and cut off both his arms and both his legs? were all those wounds from the same fight or accumulated damage over his years in hell?

maybe it was that one fight with the vees were vox nearly got taken out? was it from the tantrum vox threw after alastor rejected him? was it from his seven-year absence? how about the stitching on his face, then? were they self-inflicted? a result of his deal?

i don't really know. hopefully we get to learn more about it since i'm pretty sure he'll be the main antagonist for season 3. something something all details in animation are always intentional.

[murainhell]

[HAZBIN HOTEL SEASON 2 SPOILERS]

After the latest episodes, I'm starting to believe that Vox tried to hypnotise Alastor after the flashback we saw. And he may have succeeded, for a while.

Alastor said that he respected Vox until he ruined everything. And yes, the scene we saw could be that. Clearly, Alastor didn't take the proposal well. But now we've seen Vox trying to hypnotise Valentino, a partner he's been with for years and has already agreed to do so many things for him. Even if it's a reaction to Alastor's words, he doesn't hesitate to break the trust they have.

The flashback cuts off before Vox reacts, but how can you say no to someone like him? I can perfectly imagine him automatically switching to using his power and telling Alastor that he said yes, and Alastor… believing him for a moment.

And why would it work on him? Because Alastor didn't expect Vox to do that, and I suspect he was drunk or at least in that happy state.

Do you remember what Mimzy said in season one about Alastor? He is a total sweetie!

He was drinking when we saw them. He orders another whisky right there on the scene. What if him being so friendly and trusting with Vox, apart from having some fondness for him, is because he was already in "kitten" mode.

(What if Vox misinterprets how he acts and thinks they're closer than they really are)

And why do I think it worked? The photo. Vox clearly has a more modern head. What if he managed to get Alastor to work with him for a while and the motive he copied so many things (the suit, for example), it's because he was creating a brand for both of them.

Alastor accuses Vox of using excuses and lies to get what he wants, what if he was wondering why he was teaming up with Vox but he kept messing with him until he managed to free himself completely?

We still haven't seen a single scene from Alastor's past told from his perspective. Mimzy tells us about his early days in hell, Rosie about his past on earth, we see Vox's version of what happened between them… and we still haven't had access to what was going through his mind at the time.

Patiently waiting for him to decide to speak and spill the tea for real this time!

ADDING ANOTHER THOUGHT: If you make him believe that he said yes and that he thinks it's a good idea, Alastor would be okay with being a partner even if he doesn't understand why. So if other people mentioned it to him, he would be confused about why he is doing it, but… that's what Alastor decided, right? At least until he realised that something was very wrong and saw the lie.

Alastor complains that his name no longer inspires as much terror as it used to, the hotel cast had to ask Mimzy for details… It is possible that Hell has forgotten that, for a brief period, Alastor and Vox were working together.

The "He asked me to join his team, I said no, and now he's pissy" could be speaking lightly about all this (Vox's breakdown being this attempt to force him to be a team until Alastor defends himself and that's the big fight where he almost beat him) or maybe can come later, when Vox teams up with Valentino but Alastor doesn't want to be part of that specific team and fight them.

Vox is the one who elicits the strongest reaction from Alastor when he is in his tower without people watching. If I were him, I would still be very angry about the topic, no matter how many masks and smiles he normally wears.

[cringefailvox]

i'm personally a big fan of alastor, who frequently puts his hands all over people whenever he feels like it regardless of their opinion, loudly professing that he hates it when vox does the same. they are so hypocrite4hypocrite