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“I asked ChatGPT….”

Yeah, well I asked those scary vampires at the Board walk, and they told me I don’t have to beat them I just had to keep up, so.

letthefairyinyoufly

A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS || HEATED RIVALRY

agoodsoldier

Dog | Explicit | 3424 words

“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.” Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch. “Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off. OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.

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eosphoroz

Canon Lestat:

emprcaesar

the renaissance of freaky vampires in media makes me so unbelievably happy it’s what god intended.

its-djotime

me: often complains about horror franchises continuing far past their prime and ruining the initial appeal by being repetitive and uncreative

also me when they cancel saw fucking eleven:

#saw #actually me

vampires-official

vampirism is about being so close to a sense of belonging but no matter what you do you will always be on the outside looking in. You will always be stuck in the dark