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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Love Begins
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YOU ARE THE REASON
we're not kids anymore.
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@blackcreek
Somebody stole all my energy.
Damn joule thieves…
I'm sure they'll be charged soon.
@h8saltrat @a-tx-lone-star
Watts this all about?
Nah, that's just Loadshedding
That’s your current explanation?
I'm sure it's a false negative...
You positive
Keep me current on the situation
Why I oughta jam my foot up….. and breaker off!
Maybe we should switch subjects...
Somebody stole all my energy.
Damn joule thieves…
I'm sure they'll be charged soon.
@h8saltrat @a-tx-lone-star
Watts this all about?
Nah, that's just Loadshedding
That’s your current explanation?
I'm sure it's a false negative...
You positive
Keep me current on the situation
@h8saltrat, this makes my heart hurt. The first car I owned was a 67 bug. I'd love to have the time, money, and expertise to restore all these beauties.
for the catholic homies
Catholic cat 🐈
Cat olic
If he does missionary work he'd be a Cat olic Converter
That’s purrfect.
He'd probably be exhausted.
This looks like some @h8saltrat type of meme
Did you know that the only real difference between ravens and crows is the number of pinion (tail) feathers they have. A crow has 14 and ravens have 15. The difference is a matter of a pinion.
So if there's only two crows present, is that attempted murder?
If @h8saltrat and @bar-king-po-ny-too were little girls...
Just finished a documentary about frogs and toads
Absolutely ribbeting
@blackcreek I tot I toad you not to encourage this type of humor around here. Next we’ll have @bar-king-po-ny-too hopping mad too.
@h8saltrat I hope it doesn't make him croak.
@h8saltrat
@h8saltrat thanks Brother...I literally just finished eating breakfast when I saw this.
@uncle-jingo have you considered preserving entertainment for the cub?
@h8saltrat this is a sure sign that he's keeping things all bottled up
You’re getting canned you keep talkin like that
I think we should definitely keep a lid on this.
my canadian mutuals, trying to escape because they're about to be euthanized in an ontario mental health center:
me, after busting in to help:
hmm what would you call an 'underground railroad' type system but from Canada to the US?
@inkandguns I like how you think. @h8saltrat , we could make this work. I'm 100% in.
Keystone somethin or other eh?
@h8saltrat how about Keystone Lifeline?
If y'all ain’t seen The Red Green Show, go watch The Red Green Show.
Keep your stick on the ice.
If she doesn't find you handsome, she should find you handy.
@h8saltrat gets a flat tire.
Oh fuck
Salty gives you a flat tire! Thanks @riflebrass
@h8saltrat I hope you live for decades my friend. Having said that, when you do finally pass away, if your tombstone is not a hand giving the finger it will be a miscarriage of justice.
Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting.
this joke would get the exact same reaction in 1870 that it gets in 2021 and I love that about it
@bar-king-po-ny-too you know the drill.
I join in but I'd get nailed
No, but maybe reamed a bit.
Better than getting hammered...
@h8saltrat it ain't Tigers, but...
But it should be 😉
@h8saltrat here you go Salty
@dancingwithherdemons Years ago I was over the warehouse in a textile operation. We used propane-powered forklifts. I happened to walk outside near the HUGE propane storage tank we used to refill the small tanks with and witnessed one if my guys SMOKING while he refilled his tank. I was told by HR that I couldn't write him up "because we hadn't told the employees not to smoke around the propane tank!"
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
