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Reindeer doggo at your service! Or not?

The boss made me wear these silly looking antlers 😐 they jingle when I move. Wanna eat em!

if youve never physically been in the presence of like, a real live wolf, and you probably wont get the chance to, heres some stuff about them you should know

a wolf’s fur is so unbelievably thick that you can get like, your whole hand into it while petting. and then you can keep going

wolves are a lot bigger than you think they are. think about how big you think a wolf is then just like double that

they dont really smell like dog but they DO smell and youre not going to be able to figure out if its a good smell or not

a wolf really wants to lick the inside of your mouth. he will not stop trying to lick the inside of your mouth at any cost, and generally speaking you need to press your lips together kind of tightly when he approaches your face so that he doesnt worm his damn tongue in there to give you what he thinks is an appropriate greeting

a wolf doesnt really want to look at you while you pet him but he wants you to pet him. hes embarrassed

if a grown ass wolf decides to lay down on you, you just have to deal with it and thats your life now

young wolves, much like young dogs, are overwhelmingly goofy and stupid. a teenage wolf will see your very fragile, very human shoulder and go “i can probably step on that with my full weight” and then he will do it

letting a wolf eat out of your hand is actually not remotely frightening, and youll want to do it all day

sad-gay-potato

I wanna know who did this research.

donotusetheinternet-deactivated

well, i did!

neyruto

the other day at work, I met a man who I think was 100% a werewolf. he was very charismatic but in a weird way and it was cold but california cold and he had on a very large fur coat and flannel underneath with a single huge tooth on a necklace? he even had sharp canine teeth that did that thing that anime boys do and poke out a little when he smiled?? I saw him for 5 seconds but he was very beautiful and was buying raw meat.

neyruto

I failed to mention I work at a pet store so buying raw meat “for your dog” is a perfect cover

doggy-girl-chilli

Awoooooooo!!!!

Christmas doggo!

boyswanna-be-her

This picture i took of hector while i was drunk last night looks like a damn renaissance painting

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Hector

boyswanna-be-her

Hector

deerthing

georges de la tour, la madeleine a la hector, 1640

occultpet-deactivated20181227

big oversized jumpers.. are the best 🌹

(He/Him)

shroomsandthyme

Hey Tumblr, still here, tits and all

@/blackscarfpup on twitter ☆

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brundlejenn

this would be far too powerful

valtsv

writing BDSM fanfiction about stephanie myer’s twilight series and then turning it into a bestseller erotica trilogy that somehow manages to be both more popular and more universally hated for its terrible writing than stephanie myer’s twilight series is the definition of “weird flex but okay”

crossroadsbishounen

I have this picture of sasuke on my phone that chase and I call “safe for work sasuke” and it’s because it’s the tallest picture in my camera roll so whenever he sends me any nsfw stuff when I’m in public I just send sfw sasuke and he takes up the whole screen

aph-lithuania

this is the only post we’re allowed to reblog from now on lads

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occidentalavian

bunnie-blogging

it was an honor being horny with you all

fallcaesar

Santa is on strike due to global warming. All presents this year will be delivered by Sasha the Christmas Tiger. Milk and cookies may not be sufficient.