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Adam : Welsh : Scotland : 19 : rly like dogs he/him pronouns pls.

[wastehound-voof-deactivated2024]

There are no atheists when the toilet water is rising.

[pastabot]

[stevetwisp]

[poop-music-deactivated20200823]

[stream-purge-the-poison-deactiv]

can i get a transcript on this fucking video

[poop-music-deactivated20200823]

shaggy: “hey scwoob what is yer favorite things to do on tha weekends?” scooby doo: SNIFFSNIFFSNIFNFFNISNSRUHUHHUHHHUHHSNIFFSNIFFRUHHUHHRRUHRRUH

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

[quaadude]

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

[tamwah]

[mysharona1987]

I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie.

[lollydrag0n]

I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.

[isolinde-deactivated20150910]

who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie

[mysharona1987]

Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

when your son gets locked up

[furryvergil]

when your son escapes 

[y0itsjojo]

when your son comes home

[dankmemeuniversity]

[bairnsidhe]

On this bitch of an Earth as it is in Heaven.

[dniudsnf]

listen i’m so here for they/them pronouns but if a trans man uses he/him and you call him they because calling him he makes you uncomfortable, ur transphobic 

[sludgebat]

same absolutely goes for trans women, as well.

[triforce-princess]

[frogclabon]

AND SPIDER-MAN

[spitblaze]

Its 2019 and we have colored text, why arent we highlighting random nouns to make our text look like video game dialogue? If we aren’t pretending to be NPCs we aren’t truly living.

[oppositionresearch]

Remember to use your highlighted text to indicate important gameplay elements to the player. This should take the form of random nouns and verbs.

Now you try! Add content to this post.

[corvuscricket-deactivated202411]

My crops have withered, won’t you help me?

[yes] [no]

Oh, thank you! I need you to kill God.

[eatmorebikes]

[veryfunnymemes]

[antifainternational]

Life lessons.

[candiikismet]

Ooooooo that’s amazing.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[whitepeopletwitter]