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This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way
“I’m getting back in line.”
OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!
THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY
BLESS ME PATRICK
PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU
@billshitposts
*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money
Can i just *Gets in line*…there
Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔
This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%
my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
SUPER IMPORTANT
BEST TIP
PLEASE REMEMBER THIS
not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.
This is what school children in America are taught. That is so wrong on so many fucking levels and there are still people who believe gun control in any form is a bad thing.
let me reiterate SCHOOL CHILDREN IN A SUPPOSEDLY FIRST WORLD COUNTRY ARE TAUGHT THE SAME THINGS AS PEOPLE IN ACTIVE WAR ZONES BECAUSE THE THREAT OF BEING KILLED IN A SHOOTING IS SO HIGH.
the bit in caps here is making me rethink my stance on gun control
shit
I’m reblogging this because as my follower count goes up, the odds of this saving a life do too.
My elementary school had drills telling us what to do in such an emergency. This is exactly what they told us. AND NOW FOR A FACT: IN CALIFORNIA YOU DO NOT HAVE TO REGISTER A SHOTGUN!
I live in America, and I was only taught to hide and be quiet. I had to learn this on Tumblr. If one more person says that technology is ruining children, they best shut the hell up because this could be saving lives
We had more lockdown drills at school than we did fire drills…
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Well, you can’t get what you want But you can get me
Transition Words For Your Essays
Transition Signals:
Transitions are words and phrases that connect ideas and show how they are related.
To repeat and ideas just stated:
In other words,
That is,
To repeat,
Again,
To illustrate an idea:
For example,
For instance,
In particular,
To illustrate,
In this manner,
Thus,
To announce a contrast, a change in direction:
Yet,
However,
Still,
Nevertheless,
On the other hand,
In contrast,
Instead of,
On the contrary,
Conversely,
Notwithstanding,
In spite of this,
Time:
At once,
In the interim,
At length,
Immediately,
At last,
Meanwhile,
In the meantime,
Presently,
At the same time,
Shortly,
In the end,
Temporarily,
Thereafter,
To restate an idea more precisely:
To be exact,
To be specific,
To be precise,
More specifically,
More precisely,
To mark a new idea as an addition to what has been said:
Similarly,
Also,
Too,
Besides,
Furthermore,
Further,
Moreover,
In addition,
To show cause and effect:
As a result,
For this reason,
Thereafter,
Hence,
Consequently,
Accordingly,
Conclusion:
In short,
To conclude,
In brief,
On the whole,
In summary,
To sum up,
Important
Reblogging again bc I need this at the moment
I’m biting my lip from making a smart comment
*sext to yo man*
I mean☕️🌚 someone gon have to say it eventually…
SCREAMING
Someone please say it
I’m done…..lolol….this is true but I’m done
Yall triflin lmfao
😈🌚….
Lol this is hilarious
I don’t get it😩
The suspense is killing me 😂
Y'all need to stop 😂😂😂
Reblogging again for the shade, but the truth is backed by health science LMAO
So ain’t nobody gonna actually say it 😂😂
Don’t you dare fuckin say it.
This is a concept fa dat ass.
I’m holding my breath about to pop!!! Don’t y'all dare!
Actually the fact that no one has said it makes it better. I’ll wait………….. watch for it to come back around
gah damn i love tumblr so much
Lmao !!!
*internally screams out answer*
Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? 😂😂😂😂
lmfaooo why do I live for posts like these though?
Ha the last one
I’ve reblogged this for weeks and still nothing…SENSATIONAL
Just followed all y'all cuz we all know the answer, but holding it like the secret Krabby Pattie Formular
somebody please say it 😩
noooooOOOOOAP
After all this, no body gonna say anything 😂😂
And the wait continues
Omfg
lmao!! Fact… Keep it going!!!
SHIT, I’LL SAY IT
LMAOO I LOVE THIS
Here for this
Oh Lord do I ever want to
we all like…
i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same”
i think “same” is also great and “me,” i love when somebody reblogs a picture of like, a lizard, and just says “me” and we all know exactly what they mean. the current online Humor Discourse is remarkable because we trade exclusively in metaphors and implications and nobody ever, ever says anything outright and yet EVERYBODY understands each other perfectly
the problem is you can say it online and everyone relates, but then you get into the habit of saying it out loud and no one knows what the hell you are talking about, like online you could say “same” about the lizard online but in real life if a pencil fell and you said “me” people just stare at you
one day at work, we were recording a segment for this local tv show and the guy on it did this like super long exhaustive groan and i was just like “same.” and my coworker just looked at me like ???
every single person who reblogs this
every
single
person
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET
SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
how
i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago
how the actual
legit how, in like 30 seconds i got one and this has 500k notes
*goes on urban dictionary to look up the slang words everyone uses*
capri sun what the fuck does that even mean
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
I’m fucking dying
That last fatal scream tho
IT IS BACK ON MY DASH THIS POST NEVER DIES WHO EVER PUT THIS UP IS A GOD.
THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH
Sesame Street had him pegged from the beginning.
what your sm4sh main says about you
Mario: you are generally well liked and just want to have a good time
Donkey Kong: you love memes
Wii Fit Trainer: you're really boring and probably work a desk job
Samus: you've either been waiting for a new Metroid for too long or love spamming
Captain Falcon: you love OLD memes and going in for the kill
Link: ????????
Ganondorf: winning isn't enough. you have to HUMILIATE your opponent. you have issues
Sonic: you're probably a furry
Dark Pit: you're 14 years old
Palutena: you read a lot of hentai
Kirby: you are everbody's friend
Marth: you're someone who'd rather play Melee
Roy: you're someone who'd rather play Melee but will have a great time regardless
Lucina: you're someone who'd rather play Awakening
Olimar: fuck you
Villager: you love making people REALLY REALLY frustrated and angry
King Dedede: you're the best. around. nothing's gonna ever keep you down.
Shiek: you play this game WAY too damn much
Zero Suit Samus: you wish you could play Shiek
Charizard: you're an actual 8 year old
Jigglypuff: you like cute things and also decimating your opponent
Mega Man: you don't even care if you win or lose, it's fucking mega man
Ryu: you enjoy water without ice and dirt
Doctor Mario: you don't exist because you're playing Melee
Baby Bowser: you will do whatever is possible to win regardless of the methods
Mr. Game and Watch: you love getting people hyped up and excited
Lucario: you have a furaffinity AND a deviantart
Duck Hunt: there is no greater joy in life for you than frustrating the hell out of your opponents
Little Mac: you have no impulse control. none.
Shulk: you actually played Xenoblade or you love memes
Fox: you try too hard
Falco: trying too hard 2: electric boogaloo
Ness: you pretend to be wholesome and innocent but you are a monster
Lucas: an actual pure innocent child too pure for this world
Pac-Man: a genuinely A+ guy. everybody likes you.
Pikachu: SWEET JESUS
when equipment screens don’t actually pause the game
I WAITED 10 SECONDS FOR THE GIF TO LOAD AND I WAS NOT DISAPPOINTED
oh god what did i do
IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT
HOLY FUCKING COW.
OKAY IT’S TRUE
???
I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE
WHAT HOW
I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?
oh?
OH
#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible
nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST
gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH
I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE
THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF
you’re shitting me
HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-
Reblog if you are insecure about anything below:
-weight
-appearance
-intelligence (or lack of)
-skills (or lack of)
-weird hobbies
-friends (or lack of)
-body
-personality
-family
Who ever reblogs this will get a message in their inbox.
me when i’m arguing with someone: look my memory is shit but looking at these vague statistics buried in my brain i can promise you you are wrong
the bible said adam AND eve so i slept with them both
Well it’s the Bible, not the Straightble, I’m just following the book.
I’M GONNA CRY
