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people refuse to understand the concept of "this isn't important to me but i understand why it might be important to other people"

crazysodomite

or hell you dont even have to 'understand' or get it or agree with it you just need to understand that certain things you dont care about or dont matter to you are important to others. and you're not necessarily better or more correct for not caring

mysharona1987

femalepope

if we want to stop the patriarchal concept of surnames being passed down the male line, we have a few options options that i’d be 100% fine with:

children get whichever surname is cooler, to eliminate uncool surnames over the generations

children get whichever surname is rarer, to achieve a utopian future in a few centuries where all surnames are more or less equally common

children’s surnames are randomly generated: say, heads for parent #1’s surname, tails for parent #2’s surname

parents pick the first names first, and then a court decides which surname fits it better. so if a couple named mr. madison and mr. liu want to name their daughter alison, she’ll get the surname liu, because alison madison sounds ridiculous

everyone stops having children right now

lostsometime

6) both parents’ surnames are combined into a new name, in the same vein as portmanteau ship-names

tolkien-feels

7) We adopt elvish naming customs and have upwards of three names for each individual, none of which are surnames and all of which may be translated to any other language for any reason at any point in our lives. This has no advantages but will really annoy every government on earth and I just think it’d be really funny to watch them figure out the paperwork for that

unashamedly-enthusiastic

I once completed a name change for a Miss White, she was getting married to Mr. Black

They both changed their name to Mr and Mrs. Grey

geeksquadgangbang-deactivated20

fullmetalfisting

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

fullmetalfisting

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

theindestructiblelittlemy

is it just me or is NASA weirdly aggressive in their article about black holes?

can a black hole destroy the earth?

no, you idiot.

black holes aren’t planet gluttons, you bitch.

and the earth isn’t some weak-ass planet that would just fall in to a black hole like a sucker.

and that dumbass sun that we’ve got isn’t big enough to make a black hole like other stars.

you fool.

randomslasher

This reads like an exhausted doctor explaining that no, you fucking moron, vaccines do not cause autism.

methotrex8

ffswhatisthisshit

luthienne

genuinely men will say the meanest things to you and then be like. you owe me an apology

godsarecrazy

neutrofer-moved-back-for-a-whil

↖ now knows how joan of arc felt

love

by Cristian Dorme

thislittletoad

oh, to be cuddling your significant other on a rainy day, hidden underneath a pile of warm blankets

thoodleoo

the worst part about studying languages is knowing that you will never be nearly as good at it as a literal baby

what-even-is-thiss

The only reason babies are better at language learning is because it’s their full time job and they don’t get embarrassed

what-even-is-thiss

If you, a teenaged or adult human, wasn’t embarrassed and could study language full time you would learn way faster than a baby.

sandersstudies

In my defense, babies receive more positive reinforcement than I do as well. Babies will say ha ba bah dah ba hah and all the adults around them will be like 🤯 really? Wow 😱 that is so interesting 😁 great job! 🤗 and then what happened? 🤔