21st Century AU fic where the founding fathers write the Declaration of Independence using Google Docs
“You guys! Stop deleting everything I write!”
“Unalienable!” “Inalienable!”
I’M LAUGHING LIKE A MANIAC
“SO HELP ME I WILL LOCK THIS DOCUMENT IF YOU DON"T STOP CHANGING THE FONT SIZE JOHN HANCOCK!!!”
“STOP HIGHLIGHTING EVERYTHING!” “WHO DELETED THE ENTIRE FUCKING DOCUMENT!”
“FOR THE LAST TIME, WE ARE NOT DECLARING OUR INDEPENDENCE IN COMIC SANS”
“GOUVERNUER MORRIS WILL YOU PLEASE STOP ADDING ‘IN BED’ AFTER EVERY LINE”
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This is a thing of beauty.
I-I found it???? The post???? The post™
“OH MY GOD FRNKLIN SIGNED ON WITH ANOTHER NEW ACCOUNT!”
“Is THAT who just keeps typing pussy?”
“can we just let Thomas finish this?”
“JOHN ADAMS STOP LETTING SAMUEL EDIT THIS WHEN HE’S DRUNK ALL HE DOES IS WRITE SUCK IT ENGLAND. IN THE MIDDLE OF A PARAGRAPH!”
yEE??
“Suck a dick England” “No john, we can’t write that.” “Alright.” *few seconds later* “Kindly go take one up thyne royal ass.” “…….alright…..”
GUYS I DONT THINK YALL UNDERSTAND THAT ALEXANDER HAMILTON DID NOT WRITE THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE HE WAS A 21 YEAR OLD ARTILLERY CAPTAIN IN NEW YORK AT THAT TIME
