backup account for the bombastic one

Morally correct walking contradiction. Disagreeing with me grants me carte blanche to buttfuck your dad

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i am going insane

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

[cheaphalloweencostume]

okay we’ve come all the way back around. let’s pack this up. this post is done. “who asked” you just walked into my post that i made on my blog..? who asked YOU?? am i losing my fucking mind?????

[blakegdiamond]

If there's ever a third Dashcon, it should be held in a gas chamber. The insufferable extended adolescents replying to OP don't deserve to breathe

[isselhorst-avenwedde]

the 16 year old puritan twitter user stuck in my head who yells at me if i don't conform to unattainably high standards of moral purity says it's ageist for me to imagine them as a 16 year old

[progestrogenized]

The 16 year old puritan Twitter user stuck in my head is— no, I shan't say

[makelovetothedevils]

The 16 year old puritan twitter user stuck in my head says I'm too old to be thinking about her like that- the 16 year old puritan twitter user stuck in my head says not to touch her that way- the 16 year old puritan twitter user stuck in my head is getting upset- the 16 year old puritan twitter user stuck in my head says lesbian love should be cute and pure and wholesome- the 16 year old puritan twitter user stuck in my head says she doesn't want to bend over-

[blakegdiamond]

[blakegdiamond]

Kill yourself soon please

Kill me yourself, if you have the spine

[strawberry-crocodile]

thats not a grandma thats an anime girl with white hair. like its fine you think shes hot but lets not kid ourselves.

[blakegdiamond]

Bitches out here really saying a hag can't be moisturized. It's not her fault your face sags from all the negativity in your soul

[blakegdiamond]

the military doesn't "poach" the poor for its ranks lmfao that's propaganda and the majority of enlistees are middle class

[hogtown-gdc]

[gothicourse]

[crotanga]

[citytogalaxy]

Military intentionally poaches people from poor neighborhoods with low education rates in some of the most persistent and downright predatory ways possible but pop off ig.

[rui-cifer]

outside of yankland, in the civilized world, joining a gang of rapist-murderer-bandits to enrich yourself is being seen as criminal and a lapse in your humanity, no matter how poor you are.

[blakegdiamond]

Found a shirt for @rui-cifer

[cognitohazardous]

if you read books titled "A Blank of Blank and Blank" i dont want to hear your opinion ‼️

[tobewitchthemind]

I’ll never understand shaming people for reading things that they enjoy.

Read them. Read whatever gets you engaged and helps you solidify the activity as an enjoyable one. Reading anything is great for your brain in so many ways, and it might even inspire you to broaden your literary horizons.

Not everyone starts out with an innate passion for reading or amazing reading comprehension, and it can be daunting. But starting somewhere is better than nowhere.

Pick up a book that you like and have fun with it. I love that you love it, even if I don’t love it.

[cognitohazardous]

fuuuck you are so morally superior you really got me. you are righteous in your radical kindness and im a horrible cruel 5'5 faggy slightly portly unkempt petulant coward with a nasally voice and a gay ass lisp so i have no right to be making tepidly mean-spirited jokes on tumblr. keep reading your wholesome cozy spicy queer neurodivergent YA retellings of greek mythology youll get smart eventually #LETPEOPLEHAVEFUN #NEVERBEMEAN #TAYLORKELCE2024 #AUTISMAWARENESS #THINSPO #FOODIE #YOUAREVALID #BRATSUMMER #EXXONMOBIL #LOVECORE #ANTICRITICALTHINKING

[blakegdiamond]

Hey, I got a book for you: it's called "A Kill of Your and Self". Read between the lines

[saints-row-2]

im only saying this once

the only acceptable jobs for spider-man

broke high schooler

broke college student

freelance photographer

high school teacher

unpaid intern

pizza delivery guy

research assistant for doomed scientific project

guy who stands on street and spins sign for quiznos

being spider-man

and thats IT i dont want any of this “hes a genius tech ceo making millions” SHIT. Spider-man is BROKE and he missed rent this month and he has a tiny apartment and thats how its MEANT TO BE. he doesnt make money because he is our Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-man and not fucking Tony Stark.

how about dog walker while in spiderman costume

you. you get it

[thequantumqueer]

im imagining “being spider-man” as his full-time gig and i just

he has a patreon. the description is just the words “I’m Spider-Man” and all he ever posts is specifically-requested selfies from people who want to be sure its really him. pinned to the top of the page is a picture from the top of the empire state building (not the observation deck, the real top) of his spider-gloved hand holding a bagel that is on fire, with 34th street in the background

[aqueerkettleofish]

The thing is, Spider-Man is, in fact, a genius. But, like a lot of geniuses, he’s also a fool.

Like, his webs. The fluid is made from materials available to a fifteen year old kid from a broke-ass family. It’s strong enough to hold cars. And the shooters themselves? Utter brilliance.

Has not ONCE attempted to market them. The applications for Emergency Medicine alone… not to mention firefighters and cops.

And his idea for making money with his powers? Going to a local gym and participating in a contest. Had dude just gotten an agent, The Burglar would have broken into an empty house because Peter had moved May and Ben to Manhattan.

He’s a reserve Avenger. The full-time Avengers draw a salary from the Stark Foundation.

[blakegdiamond]

People like this reply & OP are why Marvel Editorial gave us Paul, and for that I will be personally ripping out your livers & dipping them in mayonnaise

[blakegdiamond]

[blakegdiamond]

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I can't even afford gas rn, but I will absolutely post this so others can give support.

[kalichnikov]

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

[atiresometryst]

were they doing that because the teaching was good, do you figure? cuz my history classes consisted of reading directly from the textbook in a monotone.

[green-lion-antiques]

Going to be honest “I didn’t pay attention to the instructor and I failed” seems to be one hundred percent on you lol

[atiresometryst]

I failed the class by submitting 0 assignments, which I naively assumed would matter to the admin. I did this because it was an AP class and the football coach spent most lessons telling football stories. Turns out, the only thing that mattered was the standardized test at the end of the year.

Do you really think it was 100% on me or is jerking yourself off in public just a habit for you at this point?

[kalichnikov]

Now a lot of folks might say that going for the "bad teachers" argument is old hat, but I say it's a classic for a reason Al, and if it ain't broke don't fix it. But then look at this, a surprise pass from "Teacher Lectured Poorly" all the way to "Teacher Talked About Unrelated Topics!" It's a real bold play, and could go badly if the player gets called on the goalpost shift, but the great thing is when you follow up with an insult they may not notice until it's too late! Let's see what happens next.

[blakegdiamond]

Hey, quick question: Why are you licking the boots of a broken-ass education system? Are you that bad at hiding the fact that you're a federal psyop cunt?

[spandexual]

how many times do you guys need to be told that TVN are incompetent video packers at best and literally so bad at translating they change entire plotlines at worst for you to watch fucking OVER-TIME instead. For ToQger of all things when poetry and subtlety and obfuscation is a huge part of the story. Be so fucking serious omg

[mcrc-1262]

I mean the over-time crew got taken out to the back and shot and the ones who came back came back wrong, went on to work for shout during the pandemic, and then got shot again because of toei but. Yeah don't fucking use TV-Nihon subs. Or kissasian, asiandrama, or other bootleg ass streaming sites in general that use the first hardsubs they find. TORRENT your fucking TOKUSATSU if there is not a way for you to WATCH IT OFFICALLY. God fucking DAMNIT. I had to scream at someone who was PAYING FOR STOLEN FAN SUBS VIA TOKUTIME. A GODDAMN PREMIUM SUB FOR STOLEN STREAMED FANSUBS. I AM GOING TO FUCKING MAUL SOMEBODY.

[spandexual]

#literally just use deluge and a VPN if your ISP is a phone service provider#or even the fucking internet archive like goddamn#there was also people buying the bootleg DVDs not understanding that... DVDs can be bootleged... but EVEN THOSE USE OVERTIME SUBS LMAO lmao yeah

even O-T2.0 is still vastly superior to every other running subgroup lmao it's not like Heat was ever perfect in the first place but god the amount of shitsubs out there really makes them look it

but yeah you guys Have to torrent this shit and if you don't know how check da fucking r/Piracy megathread and LEARN instead of being spoonfed the worst possible often just straight up incorrect subs And viruses on shitty streaming sites with dogshit ass video quality

here are the subgroups I've used for every toku I've watched so far btw:

BEST POSSIBLE SUBS + VIDEO QUALITY (FOR WHAT IT IS)

Over-Time: The Hero Yoshihiko, Abaranger, Dekaranger, Timeranger (unfortunately only up to 32), W, OOO, Fourze, Wizard, Shinkenger, Gokaiger, Go-Busters, Kyoryuger, ToQger, Ninninger, Zyuohger, Kyuranger, Amazons, Drive, Ghost, Zi-O, Zero-One, Zenkaiger, Donbrothers, Kingohger, Boonboomger (OZC will usually use O-T subs for bluray releases with the highest possible video quality so if you can't find the O-T versions look for OZC and hope you have enough HD space. Zichz for Zenkaiger, CGI-Festival for Donbros) EXCITE!: Blade, Ex-Aid, Geats MFC (MillionFold Curiosity): Gingaman, Megaranger, Goseiger, pretty sure they did most of the subs that Shout stole actually HaroRangers: Carranger G.U.I.S (Grown Ups In Spandex): Jetman, Kakuranger, pretty sure what Shout didn't steal from MFC they stole from GUIS, minus the really helpful contextual text files they include Aesir: if you truly must watch Gaim for some reason Geki-Senshi: Gekiranger (if you only ever watch one non-TVN show and you're otherwise a TVN diehard WATCH THIS ONE because the TVN sub is literally still half un-translated they didn't even try with the Janspeak and Chinese/martial arts terms lol) (also you should just watch Gekiranger because it's god tier)

FINE (some of these are scrubs and should hopefully be replaced by resubs but generally at least better video than TVN which I know isn't saying much lol)

RWR: Dairanger Imagination Station: Abaranger, GoGoV (didn't actually watch this lol just downloaded it but if it's not a massive dip in quality from Abaren then it's probably Fine) go-anon: Go-Onger MCS (Midnight Crew Subs): Kuuga GSF! (Gao Souls Forever!): Gaoranger gomen rider: Agito SS (Shushutto): Hurricanger, Hibiki tinyhenshin: Magiranger (considering that TVN Magiranger is somehow even worse than Faiz it's something. Where the infamous "obakachantachi" comes from) Dodgy (crunchyroll subs rip, not a fansub): Ultraman Orb

NOT GREAT, BOB

Nemet: Battle Fever J YoY/Earthly: Kabuto (really not good so it gets put here instead of Fine but at least the video is better than TVN) TV-Nihon or "anon": Cutie Honey The Live, last part of Timeranger deeply unfortunately, Ryuki also deeply unfortunately, Faiz (possibly one of their worst outings, almost loops back around into being funny with how poorly subbed it is), Boukenger, Den-O (excruciating considering 99% of Den-O's comedy is manzai but hey look forward to new subs from [REDACTED!] soon), Kiva (deserve)

FUNNIEST POSSIBLE AND HONESTLY MOST ACCURATE WAY TO EXPERIENCE KAMEN RIDER DECADE

Mega-Anon 1-13 sans 4 and 5 which are done by HikariSenshi, 14-17 HS, MCS 16-17, NTN 18-31 sans 24-25 which are done by O-T, TVN Net Movies, O-T/OZC movie-movies yes this was a real batch download put together by a real person and I really did watch it this way all are available either on the cat site or gdrives just put a little effort into your hobby and just ask someone if you can't find anything other than TVN lmao bc unless it's a net video there's almost always another option

[lunar-gl1tch]

okay im going to. say something. like i agree to the sentiment and i appreciate the time it took to compile these but some people DON'T have the option to torrent or download and it feels a bit cruel to act like this is only by choice and laziness when i know people who have to watch their fucking shows on their PHONES WITH the terrible tvn font choices and video quality.

TVN isn't fantastic but they are for the most part enough and most importantly ACCESSIBLE. all that stuff is on the internet archive. there's a reason old blade MADs had the tvn subs hardcoded in.

i will say if you want to watch something and all you can find is 360p hardcoded tvnihon subs from 2003 hit me up, i have a pro mega account i use to help friends access stuff and if streaming is your only option i can probably help you find a less terrible version.

[spandexual]

a lot of good subs are also available streaming on google drive and internet archive and even facebook, youku and rutube etc lol is the point we're both making here, even though obviously the best quality is always going to be downloadable only. Streaming sites frequently just steal whatever shit is uploaded first (see: most people watching Geats's godawful speedsubs) and don't give credit at all which is massively scummy even if I don't like the subgroups personally, the indictment is on THEM not the people who can't watch it otherwise. It's not personal it's just about making an effort. Because you're going to have a much better time in fandom if you're either 1) fluent in Japanese and can actually understand the show first-hand 2) watching something that isn't fucking google-translated and yes there are "subgroups" that do that shit and people don't care because they drop their "subs" fast lmao

[lunar-gl1tch]

Google disabled streaming for a lot of heisei watcher, internet archive are all tvn, piracy and bad subs are a service issue not a user issue. there SHOULD be more accessible decent subs but the choices are very limited if you can't download 20 gigs minimum per show. people with bad internet, no PC and no time/energy/tech savvy to go digging for shit like i do deserve good toku too and at the moment most streaming sites just grab whatever and how are people gonna know everything else ISN'T google translated 114p with gothic fonts

paying for non official subs is tragic tho plz find an older person and ask them if they have it lmao

[spandexual]

yeah look I can't find oomf's original post so let me restate this that when people say we hate TVN and you should watch ANYTHING else it's not because we're massive elitists that hate you specifically for being an ipad kid or whatever it's because their shit is so badly translated you literally might as well just watch the raws and guess what's being said via context clues and you'll probably actually be more correct because you're not being led astray by complete mistranslations that alter the story of the entire show see: everyone who watched TVN's Blade subs being so shocked that Excite's actually competent Blade subs seem to tell an entirely different one from the ones they watched before (Faiz is genuinely just kind of like that though.) AND their file sizes are bloated as hell despite their absolutely ass quality so I don't know what the "boohoo I don't have enough space to download O-T subs I guess I'm stuck with TVN :(((" people are going on about especially given most subgroups did toaster releases at like 480p until very recently as well as 720p (all you really need for a good time) and 1080p (overkill unless you're watching on a large tv or making videos, in which case good luck with not getting them taken down in half the time it took to make them lol fuck Bandai man)

and yeah if you're paying for subs at all just ask. literally please just ask I promise you that shit is available somewhere but stop expecting good results from the top of google. also the tokusubs wiki exists lol it takes 5 seconds to search that and find something Fine if not Good

[blakegdiamond]

Aside from Blade, name 5 instances where they mangled a story with bad translations. I bet you cant.

[transatlantic666]

[blakegdiamond]

[blakegdiamond]

A ridiculous question to ask, as if any of us disabled people are safe right now. You only prove that you do not understand, and you enable fascism in doing so.

Enable these nuts in your mom's gooch, faceless nerd

[anneemay]

The problem with this website is that you so called anti-establishment USamerikkkans don't hate United States of America enough

You think the bad things happening right now is due to the bad people residing on top of the government not because the United States is a fundamentally broken colonial project

You still think the US can be fixed if the right people are on the helm but you are wrong..the project is over. It needs to end. The US is a nightmare that needs to end now.

It cannot be fixed, it cannot be reformed. Get this in your head or we cannot be friends.

[blakegdiamond]

Damn, that's crazy. Anyway, how do you plan to keep disabled people safe in your glorious revolution?

[catchymemes]

[siryouarebeingmocked]

Not even the first time I've seen someone go "It's okay to do X bad thing" with an implied "just not to me".

[pansnowflan]

Wish I could say I was surprised that there's people looking to give their favorite rich people a pass from the whole "eat the rich" thing, but it's also not the first time I've seen that

[siryouarebeingmocked]

I like how "coming from poverty" is supposed to mean he isn't really a rich guy now.

Also, most of the Walmart CEO's pay is in stock options and other things that are not liquid cash.

[blakegdiamond]

[pakgya]

How to make someone feel like they suffocate you and treat them like trash?

Step by step procedure -

1. First, gain their trust ASAP!

Do whatever they like to do, make them feel like they are the missing piece in the puzzle called your life. They might not buy in the beginning but with hardwork and persistence you can achieve anything.

2. Leave them with no options, act like it hurts you when they meet their friends just say that its because of your past etc..

Your goal is to separate the person from their circle, DONT MEET THEIR FRIENDS AT ANY COST!

Reason is, you can't gain everyone's trust and if they catch you, you're screwed. If this person feels lonely make them meet your people who can keep them confused and helpless as they should be.

3. Start making plans for future, next trip? wherever they wanna go! weekend plans? whatever they wanna do! obviously. Act like it gives you immense pleasure in doing so as the existence of the person is the biggest gift for you.

4. Appreciate them, flirt with them, send flowers, gifts, long messages everything. Never question anything they do.

5. Above routine you follow for 3 months and just when you know you are successful in achieving everything part 2 begins!!! Yayyy!!!!!

6. Go back to the miserable person you were before meeting them and make the person feel as if everything you did was for them and that has now started impacting your mental health.

7. Cry at the sight of the smallest inconvenience, blame them instantly, say whatever triggers them and act like a victim of their response.

8. Say that you don't wanna meet them, complain complain complain! Act like all the problems in your life exist because of them.

9. Never let the conversation be solution oriented, snap out, cry, leave, don't listen, do anything but listen do their suggestions.

10. Never let them discuss your problems and instead compare them with others, literally random people. That will really hurt them! Yayy!!!

11. Keep them hanging, say no to their plans. Be the addict you always wanted to be, do everything but anything for them! That will bother them instantly!!

12. If they question why you doing this then ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED!!! You did it! Say 'This is too suffocating for me!' 😍

[blakegdiamond]

What in the actual Jesus Christ Superstar fuck is this nonsense