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"Blake Flournoy is kind of a walking disaster, but also I think I want to protect him?" —Everyone, somehow? Hello! I'm Blake. I'm a writer, researcher, and a student. 20, he/him or they/them.

[swamplevel]

take the swamplevel challenge! one third progesterone, one third medical amphetamine, one third caffeine

[swamplevel]

side effects include the ability to climb walls and wanting to get pregnant for 8 hours

[mysterysystems]

TWO THIRDS UPPERS AND ONE THIRD E THE HERO'S TINCTURE EMPOWERS ME ENDLESS FOCUS FOR ARTISTIC TASKS PLUS BIG OLE TITTIES AND SOFTEST ASS PILLGAMESH! THE SUBSTANCE QUEEN! THY PURPOSE HOLY AND PRISTINE! THE GODS DENIED US PERFECT LIVES BUT MADE A WORLD WITH SPEED AND WIVES

[swamplevel]

this post made my boobs bigger over night saturn what did you do

[mysterysystems]

this

[aurorepeuffier]

Sorcerer cats watercolors for fun.

[the-nekoromancer]

TENSHI HINANAWI

You have been graced with the rainbow text of Tenshi.

Like and reblog and good fortune will come.

[demifiendrsa]

FLCL Alternative ED

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[mnsreetusa]

I have my interview with Disney this week…

[tardisandtiaras]

I reblogged this a couple weeks ago, and then found out I finally got approved for a house and i move in at the end of March!

[swompwolf-deactivated20200619]

[antibutch-deactivated20180507]

this post literally got me my new job

[my-hyperfixation-nation-deactiv]

I NEED GOOD LUCK C'MON MARCH

[land-of-birds-and-comics]

Donald Duck Goes To Group Therapy For His Debilitating Executive Dysfunction And It’s Just Played Completely Straight For Like Four Pages Like What

[halberdierminister]

[kateordie]

[memesandfunshit]

The greatest ending in film history

[kateordie]

I love when this circles back around to my dash

[kehmy]

🔪 Golden Knives Goddess 🔪

[chuckdrawsthings]

u ever see a pigeon on public transport and wonder if it knows what the hell it’s doing

[cinnamonbirbs]

I get sad because I wonder if they’ll make it back to their families or their mate. :(

[theramseyloft]

@cinnamonbirbs

Don’t be sad, friend! They know exactly what they’re doing. ^v^

Pigeons have the same cognitive capacity as five year old humans, and have been documented taking advantage of our transportation systems to commute back and forth from foraging grounds farther than they could have easily flown, at a much lower energy cost.

They know the times, which trains go where, where all the best food stops are, and which stop is theirs.

And they tend to be model passengers, taking their seats under the big human seats, and politely filing out at their work and home stops. ^v^

[koki-kariya-personal]

pigeon has responsibilities I’m so proud of them

[monicawoe]

NYC pigeons intentionally use the subway system all the time. Particularly in the above ground lines in the Bronx and near Coney Island. My favorite is when they’re traveling in pairs and wait near the doors, just going a stop or two. Super cute, and clever!

[emmersdrawberry]

This makes me incredibly happy ngl

[andrewkmar]

To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors

[butneverstoptrying]

When I was about to start high school, my mom told me that senior boys were grown men, and if any were interested in me then I should ask myself why they, as adults, were interested in a kid right out of middle school. And why they couldn’t get someone their own age. Be safe, kiddos. A year counts a lot more when you’re younger, and the kind of senior who wants to date a freshman is well aware of this.

[failfemme]

this is also true in college. why would an adult about to enter “the real world” who has nearly outgrown their little pond be interested in a baby adult just turned 18 who is in an unfamiliar setting without a solid support system in place yet? it’s predatory.

[pragnificent]

Don’t date your instructors/professors, even if you are a grad student. 

[saintjoan]

— margaret atwood, excerpt of circe/mud poems

[pointless-letters]

DUMP HIM

DUMP HIM AND RUN

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW

DUMP HIM AND RUN NOW AND DO NOT STOP

DUMP HIM AND RUN HOW AND DO NOT STOP OR LOOK BACK

[studyquill]

Notetaking

Sound Note - take notes while you record audio

Evernote - notetaking that syncs across platforms

Paper 53 - minimal notetaking that syncs

Microsoft OneNote - collaboration and syncing, best for Office users

Google Keep - jot things down, best for Google suite users

Notability - take notes and annotate PDFs

Mindly - create mind maps

Day One - a digital journal

Flash Cards

Quizlet - the quintessential flash card app

StudyBlue - another commonly used app

Cram - best for its “cram mode”

Eidetic - uses spaced repetition for effective memorization

Planner 

My Study Life - schedules, tasks, reminders, and more

StudyCal - keeps track of tasks, exams, and grades

24me - automated reminders and event planning

iStudiez - schedule and prioritized task list

Google Calendar - a calendar, best for Google users

Glass Planner - a calendar and to do list with incredible functionality

To Do List

Clear - organized to-do and reminders

MinimaList - simple to-do and focus timer

Trello - collaborative project organizer

Todoist - clean and functional task manager

Default notes app on your phone

Time Management

Forest - plant trees by staying focused

Pomotodo - pomodoro timer with to-do list

Timeglass - custom timers

Tide - pomodoro with white noise

Alarmy - forces you out of bed 

Pillow - smart alarm that tracks sleep cycles

Productivity

Workflow - automate tasks

Habitica - turn your habits into an RPG

Continuo - simple, colorful activity tracking

Freedom - block distracting apps

Free Learning

Coursera - free MOOCs

TED - listen to Ted Talks

Duolingo - language learning

Memrise - spaced repetition language vocabulary

Khan Academy - free video lessons

Ambient Noise

8tracks - curated playlists

Spotify - online music streaming

Coffitivity - cafe ambience

Noisli - background sound generator

Rain Rain - rain sounds

Binaural - binaural beats

Health

Rockin Ramen - recipes based on ramen

MealBoard - meal planning

Lifesum - healthy eating

Stop Breath And Think - mindfulness meditation

Pacifica - mental health management

Sworkit - personalized video workouts

Waterlogged - hydration tracker

Reference

WolframAlpha - Google on steroids

Oxford Dictionary - all of English at your fingertips

RefMe - citation generator

PhotoMath - solve math problems by taking a photo

Mathway - step by step math help

Desmos - free graphing calculator

Wikipedia - not the best source, but it’s handy

Miscellaneous 

Companion - stay safe when walking alone

Mint - money management

Toshl - finance manager

Tiny Scanner - scan documents

[captaindoubled]

The habitica app is so cute so far I’m in love with it!

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[cyanmaitaro-deactivated20170401]

Room of Red Cats