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Rip Remus lupin you would have loved lecturing people on why chatgpt sucks

Squatters' rights apply to grandmas. If someone's not visiting and looking after their grandma, but you will, after a set amount of time once you've settled in, that's your grandma now.

shoutingtothevoidtilldeath

Someone tried to do that with my grandma once. The guy tried to become her kid so they could inherit the house and money.

My grandma people pleases in a way where she lies all the time, so it was really hard to figure out whether or not she wanted to be in that situation, but after she was started to disown my mom (who would travel a couple hours every week to see her) we started fighting the guy. We’re now in a legal battle because he’s been using some sort of squatter’s/tenet’s rights to keep her house, and has had access to the grandma credit card(cuz she just let him borrow it). And my people pleasing grandma is now staying with us, and says she seething hates the guy.

homunculus-argument

Idk who needs to hear this, but this is your reminder to go clear out unwanted squatters from your grandma.

mydearestmoonyy

regulus is the WORST when he’s drunk because suddenly he’s social. hugging people. complimenting people he openly hates. agreeing to every terrible idea immediately like “yeah obviously let’s steal that traffic cone.” he gets weirdly affectionate too, like holding people’s faces and telling them they matter to him meanwhile everyone around him is just standing there in genuine horror because this is REGULUS

skipppppy

So can non-disabled people stop doing that thing where they act like it’s morally righteous to force yourself to work while you’re sick and assume taking sick days automatically equates to laziness. Any time now. That’d be great

skipppppy

The leader of the scout group I help out at approached me out of hours while I was walking to work to tell me that people have been talking behind my back because I missed more sessions than I attended this term (on account of having Covid twice) and was like “We all show up when we’re sick because we take responsibility” and I felt really shitty and guilty and cried the whole workday then I got home and told my mum and she was like “So they want you to throw up on the kids? That’s dodgy. They don’t even pay you. Stop going” and a wave of serenity hit me like a bus

tall

tokyomanjihoe

me forcing myself to do things that make me feel better

local-lesbian-tree-demon

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

byjove

took him fishing and all we caught was feelings 😔

x-h3kk3ning-x

oh, cuz y'all suck at fishing?

byjove

the fish weren’t biting but I was. nibbling on his earlobe like a skeeter.

incorrectbatfam

Dick: Who would you swipe right for, Hal or Ollie?

Bruce: I would delete the app.

archiveofmyart

Though this was too funny not to draw lmao

halftonevoid

the thing is, right. i know this isn't true of every characterisation then or now, but i feel like a lot of modern versions of bruce (canon and fanon alike) fail to show that he genuinely enjoys the company of his various kid sidekicks. like, bruce loves having a robin yammering in his ear all night!! he loves being the comedic straight man, he loves being in on the bit, he loves having a captive audience for the bits he does himself!! he's so much more than "tired dad obliged to entertain the ramblings of an orphan". he likes these guys!! a man who doesn't believe children are worth listening to wouldn't take so many under his wing!! he thinks these kids are rad as hell!! and he's right!!

homunculus-argument

The funny thing about generational trauma is that it doesn't really look like trauma. It just looks like "that funny thing that everyone's mom does for no apparent reason."

engenever-beaver

Yes, this is so true. Most people never questioned why Grandmas in Ukraine always filled every possible square centimeter of storage space with preserves.

Most didn't understand, why they were so strict that preserves should not be opened till the middle of winter.

It was a memory of famine, war, artificial famine and war again.

While they were irrational leftovers from generational trauma, this "traditions" actually saved a lot of people when war and full scale invasion came to their homes.

homunculus-argument

Chilling to be reminded that for as long as it continues to exist, being prepared for The Eastern Neighbour starting bullshit again is never truly an irrational fear.

edibleshark

haha whos this guy definitely not Mu Qing, my favorite character from the novel Tian Guan Ci Fu

fluentisonus

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that

thoodleoo

the joy of working with middle school aged children is that, regardless of how long you've been doing it, they will always find novel ways to annoy and confuse you, which is okay because that's the natural state of the middle school aged child. anyway suffice it to say that for the past three weeks of school my 6th grade class has been greeting me at my door by lining up outside of it, playing the national anthem, and saluting me as i walk in.

jouster-ari

What they're doing to you:

mxjackparker

some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

fintan-pyren

[excited about an aro friend getting a boyfriend] congratulations! [remembers that presenting romantic relationships as a universal goal to be achieved perpetuates amatonormativity] I don't care about your relationship at all [trying to reaffirm that I am supportive of aromanticism] and I hope you break up