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raisemysonbootlicker

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

gvldenhour

“I’m getting back in line.”

sniggadoodles

OKAY but i just reblogged this last night and guess what i got today from my workplace’s self-audit!

THANK YOU PATRICK FOR FREE MONEY

musinvenusian

BLESS ME PATRICK

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PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

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@billshitposts

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*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

merakid-0

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

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Y'all I reblogged this and got $240 in tips in one day at work so 🤔🤔🤔

ephemeral-elegance

Velvet and Lace Trimmed Day Dress, ca. 1870s

via Alexandre Vassiliev

libbyframe

Kiki!

fireworksphan

God I just love history so much! It’s so dynamic and beautiful and tragic. But, at the same time, it can be so hilarious and amazing. If you just take a second to look at – I mean really look at it. History is not simply dates in textbooks. It’s so much more. It’s people who were real and had happiness and sadness and quirks. They built everything that we are now. How could that possibly be boring?

fuckyeahwwiipropaganda-blog

“Victory is near! More help to the front!”

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my favorite paintings of Joan of Arc are the ones where she’s got that cute bobcut thing going on, but also this one because she’s getting a sword from a ghost which are arguably the most powerful type of swords to receive. what are your favorite paintings of Joan of Arc

morbidology

Lorenz Peter Elfred Freuchen was a Danish explorer who is most notable for his role in Arctic exploration, in particular the Thule expeditions, which took place between 1912 and 1933. While on one of these expeditions, Freuchen got caught in a horrendous blizzard while in Greenland. The weather was so bad that he took cover under a dogsled. When the blizzard ceased, he realised he was buried under a thick layer of snow, unable to move. After being stuck for 30 hours under the dogsled, clawing and digging at the ice and snow, Freuchen used another tactic - he fashioned a knife out of his own frozen faeces and chiselled his way out. It took him three hours to crawl back to base where he then realised he had severe gangrene on his toes. He then amputated his toes with pliers and a hammer.

wholockian-nerd

Witches-Circa 1800s

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Henry Patrick Raleigh (1880–1944)

themiseducationofb

People will stare. Make it worth their while → Marchesa | Pre-Fall ‘16

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Fucking hell this is 10/10

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Well the end kind of threw me for a loop but overall this is a quality post.

someone doing a tarot reading for me: i don't know what's going on here like i just keep getting "the fool" over & over again? every card i pull. the whole deck is just "the fool" now. which shouldn't even be physically possible

me, a fucking fool: figures

alicynwonderland

How to Write a Winning resume when you think you’re worthless.

A HOW TO GUIDE BY YOURS TRULY!

When people meet me the first thing they say is “Wow Alicyn, you need to stop apologizing for everything.” This statement is shortly followed by “How are you, a huge fucking crybaby and a gigatic mess, able to get a job as a Customer Service representative for two highly ranked company’s?” I’ve never told them but I’ll tell you because you don’t call me a freaking crybaby.

Ok!

First thing I’d recommend is creating a Basic Resume. This serves as a solid foundation for each resume you send out. There are three different kinds of resumes chronological, functional, and combined.

I recommend using a combined, but you can find the one that works for you. A good resource to use is The Everything Resume Book. Here is an example of a Basic Resume.

This is the “Story of you” or Basic Resume that provides a solid foundation for your edited resume.

RESUMES SHOULD BE DIFFERENT FOR EVERY JOB YOU APPLY FOR.

Now let’s find a job. I went t indeed.com and searched for “entry level” but you’re going to want to find a company you like and search there. This is just an example. When you use such search sites as INDEED or MONSTER you’re actually better off going to the company itself and finding the job listing there.

So I found a job as a bank teller cause I wanna make BANK. You always wanna do this in a way you can easily compare the jobs you’re looking at. Two at a time is enough, applying for more is just going to get you confused and miserable. We’re going to focus on the job as a bank teller.

Here are their requirements:

Now what you gotta do is find their “Key Words”. A lot of resume programs thesedays throw out applications unless they have these magical “Key Words”. That means a person might never see your resume. That just will not do. So what you wanna do is copy/mimic the posting.

So let’s go back to our resume and match the skills they want with the skills we have and where and when we learned them and used them.

Here are the skills they are looking for:

But meeting the basic requirements isn’t enough to get the job you want. Let’s think of three of my skills that I have that aren’t on this list.

Crying, Binge-Eating, Excel

Now, I can’t exactly put that on a resume so let’s reword it using action verbs

Crying now becomes Creative Problem Solving.

Binge-Eating now becomes Intolerant of Waste.

Excel now becomes Microsoft Excel and similar spreadsheet programs.

Now let’s Match these up to JOB 1, EDUCATION and JOB 2

In JOB 1

Cash handling experience, Organization and multi-tasking Sales experience

In EDUCATION

Communication Skills, Good math Skills

In JOB 2

Excellent CS skills, Team player and adaptable.

Now let’s edit our resume to match the banking environment. As most of our skills are in the jobs, we may actually want to go back in time in our chronological format.

So now this resume is literally tailored to the job I’m looking for.

On my next “How to” I’ll teach you how to follow up to these kind of standard things. As I know a)the location and b)the company I’ll be waiting a week to show you how to follow up.

This isn’t my best work but you get the general idea right?

dwarvenaro

#I got laid off on Tuesday #this post is helping me #thank you tumblr

seeinstars

i just got this wrong number text and was like “that can’t possible be a real name” and i googled it and was led to bobbi babalooney’s website which autoplays the single best and most ridiculous jingle i have ever heard and it drove me to actual tears please go listen to it and have your whole life changed by bobbi babalooney’s hype man