Just Discourse Things

Used to be called BlarpBlop. I truly can't leave this dark blue hell. He/Him. Gay. 26.

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

[the-muppet-joker]

[knxfesck]

that's right.

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

having a candlelit vigil for the old tumblr…

1 Reblog = 1 Prayer

[trailofqueers-blog]

is that a fucking burger king crown

[neofriend-deactivated20160823]

please dont cuss this is a church service

[rneliflua]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

me normally: i'm not personally a huge fan of modern art

me around right wingers: I love modern art sooooo much and I think there should be litter boxes in schools also

[theonlycabbage]

fucking obliterated lmao

[angstbotfic]

[lol-tiger-blog]

[caliphsmegmafactory]

RIP Charlie Kirk

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

I had a dream where FGO introduced a marriage mechanic and everyone loves it so much Genshin straight up added sex to the game as a response.

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

To add to this it was also very poorly implemented, and you had to have sex in a modern apartment that looked like a gmod map that clashed with the entire artstyle of the game. You had to sit next to the character you wanted to have sex with on the couch and press the HAVE SEX button but the game would regularly crash when you did.

[g5-iguazu-deactivated20240408]

they also ran ads that looked like this and everyone hated them

[openworldadventurer]

So, like, mobile games in about 3 years?

[moosemonstrous]

So...

[openworldadventurer]

The best part is that I have no memory of writing that, but I’m still nodding sagely at past-me’s accuracy.

[valdevia]

Made some thumbnails from the dark universe where every youtuber is a baby

[luntfontanne]

BLEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[luntfontanne]

[sirobvious]

All kinds of shit is always happening to Sailor Moon in broad daylight on the sidewalk

[porcelain-dollbones]

[the-muppet-joker]

DAMN YOU GOD FOR MAKING ME CHOPPED! CURSE YOU, FOR MAKING ME UNC! 67 ! 67 ! 67 !! YOU CANNOT DROWN A MAN WHO HAS FORGOTTEN HOW TO BREATHE!!!

[eikotheblue]

Watsonian Pokémon Name Implications

So in the world of pokémon (as depicted in the anime), pokémon have existed alongside humans since ancient times, predating the invention of language. And also, pokémon say their names out loud, and presumably have been doing so since before the invention of language (they certainly aren't picking this up from humans - newborn and totally wild pokémon do it).

This means that in-universe, the etymology of the pun names is reversed. Staryu and Starmie aren't named after stars, because they were calling themselves that before humans had language! Instead, when language was being developed, stars were named after Staryu and Starmie. The word 'slow' comes from the laconic behavior of Slowbro (much like "slothful" in English). Tangles are named after Tangula. The word 'nine' presumably from "the number of tails a Ninetales has". Coughing is called that because it's what you do when you spend too long around a Koffing. Spheres are called that because of Spheal. Mimes are people who do the thing Mr. Mime does. The list goes on and on.

Unfortunately, this means that if slurs are real in the pokémon world, then concerningly, they're named after Slurpuff.

[forbiddenchapel]

Melania: Devourer of Men

[annethecatdetective]

[yaoiconnoisseur]

Behold! A child!