A Quiet Blog In The Woods

Jayne, 28, she/they; cat lover; knitter and crocheter; LGBTQ; Grad School Era; “She was a girlboss with a written game plan, and he couldn’t read.”

[l3irdl3rain]

I sent this to my friend and she said she didn’t know he knew how to clean himself

[kosmogrl]

[gothicprep]

one of my classic texts, from the archives

[soundclown]

[ntrider]

the one? yeah you already met the one. and she's gone from your life. it was your fault, wasn't it? I know it was. you were the happiest person you ever were in your life when you were with her, and you still weren't satisfied with that. it's a genuine shame. but you can't go back. will she be happy? yes, she'll live a happy life without you. but she won't even know that there's something missing. she could have had the best life someone could ever live if you hadn't fucked it up. and it would have been fine. but you couldn't help it. you should have seen the way she smiled when she talked about you. the same way she would have kept smiling for the rest of her life. but she won't. she'll replace that void with someone else, someone you'll think is better for her anyway, but it isn't true. she would genuinely have been better off with you. and you'll never get that back. do you mind if I order just one drink and we use different straws? I can't spend too much this week

[redstonedust]

what happened to "cool as fuck grandma" as a character trope. i miss "cool as fuck grandma"

[velvetys]

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[beardedmrbean]

[steveyockey]

affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

[garaks-padded-cell]

Bowie stupidly emerging from the laundry hamper after a NINE HOUR kip because i said the word dinner. To my HUMAN FAMILY!!

And No this is not a senior cat she is ONE year old.

[garaks-padded-cell]

I keep fishing my phone out of my pocket at work just to get a hit of this image

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[pixiecaps]

feeling like lego baby tonight

[pixiecaps]

[arcticcold]

I’m knitting socks for a baby shower and they are so tiny.

Like look at this. For such a tiny little foot.

[arcticcold]

I finished the matching set just in time!

[ss-writess]

“If I touched you the way I truly wanted to, I think even your bones would remember me after death.”

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[daughterofcainnnn]