Hiya

you ARE turtley enough for the turtle club 

[quixoticclown]

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

[silliest-guy-ever]

this has been in my head for weeks

[charlesoberonn]

Venn diagrams don’t really work past 3 circles.

[charlesoberonn]

4-circle Venn diagrams are problematic because they don’t include the intersections of opposite circles without also including one of the other two circles (in this example there’s no AC or BD)

The problem only gets worse with more circles.

[charlesoberonn]

You could solve this problem by using different shapes, like ovals

[blackcurrant-juice]

[up-north-values]

[qwanderer]

The vennest of diagrams

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

*slick car salesman who now sells showers but hasn't adjusted his tone* now this one here's got some punch. you turn this baby right here all the way hot, it can lobster-boil grandpa in 49 seconds

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

condolences to the person in the notes whose grandpa actually got lobster-boiled in 49 seconds

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: c ca aa t a't at t t ' gt c. t t a gt a t a t, t ca t- gaa c cc t t t t gaa acta gt t- c

Closest match: Acleris literana genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Sprinkled Rough-Wing

(image source)

[li4r]

[a-book-of-creatures]

This would be a great bathroom for a flatfish or perhaps a cuttlefish

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

My limp wrist isn’t posed like that because I’m gay, it’s like that because it should be resting on the hilt of a sword, but those are unfortunately not allowed in the workplace

[killerqueenmp3]

[laura-the-swarming]

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

[slab-o-meat]

crabs are so gentle, they can be so kind. their claws? precise little things, so careful in the sand, so careful with food. they do what they must to live and wave their claws to express their joy to the world for giving so much to them, for giving such kindness to these creatures known as crabs. please be gentle to crabs

[slab-o-meat]

i was on. a new sleep medication last night

[vexwerewolf]

I'm not like the other shrimp

[the-frog-blog-deactivated202510]

Cigarettes give you cancer, alcohol gives you cancer….. what’s next? the fire retardant in my ceiling that I like to inhale for good luck???

[ovur]

This is how I win. *loses*

[subversivegrrl]

[7dmom]

Step into my healing aura you shit fuck

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

are you in a good headspace to receive my triple barrage hell nightmare skeleton attack right now.

[frightstricken-deactivated20260]

its ok if nows not a good time

[jame7t]

women & bitches love my cavern

[cryptotheism]

Can you shut up about your cavern

[jame7t]

TO THE PIT WITH YOU !

[cryptotheism]

Dog where the fuck am I

[bearie]

i forget baby bugs don't really exist not in the way i want them too anywYs. i was like how come ive never seen a baby beetle i bet theyre soo cute and then i googled and i was like oh right. grub

[owlyfisher]

grasshopper nymph.

[c-rowlesblogs]

hey, don’t cry— grasshopper nymph, okay?

[swarnpert]

can you take my white ass to funkytown

[jame7t]

nope. torture city again

[swarnpert]

come on