Cringe is Our Currency, and Everyone is Rich

Hey there, I'm Blazer, I like Mega Man and Fullmetal Alchemist among other things. Not entirely sure what I'm gonna be posting here, probably just reblogs of the stuff I like, but we'll see ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[blazersolaroid]

Remade this BN6 meme I saw a while back, because the original(right) only exists as a low quality jpeg from an unarchived blog on now dead cohost.

[teathattast]

[segamascott]

this is honestly such a good idea

[zeodraws]

Family photo.

[blumineck]

Be yourself as best you can whenever you can.

[lazybugg]

Birth of Shaw

My friend and I we joking about what if Hornet was born fully armed and victorious like Athena from Zeus' head in Greek mythology and then my hand slipped. (Original pose source is under the cut)

Zeus giving birth to Athena by Rudolph Tegner

(my niblings stand on me like this far too often)

[sewercentipede]

reading the wiki for the american psycho movie every single thing it’s saying about christian bale has me in tears …….. he literally wanted the role so bad he got that buff in two weeks, rejected every other offer for 9 months while the producers tried to get dicaprio to be patrick bateman bc bale knew dicaprio would chicken out, went to dinner with the director and the guy who wrote the novel IN CHARACTER apparently scaring the shit out of the novelist, took the role for $50k, and then made all his costars think he was a giant freak bc he never fucking broke character, and APARENTLY LITERALLY HAS CONTROL OVER HIS SWEAT GLANDS AND USED THIS IN THE BUSINESS CARD SCENE

[sewercentipede]

ok thanks for the info wiki

[fuckboysecurityllc]

Hey Paul!

[vevader3]

It brings me comfort that, for a brief moment, Jared Leto genuinely believed Christian Bale was going to kill him with an axe

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[jacobtheloofah]

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side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language

[jacobtheloofah]

hey so uh next year will be a decade of dobonhonkeros. how about that shit huh.

[obstinatecondolement]

Happy ten year anniversary of this post.

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[blazersolaroid]

Ngl if the power outages continue like this I feel like I'm gonna crash out

[blazersolaroid]

Well well well, kids look who came to visit today! It's mr Crashout! Say "Hi, Mr. Crashout! "

[neon-moon-night]

redraw of that one meme

[perishrepublic]

i proudly announce that i've made yet another picture of a character hanging around on a basic background and looking slightly concerned. everbody claps.

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

[mysticcheetopuffisstupidanddumb]

Help me name dying cirrently

I know this joke has been done to death

shut upppppppppppppp

[yoshimakesmusic]

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What if Fullmetal Alchemist was much more light-hearted?

My arrangement of “Bratja (Brothers)” from Fullmetal Alchemist, completely in a major key. Program used: Musescore 2.0.2

[beebsops]

GANDALF FUCKED UP AND EVIL MOMENT!? WHY DID HE FEEL THE NEED TO SCARE HIM LIKE THAT!?

[retrogamingblog2]