🤪

[capacity2]

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

[elsagism]

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

[decadentlorenzocollector-deacti]

come here my love *spins you around*

[capacity2]

[userfinalgirls]

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[c3rvida3]

kitten if you don't get daddy his 3D printed sensory slug in the next five seconds you can kiss your grandma's drywall goodbye

[c3rvida3]

This was supposed to be unrebloggable, but I was flying into a gamer rage at the antique store because someone was wearing too much Victoria's Secret Love Spell body spray and it gave me a migraine.

[segamascott]

[kalyug]

this

[podcastwizard]

literally drinking a beer by the lake and still opened tumblr. some of us are beyond saving

[duncebento]

are you in support of hamas?

yeah i bought them two tumblr check marks yesterday

[segamascott]

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

another $15 million to transgenders

[paxamericana]

breakfast for dinner is so good. but if you start doing it regularly it becomes just another meal.

which it is.

[tvguts]

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

[greeniery]

[sacred-portal]

[nextlevelsmp3]

sodom vs gomorrah playing at the world cup tomorrow

[bambamramfan]

unironically so important

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lolt64]

i just showed an ant the truth and it popped like a firecracker