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I have GOT to stop spending $30

#no cuz when did $30 become the new $10 #why am i spending more than two hours of my hard labor for a singular price

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

#no one believes me when i tell them theres physical pain with my anxiety that i cant actually properly describe #even when ive decided im not going to worry about it but it gets SO bad #crowtag

hoseoch

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

#always

thank yall for being so understanding with me, i do appreciate it so much

#crowtalks

despazito

sometimes an american will be talking to you and they start throwing around numbers like 70 or 90 when talking about the weather and you just have to smile and nod

#ill defend this one cuz its literally like a scale from 0 to 100 #100 being super hot #0 being super cold #anything with a negative is even colder and anything above 100 is scorching #32ish is considered freezing so itll snow instead of rain #celsius jumping from 0 (freezing) to 30 (hot af) is what doesnt make sense to me LMAO #the ONLY THING that makes sense to me for celsius is the fact yall use 0 to indicate freezing bc to me thats a no brainer

doomedyuri

G’raha, really.

#ffxiv #g'raha tia #gif #him

ihni

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

ihni

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

#“big bald rat” “A BIG BALLED RAT???”

theres been such a huge uptick in people betting against big cdl trucks on the road and losing, especially in my area

my dad got into an accident yesterday. his first one in 30+ years of driving all kinds of massive trucks. hes one of the safest drivers I know and makes driving a fully loaded logging truck look so easy.

hes okay after his accident, but the others involved do have some pretty icky injuries. he feels awful, I know he does, because he knows the dangers that come with the big rigs. it wasnt his fault, but he can cause so much more damage than any other vehicle on the road. they were lucky he wasnt pulling anything and was coming home from a drop off, their broken collar bone and hip injury would look more like death otherwise.

earlier this week, a truck pulling a trailer took a chance and lost against a fully loaded dump truck. thankfully, the trailer unlatched from the truck and no one had any injuries. the trailer was wrapped around the front of the dump truck. imagine if the truck didnt unlatch?

both of these occasions, someone tried crossing traffic in front of a big rig thinking theyd have enough time to turn, but clearly didnt.

so from the kid of a cdl driver:

give big trucks some time and space. dont chance it. these guys cannot stop as quickly as other vehicles can, even if theyre standing on their breaks. dont turn in front of them, dont pull out in front of them, give them space, if youre beside them/behind them - look in their side mirrors, if you cant see the driver then they also cannot see you, their blind spot is dangerous to sit in! PLEASE dont chance it against these massive trucks. you being in a rush isnt worth it against them.

#crowtalks #I know it sucks so bad having to be behind them going slow #I can guarantee they hate it too. a lot of those trucks have speed tracking that reports back to their employers #but please dont risk it #bring my dad home safe to me and come home safe to your family

what do you MEAN the yuri on ice movie cancellation post was removed, the yoi acc is suddenly verified, new yoi stickers will be distributed during fantasy on ice shows, and dean fujioka performed history maker at the anime awards today??????

#crowtalks

gilgameshhimself

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

higglety

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

#i read that as swaddled and was rly confused by the choice of baby talk

itreallyatemyhand

I hate that the "x reader" or "x Y/N" style of fanfic has become sooooo popular, partially because it's just not for me and partially because they clog general non-fic related tags and those authors seem allergic to the "read more" function on this website, but ALSO because I believe that you should have to go through the trouble of creating an absolutely batshit self-insert character, with a backstory that makes no sense and a name that doesn't really gel with the aesthetics of the universe. Legolas and Aragorn should be in a love triangle with Kylie, the angsty sixteen year old half-human half-elf and inexplicable tenth member of the Fellowship. Do the WORK. If everyone was doing "Y/N" nonsense back in the day, there would be no Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, or probably Bella Swan. These are important women. They deserve to be named, confusingly and with no regard for the fictional world they inhabit.

#im under the belief that - while not ALL are - most of the y/n fics are from the “normie” side of fandom #and i dont mean that in any sort of derogatory sense #but fandom has become so mainstream that its pulled people who would never normally be in fandom for any other reason #these are the “safe” fics that they can read and something theyre used to thats come over from places like booktok #so normal fandom courtesies like read more tools are foreign to them in the sense that any other site they use hasnt ever had one #they dont know how to tag things on sites like ao3 or tumblr because theyve never had to on other sites #for a lot of them too the fandom is their first/only and i dont see them being very interactive with the rest of the fandom either #and if they are its VERY HEAVILY with others just like them who arent “too” nerdy or “too” into the fandom theyre in #its so interesting to see the differences in fandom goers #i experience this a LOT in the lads fandom and i fully recognize it's very much so a y/n fandom considering the nature of the game #but even with basic things like m/m shipping has been turned into a big taboo big no no if you do that you hate women type of discourse #and those who enforce that concept seem to be unfamiliar with m/m shipping in general #and take it to mean you hate mc or the women playing rather than exploring the dynamics of the characters #they act surprised as it happens #and even seem appalled at the idea of people creating male/transmasc/nb mcs #SO THATS TRULY ALL TO SAY based off the experience ive had lately they do come by it earnestly #ocs/self inserts dont seem to be something that crosses their minds #(wanna say once more its not ALL y/n authors cuz theres certainly a demand for them and they do hold value)#(its just what ive been noticing in my 20 years of fandom and where it stands now LOL)

flowersforthemachines

the one way we can infinitely improve the weisshaupt mission is to make davrin rock-hard after rook punches the first warden

#i 100% have this in sihu's canon tbh #davrin realizes that was the Start of his lil crush and hey maybe crows aint SO bad..#dragon age #davrin

unfuckablebogtroll

Sometimes you log on to tumblr dot com and see your beloved mutuals thirsting over unrisen sourdough men and you have to say a very very quiet ‘pass’ to yourself and let it go because inevitably the flat circle of time will bring around your turn to go gaga over some butterface dude or bug eyed girl and you must know that your beloved mutuals are saying a quiet ‘pass’ to themselves and leaving you to your moment of insanity in peace.

#important #i wont judge and you wont hear a peep from me about it if it aint for me #no vague posts about jack shit in regards to your faves (: