Please suck my brain

i walk into a room. the rattatouille theme starts. i leave the room. the ratattoiloe theme stops. i'm from sweden but my organs are spread throughout europe so that in the future ppl can go on a quest to resurrect me and i become a lich

[minionvoice]

Can You Guess Who These Minions Are?

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[zsnes]

their names are ass mcdougal dick piece of shit large muscle cock

[minionvoice]

Just Fuck of..

[himbohopkins]

We were covering T.S. Eliot in class once and my professor quoted “This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper” then said “What does a whimper sound like? Can anyone give me a whimper?” and I whimpered. I was the only person in the class who fucking whimpered.

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[shaggy-n-scooby]

What should Scoob and I eat?

Sandwiches

Pizza

Voting ended onFeb 8, 2023

[miskhos]

tonight i swore a blood oath to the minimum wage workers at my local subway

[rabbitrah]

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

[rabbitrah]

so few people appreciate the wisdom I have to offer.........

[b-0-ngripper]

[godisafujoshi]

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

[nick-nonya]

woa

[bathroomcube]

[thesituation]

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

[thesituation]

you’re scaring me

[detectivehole]

a dr pepper gave birth to its litter in the back of my car ☺️

[oneheadtoanother]

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[hollywolly3000]

Can you take your violent J tweet out of my home office its taking up a lot of space

[bacony-cakes]

DESTROY CENSORSHIP!!!!!!!

[flareonfloof]

ok that's an improvement but it's still in holly's home office

[dragongirltongue]

I sent the post to wet dry world is that better?

[hollywolly3000]

oohhh.h. its soggy now oooh,....... .. . . you soggyed it.......

[buzzthebee]

Happy birthday #Usher!

Thanks for teaching me all of my moves.

[little-bullheaded-shit]

I still can’t fathom the fact that brands used this website as social media marketing. This was posted back when Oncler porn was still an apex predator in the ecosystem

[redstonedust]

sticks my finger in the barrel of your gun so it backfires on you looney toons style but the gun moaned and now none of us know what genre we're in.

[pjackk]

A catagory 6 cunt quake in computer city has left my haters dead & shit

[bgm05]

Entitled piece of shit

[kittensnax]

I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.