**\(O.O)/**

Be kind when you can, to others and to yourself.

[rierin]

Ghost Marriage event, but after everyone completely fails at courting the ghost to stop her from marrying Idia, Riddle decides there's a much simpler solution. Instead of trying to win the ghost over, he'll just convince her that Idia is already taken

So Riddle storms in like, "My love, there you are! I was beside myself when I heard you were kidnapped by a ghost."

And before Idia can process what's happening, Riddle is at his side, taking his hand and holding it gently.

"Are you hurt? Have they treated you well? I brought your favorite flowers."

Idia nearly passes out on the spot. The rest of the rescue party is watching in stunned silence.

The ghost is like, "your fiancé??"

And Riddle, without missing a beat: "We've been engaged for months."

"MONTHS?" Idia squeaks.

Riddle steps on his foot.

"Months," Idia repeats weakly.

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[dearausten]

not now sweetie, mommy is watching how the massive girlbossification of female characters has led to the belief that weak and vulnerable female characters are badly written characters because apparently every woman needs to be outspoken and witty and snarky and brave in order to be considered “complex” and have any value in a piece of media!!

[chilewithcarnage]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[foxes-in-love]

[cloudabserk]

grace is like rocky be honest am i too clingy? and rocky is like grace i would mind meld with you if i could.

[chromaticrainarts]

I think this ship (spaceship) is really funny

[addierambles]

so what if Ramshackle isn't a biohazard site with bug and mold and whatever-else infestations, despite being a derelict building left out to rot in the elements

but it's not thanks to plot convenience or protection spells or anything

it's because Ramshackle is a haunted house of the "questionably living and sentient variety" and all these years it's been feeding on those infestations as soon as they so much as moved in

which opens up a can of worms (metaphorical, so not for eating) how big is Ramshackle's "edible" category and would a magicless alien and a direbeast chimera be included in it

[blumineck]

How to spring-load your bow!

This information is freely given. What you do with it is up to you! 🏹💐🧚🏼

[mafuyuh]

let's copy papa

[koifish-catastrophe]

I've got a vision of rouge/demonic cultivator!SY x Liu Qingge that i cannot story thinking about.

Shen Yuan transmigrates into pidw, system free he decides to frolic around the world finding monsters, being a nerdy monster biologist, staying the hell away from anything vaugely plot shaped because he is not getting caught up in that mess no thank you.

Anyway, he inadvertently winds up becoming some sort of cryptid/boogeyman to the regular citizens of the human realm. He always appears right before or alongside the attack of a dangerous monster of some sort. (It's not his fault honestly, he'll be tracking some rare beast, or following one and just happens to be around when it goes on a rampage. Ofc he uses his knowledge and cool new cultivation powers to subdue the monster, or humanely lead it away, but noone ever sees that part)

Eventually the legend of this terrifying beast master that leads monsters to villages to wreak havoc gets large enough that the cultivation sects hear about it and decide to do something.

Liu Qingge decides this is his job, terrifying demonic cultivator who can summon even more terrifying monsters to aide him? Sounds like it could lead to a battle that could actually challenge the war god.

It's almost insulting when he gets to the bottom of things and finds Shen Yuan, who definitely couldn't hurt an innocent person if he tried.

And then they kiss or something

[noelforyou]

we need more pidw cumplane

xiang fei and shen yuan as part of lbh’s neglected harem

shen yuan reads books and xiang fei is running a spy and smuggling operation

SY: Bro you can’t keep anonymously sending Sha Hualing poison, she killed 5 girls this week

SY: What have they ever done to you

[tim-official]

that poll going around of the guy who thought "people only eat tofu as a bit because they're deranged vegans" or whatever really crystalizes something that i have never been able to precisely say - which is "a nonzero fraction of people who start picky-eater discourse just happen to precisely hate those foods which are not from north america and refuse to introspect on this whatsoever"

[tim-official]

In contrast some people say "there aren't any picky eaters in Asia 🙄" but this is laughably untrue. I have a cousin in India who refused until his 20s to eat anything in a sauce. as you can imagine in India this was difficult. he basically had to pick things out of curry and wipe them dry

[bobcat-pie]

[hollowedskin]

[edgebug]

I think it would be funny if most of Grace's eridian students went to him and asked for earth pronoun designations instead of picking for themselves, because they think it's cool to get word-gifts from the coolest teacher in the galaxy

and grace is trying so hard to not accidentally be sexist or assign gender roles to a monogendered species, so like, trying hard not to call someone he/him just because they like sports, or she/her just because they seem caring, or whatever. and he's having a hard time about it because he's like oh man why am I assigning the pronouns I'm assigning, i hope I'm not bringing any of my biases into this. just absolutely eating himself up over it

he tries to fix this by starting to roll a die, or throw darts at a dartboard, but his students immediately throw a fit because the point of the word-gifts is that they are specific, picked deliberately for them, right? and grace tries to explain gender bias and so on, but it becomes clear these kids could genuinely not give less of a shit, they just want to know what their AGAG (assigned gender at grace) is, alright? why is this so hard for him to understand??

eventually grace comes to the conclusion that he's on a different planet, and severely overthinking this, and that his kids really just are having fun--they really don't see the grace-given pronouns as categorization, he figures they see them as something more akin to astrology. or an eridian tiktok trend. when grace learns they call the assigning a word-gift he probably cries tbh

"teacher grace!!! what my pronoun question???"

"hmm. getting big they/them vibes off you"

"HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY. THANK"

[peerlessaubergine]

Shang Qinghua, absentmindedly: Shen Qingqiu has been really busy lately, so I’m not surprised he’s been going down to the brothels, he’s not exactly comfortable sleeping around men or within the sect.

Yue Qingyuan, internally: of course, Xiao Jiu has had a really rough time within the Qiu household, of course he would no longer trust men after what he went through with Qiu Jianluo :(

Every other peak lord, who’s only info that they could piece together is that YQY plays favouritism towards him, has more power over him, knew him when he was a lot younger, and is a few years older then him: HOLY SHIT YUE QINGYUAN HAS BEEN GROOMING SHEN QINGQIU.

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"