The "O" is silent, BITCH!

Blitz's Ask Blog

[blitzascbog]

Hi there! I'm Blitz, the 'o' is silent, and I'm the founder of I.M.P!

Hey bitches! This is my ask blog so ask away y’all!

Some of my rp friends

@ask-fizzy-jester Fizzarolli jester

@starry-prince-stolas Stolas bird brain

@ask-the-queen-beelzebub Beelzebub

@ask-asmodeous-and-fizz jester and his husband don’t care if there not married

@ravennightoftheradio Raven the badass I want on my crew! She gives off Millie vibes

@voxtechsmells Alastor smile guy

@princesscharliesstuff Charlie girl with dreams

@madly-enthusiastic Lucifer the golden angel

@husk-says-no Husk cat

@ask-angel-dust-w Angeldust someone who would be friends with Fizz and Stolas

@hazbinsprotectorxxx (mine) Vaggie fighter

@askyourauntierosie Rosie smile girl

@mothmandarling (mine) Valentino the thing

@queensaskblog (mine) Lilith Queen of Hell

@voxrpblog Vox tech man

@asksheablog (mine, oc) Shea

@hazbin-hotel-academia (mine) Hazbin Hotel x MHA

@therealbackboneofthevees Velvette sassy

@adamforthewin (mine) Adam First man

@angelofwrath2 Lute fighter 2

THINGS YOU CAN DO TO BLITZ!!!

Turn him into a girl (5 asks)

Turn him into a kid (5 asks)

Turn him into an angel (5 asks)

Give him a truth serum (5 asks)

Give him a horsey

[blitzascbog]

Blitzo....

@the-verosika-mayday

the o is silent.

[blitzascbog]

APBLY NOWE!!!

[blitzascbog]

Im feeling generous, have 2 horses and a ton of horse figurines :D

YASSSSS

[sky-full-of-muses]

Barb!

@blitzascbog

"ugh!!! You!!! What do you want now?! Stop fucking stalking me Blitz!"'

[blitzascbog]

first of all, I was on my way to get some things for my uh… my boyfriend. So I wasn’t stalking you, thank you very much.

[sky-full-of-muses]

"really? And you thought it was a great idea to fucking approach me?"

[blitzascbog]

the fire — I… I didn’t mean for any of that to happen, it was an accident! It was all an accident! But you never let me explain that. At least Fizz did.

He had started fidgeting with the necklace that belonged to his mother

[sky-full-of-muses]

"yah yah suureeee keep lying! I lost a lot that day too! Our mother!! She's gone because of it! Why did you even do it!?"

[blitzascbog]

I didn’t mean to, it was an accident…

[sky-full-of-muses]

Barb!

@blitzascbog

"ugh!!! You!!! What do you want now?! Stop fucking stalking me Blitz!"'

[blitzascbog]

first of all, I was on my way to get some things for my uh… my boyfriend. So I wasn’t stalking you, thank you very much.

[sky-full-of-muses]

"really? And you thought it was a great idea to fucking approach me?"

[blitzascbog]

the fire — I… I didn’t mean for any of that to happen, it was an accident! It was all an accident! But you never let me explain that. At least Fizz did.

He had started fidgeting with the necklace that belonged to his mother

[sky-full-of-muses]

oh no… not you…

@blitzascbog

[for emberlyn]

"BLITZY KUN? AAHH!! BLITZY!!" "COME HERE!!"

[blitzascbog]

AH SHIT!

Run up a tree and looks down at her

…

[sky-full-of-muses]

Barb!

@blitzascbog

"ugh!!! You!!! What do you want now?! Stop fucking stalking me Blitz!"'

[blitzascbog]

first of all, I was on my way to get some things for my uh… my boyfriend. So I wasn’t stalking you, thank you very much.

[blitzascbog]

*She enters the I.M.P while scrolling on her phone* What's the job today, boss? * she asks not looking up*

(Sorry, to forward? I've been told I can be a bit to much, heh)

@kitsunehazbin

kill whoever the fuck we’re told to.

[blitzascbog]

Hi! I was wondering if you would like to be one of my rp friends? I'm new but my oc works at the I.M.P. @kitsunehazbin

uhm… ok…?

[blitzascbog]

// is mod a doctor who fan?

// (mod of loona loves dad)

//what?

[safera]

Had this idea in my head for daaaays 😅

[blitzascbog]

@starry-prince-stolas

[starry-prince-stolas]

*He smiles a little* Thank you, Blitz.

[blitzascbog]

yeah uh.. ok…

[blitzascbog]

Is this an rp blog too?

yes?

[cold-hearted-marquis]

There’s 50/50 chance that you or Stella will be eternally fucked

🖕🖕🖕

And don’t act like you’re the victim them. I know your true colors Andre

"Is that so? Do tell me how. Because I'm pretty sure stolas is the only thing I must watch for. And he's in his cheater relationship with the imp." "He chose to live on the streets amongst heathens." "You heard Satans jurisdiction. I get the power til Stolas' punishment is up." "Legally nothing can stop me right now."

[blitzascbog]

(didn’t send this)

*flips him off before kissing Stolas*

@starry-prince-stolas

[starry-prince-stolas]

*He kisses Blitz back*

[cold-hearted-marquis]

"You two are disgusting.."

@blitzascbog

[blitzascbog]

suck my dick! Bitch!

[cold-hearted-marquis]

"I will freeze you where you stand you dumb imp bitch!"

[blitzascbog]

🖕

[cold-hearted-marquis]

There’s 50/50 chance that you or Stella will be eternally fucked

🖕🖕🖕

And don’t act like you’re the victim them. I know your true colors Andre

"Is that so? Do tell me how. Because I'm pretty sure stolas is the only thing I must watch for. And he's in his cheater relationship with the imp." "He chose to live on the streets amongst heathens." "You heard Satans jurisdiction. I get the power til Stolas' punishment is up." "Legally nothing can stop me right now."

[blitzascbog]

(didn’t send this)

*flips him off before kissing Stolas*

@starry-prince-stolas

[starry-prince-stolas]

*He kisses Blitz back*

[cold-hearted-marquis]

"You two are disgusting.."

@blitzascbog

[blitzascbog]

suck my dick! Bitch!

[safera]

Had this idea in my head for daaaays 😅

[blitzascbog]

@starry-prince-stolas

[starry-prince-stolas]

so..... my life is really fucked up right now and Blitzo is my comfort character (not in a sexaul way) so could I borrow or have a group snuggle with y'all? (again not in a sexaul way) we could watch a movie all three of us maybe?

I'm sorry to hear that, anon. Blitz, is this okay with you?

@blitzascbog

[blitzascbog]

what?