[wizardarchetypes]

“I can fix him” good for you. I can be the character in his life who he distorts and reduces to a mere metaphor that serves his own needs and desires, robbing me of my personhood and stripping me in his mind of everything about me he once loved in the first place until he resents the shell of myself that he himself turned me into and I ultimately abandon him for the love of the very type of person he hates most because they are in fact the one who saw me as a person and not an ideal and in the end he is left alone with nothing, not even the clever quips and individuality complex he once wore as a shield

[valtsv]

nothing in the world makes me more evil than just being kind of annoyed

[valtsv]

me when i'm in genuine agonising distress: i'm so sorry if i'm bothering you with my childish histrionics :/

me when i'm just in a bit of a bad mood: i hope hydrogen bombs fall on every living thing in the universe

[detectivehole]

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

[detectivehole]

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

[benihana-circumcision]

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

[anarch0possum]

i mean this, after spending so long getting my entertainment online, theres something incredibly tranquil about shutting it all out for a while to do something in meatspace for myself

[bobdylansgayguitar]

did this last night

[dragonflea]

Op I love you for this

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[curioscurio]

Visualize a Club for me please . Understandably this is already blowing your mind. Now imagine. It is only for Penguins.

[vintar]

i posted a tiny drab moth to inaturalist and someone pipped it right to species

and i was like, hmm, from hanging out with mothologists i got the impression that most tiny drab moths need to be under the microscope to be IDed to species instead of being left at genus or even just family level, this guy might be winging it, i should get out my field guide and check

ah

[unalivejournal]

“in-ear headphones are bad for your hearing” actually they’re perfect because the music is inside of you

[sothisisablog]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[helloitsbees]

this is entrapment

[helloitsbees]

two equally delightful paths here:

1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally

2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.

[asofterepilogue]

if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation

[helloitsbees]

well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe

[excusing]

this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year

[helloitsbees]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

everyone lost

[mango-pickle]

#tumblr is an ecosystem you kill one trophic level and everyone starts dying

(via @binguscore)

[agentemo]

losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^

[helloitsbees]

[catgirlforeskin]

[trans-angel]

[catgirlforeskin]

[that-twink-over-there]

Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media

[snowylynxx]

[honeymushroom]

*flirting* i have six thousand inaturalist observations

[ringo-of-ringbash]

the vibes when there are some bugs under a rock

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think "actually I do not want to get involved in this" and close it

[myfaenwy]

this is so healthy tho. you get to put your thoughts to words and then you light them on metaphorical fire. cleansing.

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[howieduet]

Nationality: pussy

[catsofyore]

In 1944 a kitten named George (short for General Electric) was saved from drowning by a U.S. Navy crew member. George was then photographed and given a liberty card and detailed health record. Source.

[ethicalhorseslaughter]

[howieduet]

Nationality: pussy

[pasteboard]

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3