[kosmogrl]

[theconcealedweapon]

[kvothes]

oh someone told me something useful yesterday. she said she’s been thinking about her tbr less as an overwhelming list of books she Must Read and more like she’s cultivating a wine cellar. making a rich collection that will provide the perfect thing when needed. a bottle will get uncorked when the time is right

[beardedmrbean]

this guy is my new hero

[outofcontextarthur]

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

[jackafz]

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

[tony-hawks-underground]

[bgm05]

[bgm05]

Quite tickled by the idea of having a massive green gorilla couch that you only sit on when smoking weed and the weed leaves a miasmic stain on the gorilla couch

[catholicapothecary]

[offshoreoilrig]

whispering "do it scared" to myself before taking a deep breath and entering the bank to commit my first armed robbery

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

the way this website works is that you'll get an anon angrily declaring that everyone should publicly condemn user brimbly-scrimbly because she supports murdering animals for fun and then you check her blog and it turns out she's just reblogging gifs from Tom and Jerry. and also she's transgender.

[yourtryhard]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[ekjohnston]

*weeps uncontrollably at 9 o'clock in the morning*

God, I love randos on the internet who just want to be kind.

[magicratfingers]

[2utora]

[6666666666666666699999999999999]

*tamp tamp*

ah i see youve noticed me tamping down the soft earth

[karvina]

the xbox is a Machine. the playstation is a Device. the switch is a Toy. the personal computer is also a Machine. what the world needs, is a way to play video games on a Contraption

[freezedriedrose]

you fool. that's pinball

[str-ngeloop]

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

[thwrangis]

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist