♔♦ Blood Red Knight ♦♔

Hey, I'm Karkat. This is my shebang of a blog. // Kin blog. Doubles are cool to follow me.

[lotmscene]

[bloodredknight]

hey uh. just so whoever is following this blog knows; i might delete this blog. im not really kin w karkat much anymore. ill save the url but if you want my main, hmu.

[bloodredknight]

im gonna keep this up anyways since im. not 100% certain? idk.

my rose blog is @seer-of-light-and-rain (where i also post damara/dolorosa/roxy kin stuff) and my (brought back to life) nepeta and meulin blog is @wildolivecat .......and i may bring back my jade blog im a mess dont at me for this.

[boingovisions]

If something happens to my blog(s), I am on twitter as pastelhylia and insta as phantomhivesass.

[bgood2bugs-deactivated20191017]

REST IN PEACE USAGI BUZINKAI

Usagi Buzinkai, composer of Homestuck’s “Doctor” as well as many other popular tracks that helped shape so many young people’s lives passed away several days ago.

Usagi was an asexual trans woman in the process of coming out before she died and we cannot let her passing erase her identity.

PLEASE STOP SPREADING POSTS MISGENDERING A DECEASED TRANS ARTIST

[homestuckhomestuckhomestuck]

Verified! [x] [x] 

Her last album: Qualia

[fictionkinfessionsarchived]

@ the recent Kira (Dark Crystal): Me too. It's hard, missing home. Just know you're not alone. -Jen (Dark Crystal)

[bloodredknight]

Thank you, Jen. If you'd ever like to talk sometime, I'm always around! 💖

[drinkpisspissblood]

frank is the best part of this whole dvd

[bloodredknight]

hey uh. just so whoever is following this blog knows; i might delete this blog. im not really kin w karkat much anymore. ill save the url but if you want my main, hmu.

[charlesoberonn]

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

[fozby]

what the shit does that mean

[charlesoberonn]

[moonpaw]

@hypeswap shhh he’s sleeping

[connemor]

homestuck, for all its insanity, still has the best quotes, my favorite being “the circle of stupidity is complete”

[softhakyeons-deactivated2017011]

mine might be that one karkat rant like ‘your vehicle is parked squarely in the ‘nobody gives a fuck’ zone’

[drkotobuki]

“Yes sir we are literally under siege by planet fucking Jupiter.”

[visualvexation]

“shit. let’s be santa”

[eatratshit]

“i’m 13 u egg”

[yd12k]

That might be the saddest thing I’ve ever heard get said.

[curlicuecal]

Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific.  It was because shut up.  Shut up is why.

[questbedhead]

I’d throw it in the lava but that would be a waste of melting

[earl-greys]

[seesawyeeter]

“How old are you?” “6” “Goddamn”

[thealiienbae-blog]

Kick it barak

[erikavvvv]

TIME TO RENDEZVOUS WITH MY HOMIE KILLA AND DROP THE SPECIAL SCIENCE ON HIM

[triclops-blog1]

My personal favorite:

[cowards-sorcery]

time to fly up away into the sun you fucknig piece of gargbage

[younger-than-the-soul]

[catlateralart]

X

[solantro]

I was just, Really bored, 

[pointlesshomestuckstatistics]

Homestuck Deaths Part 3: The One With the Actual Statistics

There are 211 deaths of named characters in Homestuck, plus however many aradiabots and ghosts died.

The only characters who never die in any form are Ms. Paint (Thanks @internmarce, I can’t BELIEVE I forgot her), PM, Serenity, Casey, Bec, GCat (Ambiguous ending for sprites and ghosts notwithstanding), and possibly Squarewave, Sawtooth, Vodka Mutiny, and Li’l Seb. And Jane’s dad, depending on whether you consider him a version of John’s dad or not.

On average, each character dies about 2.37 times.

The main 22 players, however, die an average of  5.18 times each.

Also fun fact: 16 people get decapitated in Homestuck, and only 2 of them are Dirk. The other 14 are: Jack Noir (2), Hegemonic Brute (2), Draconian Dignitary (1), Crowbar (1), Sawbuck (2), Black King (1), White King (1), Aimless Renegade (1), Violent J of ICP (1), Spidermom (1), and Hussiebot (1).

Dave is responsible for 5 of these.

[Part 1] [Part 2]

Some crappy graphs under the cut

Keep reading

[cmirael]

cryptid

[sometipsygnostalgic]

[dippy-ecks]

I told u there would be eridan and baby harp seals

[eridenampora]

Soft fish

(Dont tag as kin/me/id/etc)

[bloodredknight]

!!!!!!!!