Dad Joke Extraordinaire

25, occasionally friendly, my dog runs my life

[cannibalchicken]

[infertilityidol]

giggled at something and my coworker comes out of the break room and goes "I just heard like, a haunted child laugh... so weird." and I'm like okay so it was a normal regular alive adult laugh actually

[everyday-cutephoto]

[ailithnight]

This is a worm? Or perhaps some sort of slug?

[marlynnofmany]

And it's gonna getcha

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[morguesupplier]

[busty-shackleford]

choose abortion

Life kills!

[striders]

why is it called ocean spray when it’s cranberries. last i checked those do not come from the ocean

[striders]

they should call it bog spider

[samshepard]

candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy

[kii-tty]

[contemplatingsaudade]

Mama cow with her baby :3

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

[blackcomicbookguy]

@bloody-redemption

[faeberrywine]

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[blackcomicbookguy]

@bloody-redemption

[highlandcattleofsaarela]

[blackcomicbookguy]

@bloody-redemption

[animations-daily]

Sonic The Hedgehog (2020) dir. Jeff Fowler

[mudkimp]

[thetalkingcow]

Medieval Scooby

[thedreadvampy]

An Ich wōld goÞ awai with-al, wer't non for hērte meddelende youÞen!

[sca-nerd]

The additional quote is what really sells, tho.

[blackcomicbookguy]

@bloody-redemption

[dominants-dominion]

[bloody-redemption]

If someone plays overwatch 2 with me I’ll be your pocket healer

[picunha]

the transition im crying