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[newtkelly]

real situations they put peter parker into #grateful

[victorvonvaporwave]

australians probably call rain something fuckin stupid like dripos or some shit

[victorvonvaporwave]

sorry mate cant come over now its dripos out

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[milquetoaast]

source

[napoleononthebellerophon]

the amount of lawsuits these exploited children are going to be filing 20 years from now is going to be crazy and im all for it

[neighbourhood-threat-official]

Under late-stage capitalism, even sweet family moments get turned into commodities. I hate it. We truly have nothing to lose but a world to win.

[vanglaggle]

"why are so many leftists disabled" maybe it's because disabled people don't really care for the "kill all disabled people" parties but who can say

[angelonthewalls]

unfortunately i have a case of <3 disease. yeah it's not going away anytime soon

[actionpainting-deactivated20231]

my nephews lunch that he packed

[rnelodyy]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of Pepsi.]

[puppygirllaika]

that's arugula

[ceo-of-lesbians]

[ID: A lunchbox containing a handful of loose lettuce and a half-empty bottle of arugula]

[enki2]

[androdragynous]

[ID: A tweet by TylerAlterman:

"In the middle of a "forcing party" where friends and I are forcing one another to do the things that we've been avoiding.

So far: [bullet list] A passport has been filed for; An inbox has been zero'd; A personal website has been created; & more.

I recommend this format!"]

[anathemaegg]

call that attending an Executive Function

[diosapate]

looking at your phone is always one of these two experiences

[maxknightley]

from what I've seen, there are exactly Three Jobs hiring at any given time. they are:

senior logistics strategist at Hewlett Packard. $140,000 / year. requirements: three separate MBAs, fifteen years of business experience, no "ethnic" grandparents, unearned sense of confidence

"customer success ambassador" at Glurp. $70,000 / year, give or take, since 90% of your pay is based on commission. requirements: associate's degree, no experience, has never heard the phrase "pyramid scheme," no sense of shame

part-time server at Le Bon Mot. $15-$16/hr depending on level of experience. must work weekends, overnight shifts, holidays, while asleep. requirements: you will let customers spit on you.

[maxknightley]

I feel like I make some variant on this post once every two weeks, which should tell you how well the job hunt's going.

[headspace-hotel]

Where's "crime scene cleanup technician" (recommendation that Indeed actually gave me one time)

[kazzmatazzz]

im housing absolute leaves¹

¹ Shayminsh, Dusty. “im grilling absolute cheese” Tumblr, 26 Aug. 2023, www.tumblr.com/shayminsh/726679497391423488/im-grilling-absolute-cheese

[frogus-deactivated20231111]

the entire point of life is to be silly, kind, and really weird btw.

[earthangeal]

A mural of a forest in the South Bronx, New York. Captured by Thomas Hoepker, 1983

Mural Art by Alan Sonfist, 1978. The building still exists, however the mural is no longer there

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[zomdead-deactivated20260110]

a gougar

[nerves-nebula]

me and this random couple are going to see sinners this friday

[nerves-nebula]

Everyone wish me luck on my date today I’m so nervous what if they don’t like me…

[cryoverkiltmilk]

You show up and Michael B Jordan is sitting in both seats.

[nerves-nebula]

☝️only funny addition so far. I’m actually shocked nobody else thought of that yet