Random Shiz

16 | Leo | Random

[blover321-blog]

Me: *doing nothin, not really even thinking, just kinda whateverin*

Brain: That’s exactly what a bitch would say 😑😑😤

Me: wh...what’s exactly what a bitch would say? You calling me a bitch?

Brain: 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🙅‍♀️

Me: ????!

[ruinedchildhood]

[blover321-blog]

Ima do this sometime

[racingbarakarts]

My fiancé just whispered in my ear, “you’re my secret Santa”

so I said “what?”

And he went, “ah shit I meant soulmate”

[racingbarakarts]

The boy forgot the word for soulmate and his brain thought, “it’s called secret Santa”

[blover321-blog]

Mkay I want this

[gloupblog]

Reblog for good vibes in this upcoming week

May you all accomplish what you need to, meet someone wonderful, find money unexpectedly and in general spend the week with a smile on your face💞

[blover321-blog]

🙏

[kamonra]

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

[darkcocosb-blog]

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

[soflobrat]

Won’t chance it.

[br0wnsugarandspice]

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

[tastelikehoney-sb-deactivated20]

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

[nudiemuse]

Do the thing pls

[quickweaves]

im screaming it worked lmfao

[hunter-dahl-deactivated20161208]

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

[dunsparce]

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

[witchoncampus]

Fuck it, I need the money 😂

[deadmugen]

money for school pls

[psychedelicfelon]

Issa comeup

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

need that bmw i8 money thank u very much

[blogitaway]

first apartment deposit ty Jesus🤙🏿

[blover321-blog]

Why not?

[blover321-blog]

🙏

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[virginiaunderthesun]

This anatomy test tomorrow lol

[geekyjessica]

JUDGE MEEEEEE

[geekyjessica]

I was ashamed to reblog this but I did get really great news the next day so WTF.

[unusualgrl5]

reblogging cuz exams

[bismyteacher]

I gotta

[yearsbetweenus-blog]

I believe in you

[yearsbetweenus-blog]

it actually worked, my teacher gave me his number. so let’s try again roger ♥

[la-luna-loves-the-sun]

Please help me Roger

[blover321-blog]

Why not

[blover321-blog]

🙏

[blover321-blog]

[aidashakur]

2019 smells like money and healing

[blover321-blog]

Guys in my class bragging about how they dicks so big they’d hurt a girl. Why that impressive?

#fucking #idiots

[creatingbliss]

Monday Motivation

[studyingstudent]

a big sister’s college tips

wait until after syllabus week to buy your textbooks. they might not be required. it’ll save you money 

prioritize your classes by number of credit hours. more credit hours = bigger impact on your GPA. sometimes there’s not enough study time to go around  

if you wanna dress up for class, dress up for class. if you wanna pull up in the sweatshirt you wore yesterday, that’s okay too 

locate your classes before they start, so you don’t get lost on the first day. check and see if your college has an app of some sort with a campus map! 

old exams are more valuable than life itself  

set your class schedule as your home screen until you’ve got it down 

Chegg.com. you’re welcome 

carry a sweatshirt. it may be 100 degrees outside but chances are it’s 30 degrees in your lecture hall  

keep your syllabi  

write things down!! planner, phone, laptop, etc.  

sit in the front. go up and introduce yourself to your professor after the first day, say you’re looking forward to the class. build a relationship! Professors do not round grades for students they don’t at least recognize 

bring your chargers with you everywhere 

sometimes it’s easier to wake up early and study for an exam than stay up late the night before  

shower shoes. have you ever heard of toe fungus 

the dorms are bad BUT you will get through it (and make friends while doing it) 

there’s no such thing as a condom that doesn’t fit    

every time you skip class it costs you money. go to class. (unless you are dying or have no other time to finish something for another class)

your mental health is important. college can be overwhelming. know your limits. seek help if you need it. 

sometimes if you go to your professor’s office hours and ask questions a day or two before an exam they will steer you towards information that will be covered 

find your study space. the library is your friend  

parking is a bitch and a half 

it’s okay to miss your parents. call them. (they miss you too) 

talk to your advisor!!! let them advise you!!!

don’t study yourself into the ground. after college you’re a real life adult - enjoy college while it lasts. go out, make friends, if you drink, do so responsibly. uber exists for this very reason 

keep an eye on your drink at all times 

don’t feel pressured to go out and drink because college. it’s not for everybody  

on a related note: pedialyte is your friend  

don’t be afraid to drop a class that doesn’t fit you, but talk to your advisor first 

chances are you’re paying a lot of money to be where you are. party if you wanna, but do not let it interfere with your grades.  

you’re gonna get a lot of free stuff. take advantage 

if you can handle it with your class load, get a job. it’s a good way to make friends. 

it’s okay to change your major. really! 

first semester is easier if you get involved with something!!   

there will be weeks when you have nothing due, and then there will be weeks when you have 5 exams 14 assignments and 2 papers due all at once. take advantage of down time. work ahead!! make life easier for your future self  

carry a water bottle  

exercise will not only help avoid the freshman 15 but also make you feel better  

it’s okay if you’re not best friends with your roommate 

communicate if they are doing something that annoys you  

keep your dorm clean. the only thing worse than a tiny space is a messy one 

buy an umbrella

[scholasticbabe]

I SECOND THIS!!

[blover321-blog]

[blover321-blog]

Sometimes, I remember the good times, And I don’t regret being with you. But most the memories are not fond, And I don’t regret leaving you either.

[blover321-blog]

Could I borrow some French for my vanilla?

[mello-dramatic]

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

[subvertcliche-archived-deactiva]

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

[iuweqnc4ew]

they really do mean everyone

[fndungeonmom]

UPDATE: Yup I got the thing

[pop-killerr-deactivated20190504]

PLEEEEASE work

[sultrypickle]

Fingers crossed.

[magicalcollector]

I really want something new to read.

[delicrieux]

oooo sounds cool. will it be called ‘in the pit of despair’? or ‘markiplier ruined my life end it end it please’???

[funny-gif-1]

[princess-princesa-blog]

I love dogs so much

[lovemycathatemybody]

Diet Pills/Supplements

Hi! I work at a nutrition supplement store and I’ve done over 40 pages of research into the main ingredients of our products (most of which are available by themselves) using only National Institutes of Health studies, so no corporate-sponsored biased bs. Here are some of the BEST supplements that have been clinically proven to help with weight loss, based on randomized, placebo-controlled, double-blind studies. If you would like the link to the specific study, I’d be more than happy to send it to you. :) 

Products that work!:

Apple cider vinegar: a 12-week study on the main component in vinegar showed a decrease in body weight, BMI, visceral fat area (fat around your organs), waist circumference, and blood triglyceride levels. It also helps with digesting fatty foods (in case you binge). 

Green coffee extract: in a 4-week study, the mean weight loss of the group receiving the extract was 1.35kg (almost 3 pounds) compared to the placebo group’s mean weight loss of 0.12kg (.26 pounds). After 12 weeks, weight loss for the extract group went up to 11.91 pounds lost, with no change in diet or exercise. 

Garcinia: in a 12-week study, it decreased the body fat percentage of the group receiving garcinia by 3.7% compared to the placebo group’s 2.4%. It also works wonders for decreasing appetite for long fasts.

Choline: choline works EXTREMELY well for rapid weight loss. Taking 1g (doses you’ll find in a store will be 250mg, so take 4 - no negative side effects were reported) a day over the course of a WEEK decreased body fat percentage by 1.92% and decreased BMI by 3.04. It works by helping your body to use fat for fuel - if you take this and exercise on an empty stomach, you’ll burn crazy calories.

Bioperine (piperine): decreases body weight, fat mass, cholesterol, and triglyceride levels WITHOUT A CHANGE IN DIET

Linoleic acid: this is proven to significantly reduce body fat (without reducing muscle mass). However, in the study, the subjects exercised for 90 minutes 3x a week. So if you don’t exercise very often, this probably isn’t the best fit for you.

Synephrine (Advantra Z): a stimulant clinically proven to increase your BMR and EER. When taken for 6-12 weeks, showed an increase in weight loss without affecting heart rate or blood pressure (so you avoid the jittery feelings that sometimes come with stimulants)

Conjugated linoleic acid (CLA): proven to reduce body fat percentage, increase metabolism, while also having anti-cancer effects, helping your immune system, and preventing bone loss.

Rose hip extract: 12-week study showed a decrease in total abdominal fat, abdominal visceral fat, body weight, and BMI

If you want to try taking actual diet pills as opposed to specific ingredients, Performix products and Hydroxycut are your best bet. If you’re sensitive to the caffeine/stimulants in them, taking twice as much L-theanine as there is caffeine in the product will get rid of the jittery feelings, increased heart rate, and heart palpitations. 

Hope this helps!!