When you are Hokage and have to find time to read, sleep and hang out with your one and only

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When you are Hokage and have to find time to read, sleep and hang out with your one and only
They match each other's freak
You wanna turn the sound on for this one
Get asked. Idiot
Get answered. Idiot
Get screenshotted. Idiot
Get reblogged. Idiot
Get peer reviewed. Idiot.
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get image described. idiot
get polled.
idiot.
idiot.
Get answered. Idiot.
Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand
reblog to hold the hand of the person you reblogged from
you heathens will reblog day specific posts any day of the week. i woke up thinking it was wednesday
happy wake up thinking it was wednesday sunday
On a Monday.
Anyway if this post reaches 30000 notes I'll sit down and professionally film a Goncharov movie scene you can send to people who claim it's not real. This is completely serious, I've made movies before and I'm willing to do it for the memes.
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group costume
update for everyone who wanted Worf to have one too
Oh me me! I voted! I wanna see some stuckony with brat!Tony and adorable confused Steve and just Bucky being in the middle.
Fucking love brat Tony <3 Luckily Bucky is used to brats and honestly he feels a little sorry for Tony that Steve is so oblivious lmao. Idk how adorable Steve is in this but he is very confused.
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“Bucky, tell Tony I am not being mean to him by telling him to get his own soda,” Steve snapped after the third time Tony tried to swipe it.
Bucky raised an eyebrow, smiling, as Tony crossed his arms and began sulking. “Why should I?”
“Because for some reason he listens to you!” Steve burst out.
Bucky rolled his eyes and held out his hands, grabbing toward him. “C’mere.”
“I’m getting up because Steve is ignoring me, not because you told me to,” Tony muttered, getting off the couch and walking over to him.
Bucky set his hands on Tony’s waist as he came close, smiling at him. “Be a doll and get me a soda?” Tony opened his mouth, clearly to tell him to fuck off, but Bucky clamped his hands tighter in warning, a threat of more to come, and Tony whimpered instead. “Whatever cola we have is good.”
“Okay,” Tony answered meekly, turning to go to the kitchen with as much haughtiness he could muster as he recovered.
Bucky looked over at Steve with a grin, but it quickly slid off his face when he saw that Steve looked like he’d been slugged in the gut. “What?”
“If you guys wanted sodas, you could have just asked me while I was in there,” Steve said, hurt. “I would have grabbed them. I’m not an asshole.”
“Oh no,” Tony said from the kitchen, sounding honestly mortified. “Steve’s a service top.”
“What does that mean,” Steve said as Bucky began howling with laughter that their kinks were passing like two ships in the night.
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
I stan
it got better!!
plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyone’s ass
If one day I see this on my dash and DON’T reblog it assume I’m dead.
Fuck sake, can't believe I have to do this myself:
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He wiggle
Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)
MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck. Not bad luck. I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!
“See him face”
I sure fucking do see him face
Him face
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021
Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)
Reblog him face for good luck in 2022
please read the unbeatable squirrel girl
@karltface nope, she's just tucking 😳
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
Well, OP, I’m officially invested in this shit. Your whiny ass is doing self care if I have to drive to your goddamn house and do it for you.
By Talos this can't be happening
reblog this everyone i wanna see what happens when op’s reverse-hubris forces them to practice basic self care.
why? because it’s funny and completely possible actually so good fucking luck op
@thedragonemperess I'm gonna hate scrolling past this but do your thing
spell of way too many followers activate
Yes. Do the thing.
Thing: being done