It's Rene'

Anyway, I have no idea what I'm doing, but I'm drifting.

[notnando]

best pickup line of our generation

[spooksier]

my friend took in a stray and she’s the cutest kitty ever but he named her oil so whenever he sends a picture of her me and my other friends look like we’re roleplaying as the US military

[spooksier]

[spooksier]

in our defense this is oil

[nighthaunting]

thought too hard about MRI machines today and had this come to me in a vision

[kosmogrl]

[sillywetkittenincardboardbox-de]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i went nonverbal, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[butchfalin]

sure let's go with that

[striving-artist]

21 hours later;

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[cozza-frenzy]

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

[xxxtictacion]

The origins of the mission status: sick image

[genderyomi-deactivated20240903]

me: hey why do y'all ask me if i have my period every time I come in here even though you know I'm a trans woman

nurse: not to worry, I'll fix this 👍

my medical chart:

[folly-of-alexandria]

My GP listed me as having been born without a Uterus. Which isn't untrue.

[definite-human]

Now *this* is a medicalization of transness I can get behind

[depsidase]

[espurrnential]

[null-is-sparing-you]

the "you aren't friends" really sells it.

[anneemay]

[anneemay]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

[thehowlingowl-deactivated202309]

“I am here for you, my love.”

[shakeit-bakeit-bootyquakeit]

[whatsdifferentincanada]

[dykeofhearts]

[bl4ckbox]

[nicotub-movred-deactivated20140]

[hategarden]

[coldtofire]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMJsMrwMo/

[ladylike-foxes]

[wickedwonderlandd]

WERK👏BITCH👏

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[jenroses]

sound on, his voice is something else.

[saintbullart]

this feels like if all of humanity were to reset and humans had forgotten how everything worked and had to teach each other what things were. this is the Wall turorial

[lacefuneral]

[cipheramnesia]

I know he is not particularly old in a physical sense but conceptually speaking, I want to fuck THAT old man.

[animentality]

[augustdementhe]

Adding librarians.

[liberalsarecool]

Cops' settlements for abuse/misconduct are also paid for by tax dollars. Talking billions of dollars in settlements every year.

[hilariouslarry]

[babsvibes]