Shock Me Like An Electric Eel

Jade 29 AZ||NY||NV Tiny queer human with chronic wanderlust.

[william-snekspeare]

she is casting a little spell :-)

[william-snekspeare]

the spell is…. snake :-)

[gifsboom]

Weed Whacker vs Scythe. [video]

[theneetboss-deactivated20150824]

grasscon

[sparkafterdark-deactivated20181]

What a farce. Not only is the contest weighted towards the scythe because Weed Whackers are meant for edging and trimming of WEEDS in hard to reach places, not thick grass, but the scythe cut that patch super uneven and it looks like absolute shit. The WeedWhacker took slightly longer but did a much neater, better job with less effort. 

Really thought he comparison is absurd, Nobody would ever use a WeedWhacker to replace a scythe, they do completely different things, just like you’d never use a scythe to cut down weeds growing out of a sidewalk. If it’s for trimming a lawn it should be against a lawnmower, which would fucking destroy it, and if it’s for harvesting hay it should be against a combine harvester, which would destroy it exponentially more.

This is nothing more than lies and propaganda from butthurt scythelovers and I for one will not stand for it.

[thechekhov]

unrest in the grass fandom

[personification-of-anxiety]

Yeah but the scythe looks cooler. You can’t harvest souls with Weed Whacker.

[tgmember]

Death looms over you, a weed whacker gently idling over his shoulder.

“Come on buddy, it’s your time to g–”.

He’s cut short as the weed whacker sputters to a stop. He pumps the starter.

“Time to g–”.

Again he pumps the starter, but this time, nothing. He peers all over the engine, trying to find the problem, despite knowing that it’s internal. You sit there as he mutters to himself:

“Great. Just great. Brand new machine and it quits on me on the first pick-up. Now I’ve gotta do ALL that paperwork ALL over again to get ANOTHER new one…”.

You continue watching with interest, and a thought occurs to you. You giggle.

“I thought you came for me, not for your weed whacker. You could’ve just stayed home and killed it.”

Death s-l-o-w-l-y turns and fixes a penetrating glare on you. And the sight of that glare tears your soul from your body.

[edgar-allan-possum]

Death should switch to a battery powered weed whacker. He’ll avoid this sort of problem in the future

[illvminavt]

You can harvest souls with a gas powered weed whacker, they spin up to 10,000RPMs

[intjint]

Reaps Per Minute

[supreme-leader-stoat]

[inklins]

people making little content noises in their throat when you hug or cuddle with them is the best thing ever because that noise is the human equivalent of purring

[ehnoshima]

please can someone help me find a video. it has the spiderman pizza song and the video is someone trying to reverse image search an old man photo from an ad the only thing i can think of is like “top 10 something something senior’s dont know about” seniors as in old people

[caustic-krana]

https://youtu.be/Y0p6h_n08UU

This?

[ehnoshima]

IM LOSING IT YES IT’S THIS THANK YOU SO MUCH IM ON MY HANDS AND KNEES

[a-funyarinpa]

animation of charmander makin some pancakes

[yahenni]

Flanos

Flanos

Flanos

[yahenni]

[trashboat]

two of those images are crème brûlée

[bear1na]

COVID-19 Pandemic: Heroic Women Homage by Milo Manara *

[iprobablyneedcoffee]

I’m really glad you included EVS, sanitation workers, and other professions that people often forget. 💕💕💕

[mandaloriandragontrainer-deacti]

THIS IS THE FIRST ONE I’VE SEEN THAT INCLUDES VETERINARY WORKERS. THANK YOU!!! 🐾🐾🐾

[santas-clauze]

[shrekyourself]

[programmerhumour]

Better suited here than any other package

[dopeybeauty]

another disney movie nobody asked for

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lapetitelapinecoquine]

[aaapple-jax]

just watch it

[not-easily-brxken]

UNMUTE

[colorlessdreamz-deactivated2023]

How? Did not miss one beat

[macangel56]

Awesome 💕💕💕

[nolifesinceoutlander]

I’ve already watched this 3xs! Love it!

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[spockglocksrocks]

sometimes there’s videos that make me happy to exist on this planet

[cameoappearance]

i’d reblog this even if it was a still image

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I know it’s a sesame street clip but seriously, who is the target audience for this?

[cameoappearance]

Parents watching it with their kids, I guess?

[loreweaver]

literally everyone

[elfwreck]

Everyone. No, really… everyone.

For adults, the appeal is Sir Patrick Stewart doing a kid’s educational bit in full Shakespearean dress and style; there’s a delightful cognitive dissonance between the very serious presentation and the very simple content.

For very small children, it’s educational: this is the letter “B”; here’s how it’s shaped; here’s some words you know that start with it. Oh, and here’s a word you may not be familiar with that starts with it, so you can recognize that it’s the sound that matters, and not whatever other connection you made between the other two words.

For older kids: you’ve probably heard that “to be or not to be?” speech, or at least part of it, so you can enjoy some of the parody the adults are watching. Also, here’s how to describe how a letter is made - how to teach young siblings who don’t read yet, how to explain both the shape and the sound.

For kids with dyslexia: here’s how you differentiate a “B” from a P or D or E. You may have to go slowly and look carefully at the exact shapes that make up the whole, but there are differences and you can learn to recognize them. 

For teens or young college students: In addition to whichever parts of those are relevant to you, here’s what Shakespearean acting sounds like. Here’s how to enunciate clearly and slowly, so your audience can understand terms they may not recognize and still follow the gist of what you’re saying. If you’re reading Shakespeare in school, try sounding it out like this and see if that helps it make sense.

For new RenFaire workers: Here’s how to pronounce “zounds.” 

[frislander-deactivated20220305]

One of the most glorious things in the world is Shakespearean actors doing stuff like this.

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thi s one wins

[faridaspeare]

"This world can be beautiful sometimes"

"It's beautiful during a lot of times"

[justcatposts]

“Cat steals some milk during Dean of Canterbury Cathedral’s morning sermon" 

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